Top 100 Funniest One Liners. Some of them are so funny =D<br /> BTW the list changes 4 times per day so there will be some moving about <br /> Edit: Stand Back im a professional
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Top 100 Funniest One Liners. Some of them are so funny =D<br /> BTW the list changes 4 times per day so there will be some moving about <br /> Edit:

You need to login to view this link Some of them are so funny =D<br />
BTW the list changes 4 times per day so there will be some moving about <br />
Edit: WOW! #9 on the front page! thanks guys

TOP 100 FUNNIEST C) lnl
Here are the top 14 of the list 'tit tir)
Click the link below for the full list! itally! ,
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn' t
work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for
forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will ck -
down to his level and beat you with
experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, lill "d
grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling I e
the passengers in his car.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question.
Yes" is the answer.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it' s
still on the list.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But
men can fake a whole relationship.
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
biisi, iil
If I agreed with ' he' d both be wrong.
Going to church doesn' t make you a Christian
any more than standing in a garage makes you
a car.
We never really grow up, we only
learn how to act in public.
Men have two emotions: Hungry
and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
War does not determine who is right - only
who is left.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their
life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you
spend the next 16 years telling them to sit
down and shuttup.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Thanks for iid' ' niitl
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#24 - Beavernator **User deleted account**
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"I was born and raised in a poor family and we didn't have any money to spare for toys. Heck if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with"
#29 to #24 - dudepersonson
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lol nice 1
#3 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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wisdom according to rednecks:
"I had two kidney stones but i wisdom both out."
User avatar #13 to #3 - Sonfall
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ahhh the talk of jeff foxworthy, funny and easy to understand
User avatar #62 - sixsix
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(04/07/2010) [-]
lol " ask for forgive
User avatar #63 to #62 - sixsix
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Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
User avatar #64 to #63 - sixsix
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You shouldnt say anything mean about people who cannot read, you should write it.
User avatar #65 to #64 - sixsix
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A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
User avatar #66 to #65 - sixsix
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Jesus says to john come forth and I will give you eternal life john comes fifth and wins a toaster.
User avatar #67 to #66 - sixsix
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Practise makes perfect, but if no one is perfect then why practise?
User avatar #68 to #67 - sixsix
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Suicide is mans way of telling god you cant fire me , I quit.
User avatar #69 to #68 - sixsix
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srry bout all the replies it says i used invalid charecters and to many charecters and all tht **** so i just commented seperatly they justcrack me up so if u make a part 2 add some in ;)
#73 to #69 - fuckdapolice
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(04/09/2010) [-]
dude your avatar gave me a seizure when they were all lined up lol
User avatar #54 - sheashea
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(04/07/2010) [-]
"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
Ah. That explains it.
User avatar #41 - Blitzz
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(04/07/2010) [-]
I bet you could've gotten about 1500 thumbs total if you would've kept doing this, but your not a thumbs up whore so Hitler salutes u.
#58 - rovor
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(04/07/2010) [-]
ok im sure that wasnt 100
#59 to #58 - Jiggles
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he said that was only 14
#61 to #59 - rovor
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oh

i guess i only take in the funny stuff
User avatar #60 to #58 - iWaffle [OP]
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(04/07/2010) [-]
Read the titles, these are the top 14. The whole thing is in the description, you can submit your own, vote on the best etc.

I could have uploaded the whole 100 separately and got over 1500 combined thumbs but i'm not bothered about thumbs i just thought i'd share this site :P
User avatar #36 - LQTM
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If the world did not suck, we would all fall off imagine how deep the sea would be without sponges
if barbie is so popular , why do you have to buy her friends
User avatar #30 - KingRANDOM
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(04/06/2010) [-]
1 in 3 people fantasize about group sex






3 in 1 people is group sex
User avatar #26 - JasonBourne
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I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
User avatar #4 - TheACEofSpades
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"The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."
User avatar #5 to #4 - FJalltheway
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EPIC
User avatar #7 to #5 - TheACEofSpades
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Haha, I saw that one from the link in the description and I thought, "I'm going to use this one every chance I get..."