Jerk Jesus on The Big Bang Theory. OC. Saw the pic, thought the guy looked like Sheldon. Tell them about the time I fought the dragon. You know Sheldon, I could
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Jerk Jesus on The Big Bang Theory

OC. Saw the pic, thought the guy looked like Sheldon. Tell them about the time I fought the dragon

You know Sheldon, I could cure cancer easily. I just
don' t want to"
Go away Jesus, before I disprove
V , your existance"
a Come at me. bro
Well excluding the moronic claim that one could rise from the dead after a number
of days without the use of science; there exists no physical evidence to support you
even existed historically; no artifacts, dwelling, works of carpentry, or
manuscripts. All claims about you derive from writings of other people. There occurs
no contemporary Roman record that shows Pontius Pilate executing a man named
Jesus. There occurs not a single contemporary writing that mentions Jesus. All
documents about Jesus came well after the life of the alleged Jesus from either:
unknown authors, people who had never met an earthly Jesus or from fraudulent,
mythical or allegorical writings. So there is no proof you truly existed, which leads
me to not believe in you and therefore you cannot be here in front of me."
Ah **** "
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#57 - dsizzle (02/13/2012) [+] (27 replies)
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Not a religious nut or anything, just sayin'. Lol
User avatar #61 to #57 - highaspinkiepie (02/13/2012) [-]
I saw a communist unicorn-hitler flying over New Zealand yesterday with my high-powered sunglasses
#58 - ssethradra (02/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#134 - challengefailed (02/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#207 - iquorn (02/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
+11
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#153 - nervehammer (02/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
guise...guise srsly...guise...LISTEN...guise..what if jesus wasnt his real name?
guise...guise srsly...guise...LISTEN...guise..what if jesus wasnt his real name?
#156 to #153 - lanolderen (02/13/2012) [-]
Might have been Jizzus
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sheldon only says bazinga when he's joking...
#31 to #28 - deletedmyaccount (02/13/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when a pissed off Jesus reappears?
#196 - fleethewild (02/13/2012) [-]
Jesus existed and there is loads of scientific evidence to prove it.
the bit that is argued over is whether or not he was the son of god.
#192 - protex (02/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#146 - thatotherblackguy (02/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Ok was it just me or Sheldon sitting on the wrong side of the couch.

#82 - stg (02/13/2012) [+] (15 replies)
okay history nerd time: i am no catholic or whatever i just like history =]

basically the fact that Jesus existed is the most proven historical fact in history. there are over 100 sources that existed during the time of Jesus, written by both Romans and Jews not claiming he was god but acknowledging him as living and having a following of people. so even if you do not believe he was the son of god etc, he definitely did exist during that time period.




hehehe i said period.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Birth certificates are nor necessarily true. I challenged all my friends to prove they were born on the date their birth certificate says using factual evidence, and not a single one could. All they said was, "My birth certificate says it does," or, "My parents said I was." You have no concrete evidence you did, because memories can be false as well.
NOW, OHPEE, I, anon, ISSUE THEE THE CHALLENGE OF PROVING THINE SENTIENT EXISTENCE IS NOT, IN FACT, A FUTURISTIC SIMS GAME!
#162 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Religion > Science

Come at me FJ bandwagon dumbasses. "OOOH THE BIG BANG THEORY CREATED EVERYTHING DERP HERP" LOL Lamar SmithGOTS.
#168 to #162 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/13/2012) [-]
unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
gtfo
User avatar #155 - jokeface (02/13/2012) [-]
why is Sheldon not sitting in his spot??
#132 - wanglebangle (02/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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