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#748 - agreekwarrior (05/09/2012) [-]
3 years? Lemme thing... Um... option D!!!!
Includes a Penthouse magazine so I won't feel lonely, a PSP so I won't get bored, and a poster of Justin Bieber to repel the dinosaurs!!! Thing I'll be fine.
#747 - shadowstepone ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
option A. you'll never need the fire starter, because you can use the gunpowder from one of the bullets and the knife to start a fire. with the fire you can purify water by means of a clay jar, very easy to make, and you can make a makeshift rope from plant matter, or you might even find a vine that you could use right away. it would be a shame not to have the axe, but you could make do. you could make bone-tools by hunting dinosaurs with the gun, and make a tent from their skins.
#746 - xxdarknightxx (02/17/2012) [-]
**xxdarknightxx rolled a random image posted in comment #493 at photoshop **
first thing I thought: minecraft adventure map with the Jurassic park mod, the gun mod, and some other mods. the next is 3 different maps regarding your choice.
I pick A. seems like a good choice.
<--- pic possibly related.
#733 - combuf (02/12/2012) [-]
Imagine carrying 3 YEARS worth of iodine water pills. Thats a lot of pills.
#720 - valki (02/12/2012) [-]
C... no, I am too much concerned about the Machete's durability. 10 ft. of rope is something I could just as well make from my clothing... no wait, I think I can make easily 20 ft. out of my clothing... and I so happen to already have read that handbook cover to cover :P - I'm not sure if it provides enough benefit over common sense and the other kits.

A... the knife is useful, the medkit will allow you to make mistakes, and ohhh the rifle. The rifle turns intruders into food, and that's great.

B... the fire starter is nice, you will not need to master creating fire on day 1 (we all know the theory, but it will take weeks of practice to develop the skill) - also, you can quickly create fire whenever you need it. Water purifiers, nice I guess.
The axe is again a day 1 advantage. With an axe I can build a basic wall for my cave on day 1. I can easily construct trou-de-loups (wolf holes).


Kit A would be really nice in the long run, but being able to shoot (and possibly miss) attackers, and cure wounds I suffered due to being stupid, does not weigh against kit B.

While I'm still strong and fresh from modern society, I will exploit all my day-1 advantages with my current strength and be safe and comfortable on day 2. I will spend the days after that filling the area around my shelter with traps; trou de loups for predators, and smaller traps for prey. In the first months I will build covered trenches to move around.
#719 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
Simple, have three people
Each chooses one
We run this place
#715 - gingerbradman (02/12/2012) [-]
B so i can be the GOD OF FIRE !!
User avatar #711 - nooblordx (02/12/2012) [-]
Has to be A.

Sniper rifle can kill enemies from far places.

Although the Medkit doesn't help much because you can use your environment around you.
User avatar #743 to #711 - igotbanned (02/13/2012) [-]
HUNTING rifle does not come with ammo
#724 to #711 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
The fact that you called this a "Sniper Rifle" makes me slowly die inside...
User avatar #708 - nikasaruus (02/12/2012) [-]
c machete is a versatile and light weapon and tool the contents of c are easier to carry and transport rope can be used for praclically anything string tools to make fire scaling obstacles and hand book for survivaal techniques because even though you all think it does watching man vs wild or survival man does not make you a master survivalist
#706 - valki (02/12/2012) [-]
Everyone should be aware that your benefactor, giving you these supplies, is something of a troll.

Just read the fine print on the rope, it says... 10 ft.
#702 - GingerCOM (02/12/2012) [-]
i am the fire starter.
#699 - sealofapproval (02/12/2012) [-]
what kind of dinosaurs?
#705 to #699 - aeryaevyqhbea (02/12/2012) [-]
the scaly kind.
User avatar #698 - igotbanned (02/12/2012) [-]
B seems like the way to go.
#696 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 65** dubs and this thread is over I don't think anyone realizes, that that hunting rifle in A isn't probably a strong enough caliber to pierce through a dinosaur's hide and effectively kill it with one shot. Now I ask you, you want to try taking a second shot as that giant thing is charging at you? NOPE.

My choice is B.
Axe, you can get wood to build a shelter, get wood to start fires, make spears to stab fish in the water, bows to hunt small game dinosaurs.

Water purifying pills aren't really needed because you can just boil water, but I mean if you were lazy one day that would be nice to have 'em around.

Fire starter, you start fires damn it...

And my opinion on C is that its just for ballsy motherfuckers who Are going to use the rope to ride a T-rex and machete them to death after he's done.
and use the book as kindling.

If I had pair of 8balls between my legs I would choose C
#718 to #696 - valki (02/12/2012) [-]
I assume your source for "the rifle cannot pierce dinosaur hide" is Jurassic Park and various video games?

You may want to not-headshot a T-rex or triceratops, but I can assure you that bullets will do a lot to mess up dinosaur tissues. You should also be most concerned about smaller dinosaurs, who are agile and to whom you represent a decent meal, such as deinonychus (which were called velociraptors in jurassic park) and velociraptors (which are 2 feet high dino's in reality).
#694 - invalidstatement (02/12/2012) [-]
I would choose C and use the Rope to climb to the top of a tree. with the machete i would start carving out a shelter into the tree, from there i would make multiple spears and put them around my home to prevent any reptilians from eating me, i would make some more spears and then survive off of fish and small animals. when the helicopters come to find me, i would not know how to live in society anymore, so when they land i brutally slaughter everyone in there and use them for food, take their supplies and pieces of the helicopter to make my home safer. i take the blades of the helicopters and the door only. the blades for hunting and the door for safety and to help me carry their dead bodies. the smell of decay will attract dinosaurs, that is exactly what i want. i kill each dinosaur that comes for the dead people and keep on increasing my inventory of food. i then start making bridges and expanding my empire until the loneliness makes me socially and mentally insane, so i made a friend to help me, a small little dinosaur, he will help me hunt and keep the stability left of me. one day, i will talk to it, saying we need to get more fish and supplies so we better pack up what we have in case we get lost, but this time, he says no. i try to persuade him to come but he refuses. i ask what he needs so he will come with me, he answers, "I need about tree fiddy." That's when i realize that my small friend was 8 stories high. damn lochness monster fooled me again.
User avatar #690 - georgewillben (02/12/2012) [-]
I would choose B... fire is a nessesity with those predators, plus it helps detur insects, and it cooks food. A machete would be nice to get through the brush, but you might also be able to burn a trail. And aboive all you need water to drink.
#723 to #690 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
Gun can make fire, fire can purify water so you can easily do all of that with A, and still have a medkit AND a rifle. Seems like A is the obviously better choice

User avatar #731 to #723 - georgewillben (02/12/2012) [-]
explain to me how a rifle can create a fire?



+ wood can allow you to make tools and shelter ( Tent, Raft, Fishing Spear, Throwing spear, Torch)
#749 to #731 - agreekwarrior (05/09/2012) [-]
I am not the anonymous who replied to u below, but I think I can answer you. The rifle itself might not start a fire, but rifle's ammunition is scattered in the area, right? Using the knife, one can open a bullet and use the gun powder as flame starting material. Just putt it on a rock or something and hit it with the non sharp side of the blade, holding a brance or some other flameble material very close to the powder. After the brance flames on, it can be used to set a small pile of braces on fire. It is posible to be done.

As for the tools and shelter, knifes of that kind usualy are heavy enough to be used like axes, and have "teeth" in one side, so they can be used as small saws.
User avatar #751 to #749 - georgewillben (05/09/2012) [-]
good point
User avatar #687 - georgewillben (02/12/2012) [-]
Anti-venom won't do much... These are completely diffrent species, and you will not know which anti-venom to use / it may or may not work at all.
#686 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
A
User avatar #678 - CaveboyZero (02/12/2012) [-]
guys you don't get to choose individually. only A B or C
#750 to #678 - agreekwarrior (05/09/2012) [-]
Guess I should read this comment of yours before I posted #748.
#675 - curvedswords (02/12/2012) [-]
List A. Water in rivers are generally drinkable, knife for obvious reasons, rifle for scaring away predators (I can eat plants) and medkit for injuries.
User avatar #688 to #675 - therealcelestia ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
-Dino's shit in water, and put diseases in it, which mankind has not even discovered yet.

-What reasons?

-Your going to go find a bullet in a world full of monsters who can kill you in about 20 different ways?

-Without a medkit, it forces you to be careful, and cautious, which is a good attitude towards surviving.
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