Funny true story. Look I know, I've heard the story before too where<br /> do you think I got the idea . When she asked me i <br /> remebered it and
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Funny true story

Look I know, I've heard the story before too where<br />
do you think I got the idea . When she asked me i <br />
remebered it and said here we go hope she gose<br />
for it and she did so i posted it believe me or not<br />
I really don't give a **** It's still funny

Tags: funny
Banned from .
Thought I would share this True story with everyone.
Saturday I was at my local Petco buying a large bag of
Purina dog chow for my . Doberman. While in the
checkout line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? Pausing for a
moment at her stupididty told her that no, I didn' t have
a dog. I was starting the Purina Uget again. I added that I
probably shouldn' t because I ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I' d lost . before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her, that it was
essentially a perfect diet, and that the way that it works
is to load your' pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was
going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in line woe now engulfed with my
story) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care because the dog food poisoned me, I told her no
that I was ******* on a fire hydrant, and when I stopped
and stepped off the curb to sniff a Labrador' s ass a car
hit us both! I thought the entire line was going to ****
themselves laughing at her including the girl at the
register, Needless to say she became enraged and began
cursing everyone, and had to be ******** out. They told
her not to come back. My girlfriend said I was mean for,
doing . I told her it was hilarious, and I was going to put
it on RT she said I shouldn' t, What do you guys think?
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Submitted: 04/06/2010
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#50 - Letitfly **User deleted account** (04/06/2010) [+] (31 replies)
u should definitely put it on, i wanna hear the story
#93 - gamergurlone **User deleted account** (04/07/2010) [+] (9 replies)
I worked at petsmart for over 2 years and you wouldnt believe how many hysterical people had to be ******** out. people are crazy. i had one lady start yelling in my face because i asked her to pick up her dog's poop. she told me it was my job. idiot
#108 - Triplesod **User deleted account** (04/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'm not allowed to thumb this yet, funk!

I think it was awesome what you did, if my boyfriend did that I would give him a blow job on the spot.
User avatar #180 - TheExile (04/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The original version is better, but it was still pretty good.
#45 - MtDewMan (04/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Old story with your own little bits added in.
User avatar #179 - bPurplEd (04/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
logged in just to rate this. However i was in school and my teacher caught me and now knows my password to a lot of stuff. Turns out my school uses key loggers...
User avatar #117 - tomwalk (04/07/2010) [+] (10 replies)
THIS IS NOT HIS STORY IV SEEN IT BEFORE
User avatar #122 to #118 - AresInferno (04/07/2010) [-]
Obama is oriental!
User avatar #91 - godslam (04/07/2010) [-]
Even if this isn't real, I still love it.
User avatar #193 - racingking (04/07/2010) [-]
you deserve a ******* medal
User avatar #48 - SexPics (04/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Do i think you should put it on FJ?
hmmm.....
something tells me my opinion doesn't matter here.
User avatar #33 - Mswati (04/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i think that you're a ******* liar and and you took an old story that you read somewhere (that i have read somewhere else) and edited it to seem like it happened to you in order to score some thumbs. well sir, i am aware of your schemes.

if you want to know i read it a long time ago on atlantaga *dot com*(dont want the url to be deleted) im not sure if its still there. its obviously under the jokes section.
#198 - devout feminist (04/07/2010) [-]
ahhahhaa too bad you didn't do this. I've heard this joke hundreds of times ******
#174 - devout feminist (04/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I stopped reading when i saw 100lb Doberman.
User avatar #245 to #187 - stanthemancarter (04/07/2010) [-]
Thanks I just posted some pics of him i'll also post a video of him
User avatar #140 - stanthemancarter (04/07/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Like i've replyed to a few others yes i've read somthing like this
before tha's what give me the idea to do it when she asked.
Most people do get ideas from other places. This site is for
Funny Junk and here latley funny **** comes far and few between.
Thought it was pretty funny when it happend so i posted it,
and i could care less about the ******* thumbs. I just like getting
a good laugh now and then and trying to give them in return.
So either you like it or you don't I really don't give a **** !!
User avatar #246 to #140 - Mickysyr (04/07/2010) [-]
apparently you do give a **** because you reply to everyone who calls you out on stealing another person's story. That's called plagiarism man. The least you could do is put a link to the original post in the description.
User avatar #92 - funnykunkpwn (04/07/2010) [-]
repost? i think so
User avatar #82 - PointsMan (04/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
This is an old joke, dickwipe. You didn't do this.
User avatar #64 - Mysterymeato (04/07/2010) [-]
**Mysterymeato rolls 535,740,473**this entire time I've been expecting the cashier to say "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-air.
#24 - furfag **User deleted account** (04/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ive heard this story soooo many times
#20 - devout feminist (04/06/2010) [-]
Copy-paste troll.
User avatar #105 - babyblues (04/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so the diet works right?
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