Jerk Jesus on The Big Bang Theory. OC. Saw the pic, thought the guy looked like Sheldon. Tell them about the time I fought the dragon. You know Sheldon, I could Jerk Jesus big bang theory sheldon cooper
x

Jerk Jesus on The Big Bang Theory

(Enlarge)
Jerk Jesus on The Big Bang Theory. OC. Saw the pic, thought the guy looked like Sheldon. Tell them about the time I fought the dragon. You know Sheldon, I could

OC. Saw the pic, thought the guy looked like Sheldon. Tell them about the time I fought the dragon

You know Sheldon, I could cure cancer easily. I just
don' t want to"
Go away Jesus, before I disprove
V , your existance"
a Come at me. bro
Well excluding the moronic claim that one could rise from the dead after a number
of days without the use of science; there exists no physical evidence to support you
even existed historically; no artifacts, dwelling, works of carpentry, or
manuscripts. All claims about you derive from writings of other people. There occurs
no contemporary Roman record that shows Pontius Pilate executing a man named
Jesus. There occurs not a single contemporary writing that mentions Jesus. All
documents about Jesus came well after the life of the alleged Jesus from either:
unknown authors, people who had never met an earthly Jesus or from fraudulent,
mythical or allegorical writings. So there is no proof you truly existed, which leads
me to not believe in you and therefore you cannot be here in front of me."
Ah **** "
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+1200
Views: 43922
Favorited: 234
Submitted: 02/12/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to mrjimmyhush submit to reddit

Comments(281):

[ 281 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
0
#158 to #134 - scorchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#150 to #134 - anon (02/13/2012) [-]
Too true good sir. It seems like atheists are more evangelical and willing to shove their religion down your throat than any Christian i know.
#160 to #150 - anon (02/13/2012) [-]
Oh believe me, Christians are just as bad. It's just more acceptable these days to believe in fairy dust and unicorns, as long as it's not actual fairy dust and unicorns.


(Sorry, Twilight Sparkle.)
#166 to #160 - anon (02/13/2012) [-]
ponies do not demand from you anything more than love and tolerance XD
+15
#210 to #207 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #211 to #210 - hentiagrl (02/13/2012) [-]
that p is to high, its bothering me very much
+3
#218 to #211 - slamakans **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#124 to #58 - niburu (02/13/2012) [-]
i culdnt find my pic of a t-rex clapping so instead ill use this gif
i culdnt find my pic of a t-rex clapping so instead ill use this gif
#63 to #58 - kowareta (02/13/2012) [-]
This is terrible!
#146 - thatotherblackguy (02/13/2012) [-]
Ok was it just me or Sheldon sitting on the wrong side of the couch.

#197 to #146 - anon (02/13/2012) [-]
Sheldon doesn't lay back like that either, he usually maintains a mantis-like posture.
#57 - dsizzle (02/13/2012) [-]
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Not a religious nut or anything, just sayin'. Lol
#305 to #57 - anon (04/25/2012) [-]
There's an exact quote that says, "Absence of evidence is evidence of absence" did you just take it and make the opposite?
#306 to #305 - dsizzle (04/27/2012) [-]
That quote is wrong, You have no evidence that I have a hookah in my house, but I DO have a hookah in my house. Your lack of evidence does not prove that I do not have what I have.
User avatar #97 to #57 - ancano (02/13/2012) [-]
Hitchen's razor.
-Anything that can be proved without evidence can be dismissed without evidence
#228 to #97 - anon (02/13/2012) [-]
Asserted*
User avatar #292 to #228 - ancano (02/14/2012) [-]
thank you
+1
#222 to #57 - neng **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#266 to #222 - crazyplane (02/13/2012) [-]
and also as unreal as L4D3 ... diffirence being I WANT L4D3 to be real and I wouldn't want god to be real (he seems like a douche)(cancer, aids and all that **** and all)
I mean ... what god would let a cute puppie like this break it's leg ?!?!

0
#268 to #266 - neng **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#270 to #268 - crazyplane (02/13/2012) [-]
I don't wanna live forever. honestly scares me more than death. love and fun is the purpose of my life. not chasing some dream of forevernessness.
but w/e floats your dreaming boat
#286 to #222 - dsizzle (02/14/2012) [-]
Also, your blue dog analogy is irrelevant. IF we were to find that blue dogs were scientifically plausible, and yet we were unable to prove their existence, that does not mean that we could say beyond the shadow of a doubt that they do not exist. If we were working in a finite universe and we had ALL of the dogs in front of us, and we knew FOR SURE we had every single dog in existence, and none were blue, but it was possible that a blue dog COULD have been bred and was a possiblity, then we could say there is no blue dog. However, we are working in an infinite universe, and we do not know all things in this universe. While there are certainties in our universe such as the laws of gravity and other such laws of physics, we cannot say without a doubt that blue dogs do not exist. If, theoretically, blue dogs are a possibility, then we cannot say that there are NO blue dogs. Maybe there are blue dogs on another planet. Maybe there are blue dogs that live in space. Nobody knows. We cannot say for certain.



TLDR Your dog analogy is irrelevant. Lol
#285 to #222 - dsizzle (02/14/2012) [-]
re·al·i·ty/rēˈalətē/
Noun:
The world or the state of things as they actually exist, as opposed to an idealistic or notional idea of them: "he refuses to face reality".
Reality is not just things we can prove or experience. Reality simply is what it is. While things we can disprove are not real, simply being unable to prove the existence of something does not make it unreal.

Also, not everything in our minds comes from material experience.
User avatar #61 to #57 - highaspinkiepie (02/13/2012) [-]
I saw a communist unicorn-hitler flying over New Zealand yesterday with my high-powered sunglasses
-79
#64 to #61 - jslut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #65 to #64 - highaspinkiepie (02/13/2012) [-]
Why are you getting so upset about a joke? Why can't you just laugh and move on? I'm not trying to insult anyone here, it's all in good fun.
-65
#66 to #65 - jslut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - highaspinkiepie (02/13/2012) [-]
Did you read what I said? I said I'm joking, nowhere did I say that religion is stupid.
#112 to #67 - icedman (02/13/2012) [-]
hi pinky, hows it going? see your having fun
-51
#68 to #67 - jslut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 to #68 - Blackmage (02/13/2012) [-]
All is forgiven. Remember that being offended while on funnyjunk is like being offended while watching southpark
#189 to #83 - vivimastermage (02/13/2012) [-]
I approve of your name. That is all.
I approve of your name. That is all.
User avatar #291 to #189 - Blackmage (02/14/2012) [-]
I havent played ff9 yet

Is it good vivi?
User avatar #294 to #291 - vivimastermage (02/14/2012) [-]
It's like nostalgic heaven. Loads of references to the other FF's.

It's my favourite. =)
User avatar #295 to #294 - Blackmage (02/15/2012) [-]
Sweet. Ill get it after Im done with devil suvivour and portal 2
#79 to #68 - anon (02/13/2012) [-]
lol newLamar Smiths explanation to his fail is in-adequate.
#98 to #68 - dsizzle (02/13/2012) [-]
Holy **** look at all those red toenail clippings. Lol
#287 to #98 - dsizzle (02/14/2012) [-]
LOL holy **** , what did I say to piss 19 people off? Lmao
User avatar #265 to #61 - absynthe (02/13/2012) [-]
thank you sir showing a fine example of infallible evidence. because mo matter what anyone says to disprove you, you can ALWAYS come up with another stipulation for why they didnt see it themselves
+7
#235 - clairvoyance **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+7
#236 to #235 - clairvoyance **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#99 - anon (02/13/2012) [-]
But he's on the wrong end of the couch?????
#238 - endface (02/13/2012) [-]
His mom's gonna be pissed.
#223 - saladtongsofdeath (02/13/2012) [-]
This image has expired
what was that shelly?
User avatar #198 - Sanguinarian (02/13/2012) [-]
I don't care about other peoples' faith or lack there of. i just wanna point out that maybe he/whoever made this was looking for the wrong person because he wasn't Jesus, Jesus was spelled and pronounced differently in Ancient Hebrew.
#192 - protex (02/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#195 to #192 - Zeigh (02/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#28 - anon (02/13/2012) [-]
Sheldon only says bazinga when he's joking...
#31 to #28 - deletedmyaccount (02/13/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when a pissed off Jesus reappears?
[ 281 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)