Top 100 Funniest One Liners. Some of them are so funny =D<br /> BTW the list changes 4 times per day so there will be some moving about <br /> Edit: Stand Back im a professional
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#24 - Beavernator **User deleted account**
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(04/06/2010) [-]
"I was born and raised in a poor family and we didn't have any money to spare for toys. Heck if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with"
#29 to #24 - dudepersonson
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(04/06/2010) [-]
lol nice 1
#3 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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(04/06/2010) [-]
wisdom according to rednecks:
"I had two kidney stones but i wisdom both out."
#13 to #3 - Sonfall
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(04/06/2010) [-]
ahhh the talk of jeff foxworthy, funny and easy to understand
#62 - sixsix
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(04/07/2010) [-]
lol " ask for forgive
#63 to #62 - sixsix
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(04/07/2010) [-]
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
#64 to #63 - sixsix
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(04/07/2010) [-]
You shouldnt say anything mean about people who cannot read, you should write it.
#65 to #64 - sixsix
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(04/07/2010) [-]
A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
#66 to #65 - sixsix
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(04/07/2010) [-]
Jesus says to john come forth and I will give you eternal life john comes fifth and wins a toaster.
#67 to #66 - sixsix
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(04/07/2010) [-]
Practise makes perfect, but if no one is perfect then why practise?
#68 to #67 - sixsix
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(04/07/2010) [-]
Suicide is mans way of telling god you cant fire me , I quit.
#69 to #68 - sixsix
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(04/07/2010) [-]
srry bout all the replies it says i used invalid charecters and to many charecters and all tht **** so i just commented seperatly they justcrack me up so if u make a part 2 add some in ;)
#73 to #69 - fuckdapolice
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(04/09/2010) [-]
dude your avatar gave me a seizure when they were all lined up lol
#54 - sheashea
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(04/07/2010) [-]
"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
Ah. That explains it.
#41 - Blitzz
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(04/07/2010) [-]
I bet you could've gotten about 1500 thumbs total if you would've kept doing this, but your not a thumbs up whore so Hitler salutes u.
#58 - rovor
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(04/07/2010) [-]
ok im sure that wasnt 100
#59 to #58 - Jiggles
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(04/07/2010) [-]
he said that was only 14
#61 to #59 - rovor
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(04/07/2010) [-]
oh

i guess i only take in the funny stuff
#60 to #58 - iWaffle [OP]
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(04/07/2010) [-]
Read the titles, these are the top 14. The whole thing is in the description, you can submit your own, vote on the best etc.

I could have uploaded the whole 100 separately and got over 1500 combined thumbs but i'm not bothered about thumbs i just thought i'd share this site :P
#36 - LQTM
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(04/07/2010) [-]
If the world did not suck, we would all fall off imagine how deep the sea would be without sponges
if barbie is so popular , why do you have to buy her friends
#30 - KingRANDOM
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(04/06/2010) [-]
1 in 3 people fantasize about group sex






3 in 1 people is group sex
#26 - JasonBourne
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(04/06/2010) [-]
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
#4 - TheACEofSpades
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(04/06/2010) [-]
"The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."
#5 to #4 - FJalltheway
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(04/06/2010) [-]
EPIC
#7 to #5 - TheACEofSpades
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(04/06/2010) [-]
Haha, I saw that one from the link in the description and I thought, "I'm going to use this one every chance I get..."