Funny true story
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Thought I would share this True story with everyone.
Saturday I was at my local Petco buying a large bag of
Purina dog chow for my . Doberman. While in the
checkout line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? Pausing for a
moment at her stupididty told her that no, I didn' t have
a dog. I was starting the Purina Uget again. I added that I
probably shouldn' t because I ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I' d lost . before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her, that it was
essentially a perfect diet, and that the way that it works
is to load your' pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was
going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in line woe now engulfed with my
story) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care because the dog food poisoned me, I told her no
that I was pissing on a fire hydrant, and when I stopped
and stepped off the curb to sniff a Labrador' s ass a car
hit us both! I thought the entire line was going to shit
themselves laughing at her including the girl at the
register, Needless to say she became enraged and began
cursing everyone, and had to be escorted out. They told
her not to come back. My girlfriend said I was mean for,
doing . I told her it was hilarious, and I was going to put
it on RT she said I shouldn' t, What do you guys think?