The Movies pt.2. since you liked pt.1www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/315357/The+Movies/, i decided to make pt.2, which i hope you'll like it enjoy<br />
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The Movies pt.2

since you liked pt.1www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/315357/The+Movies/, i decided to make pt.2, which i hope you'll like it enjoy<br />
sorry about the bad grammar, but thx for geting this to front page.

THINGS I LEARNED FROM MOVIE PT. 2
I. WHEN EXPERT PREDICTS SOMETHING AND NO ME BELIEVES HIM
ABOUT IT, IT WILL HAHN
E. WHEN EXPERT PREDICTS SOMETHING AND EVERYONE BELIEVES
HIM, IT WON' T HAPPEN
3. EXPLOSIVE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESTROY BUILDING WILL FIT IN
A SHOE BOX
CARS ALWAYS BURST TO FLAME
STANDARD MEDICINE FAILS, YELL ''I LOVE YOU" OR "PLEASE
BMT DIE", THIS WILL % BRING SOMEONE BACK TO LIFE
S. DETECTIVE WILL SOLVE THE CASE IF ONLY HE' S SUSPENDED FROM
7. POLICE WILL GIVE too A PARTNER WHICH IS TOTALLY YOUR
OPOSITE
ME MAN HAS BIGGER Ms OF KILLING 20 PEOPLE, THAN 20
PEOPLE KILLING ME MAN
S. EVERYONE CAN LAND A PLANE AS LONG THERE IS SOMEONE IN
THE CONTROL TOWER
IO. BOATS BMT HAVE MORE THAN ME RADIO FOR EMERGENCY
CALLS
BULLETS WON' T KILL too AS LONG AS too HAVE IMPORTANT
TASK TO BE DONE
THERE IS NO CORE FOR VIRUSES CREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT
WHEN too TURN THE LIGHTS OFF too STILL WILL BE ABLE TO
SEE EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM
IN. CAN ALWAYS FIND A CHAINSAW IF too NEED IT
WHITE PEOPLE HAVE THE BIGGEST CHANCE OF SURVIVING
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User avatar #36 - MrHare (04/07/2010) [-]
WHITE PEOPLE FTW!!!!!
#101 - uniqueasalways (04/07/2010) [-]
Haha so true.

Also....a person doesn't die until the person finishes what he needs to say.
User avatar #4 - Glungo (04/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#16. Everyone can hold their breath for an infinite amount of time.
User avatar #1 - NoThisIsBlaze (04/06/2010) [-]
Number 9 is actually true. The autopilot on most planes is sophisticated enough to land the plane as long as there is somebody to instruct you on the basics.
#90 - Patchers (04/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
We need a grammar nazi on this!
User avatar #40 - Vaguemercenary (04/07/2010) [-]
Someone who understands.
#135 - DashDashTS (04/07/2010) [-]
Things I learned from movies: When I take over the world I will keep in mind that there are probably many women that would sleep with me who don't also wish to kill me so I'll think twice before ordering the rebel princess to my bedchamber.
User avatar #119 - yadnam (04/07/2010) [-]
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User avatar #114 - PizzaRat (04/07/2010) [-]
you forgot one: All bad guy have total **** aim.
User avatar #110 - Bryantgodin (04/07/2010) [-]
you forgot if you have sex then your gonna die
User avatar #107 - SpoiledBrat (04/07/2010) [-]
*odds

and yes i did have to point that out.
User avatar #105 - datesaloser (04/07/2010) [-]
hahaha :)
User avatar #100 - XxBuzzKillingtonxX (04/07/2010) [-]
I found out that there is usually a cool black guy in every movie or TV show.
User avatar #87 - Soilwork (04/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
well #9 is sorta true mythbusters did it
User avatar #76 - cookiel ONLINE (04/07/2010) [-]
**** hope the Grammar Nazi's dont find this page
User avatar #53 - fredneck (04/07/2010) [+] (8 replies)
'15. white people have the biggest chance of surviving' one case where this isnt true, 'I Am Legend' will smith is the only survivor along with the woman, and will smith is black, just thought i would point that out.
User avatar #58 to #54 - Ackabooga (04/07/2010) [-]
mace windu! hello?!
User avatar #52 - DjDragon (04/07/2010) [-]
To add onto #5.
If it doesn't work, you will burst into tears.
Grab a shotgun from out of nowhere.
And kill over 200 people to avenge your loved one.
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User avatar #67 - WhatIsGwaning (04/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#16. ivve never seen such bad grammar or spelling in my life. sort it out.
User avatar #59 - Ackabooga (04/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#16-your 573 round clip will run out just when you meet the bad guy
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