Edumication from 4chan. Yeah... its from 4chan... What of it?. One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6. ' Mi human deaths. Standard SI p
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Yeah... its from 4chan... What of it?

One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6. ' Mi human deaths.
Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman' s achievements amount to 36 micrometre's.
The true utility ofthe hitler as an unit is it allows useful unit conversions.
For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 5. 3 million us dallars( ). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41 ,400, 000, 000, 000 dollars. (-41 Eurodollars).
It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in EDIE the market lest ? trillian dallars in l day, roughly equivalent to 29 millilitre's. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be
called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.
When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently ******* you ever to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.
Cl Anonymous ( Tue)
holy **** , educated on my IN?
I Anonymous '/ 10( Tue)
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User avatar #7 - foelkera ONLINE (02/11/2012) [-]
Does anyone else think a tiny auschwitz would be ******* adorable?
#24 - yourmomiswatching (02/11/2012) [-]
It's learning Angela, it's learning!
It's learning Angela, it's learning!
#30 - anon (02/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
A human life equals exactly one other life.
#13 - sosyourmom (02/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**sosyourmom rolls 428,726,067**
#20 - ThisIStheINTERNET (02/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
LOL I find it funny how they claim that one human life is worth millions of dollars yet people wont give a child in africa the amount they pay each month for their cell phone bill  to feed that child and keep them alive. Hate to break it to you, but a human life is only worth as much as that person can generate and give to the companies that own this world.
LOL I find it funny how they claim that one human life is worth millions of dollars yet people wont give a child in africa the amount they pay each month for their cell phone bill to feed that child and keep them alive. Hate to break it to you, but a human life is only worth as much as that person can generate and give to the companies that own this world.
#21 to #20 - ColeTheUber (02/11/2012) [-]
Who cares about the very poor?
+6
#27 - instaboner **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 - lolmasterx (02/11/2012) [-]
They are growing... becoming smarter.
They are growing... becoming smarter.
#2 - gnillort (02/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Proof math is evil.
User avatar #8 - theonionyrogue (02/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Mao Zhe Dong, apart from being called Emperor Dong, did at least 6.4 hitlers.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Anonymousplz (02/11/2012) [-]
Chinese aren't people... It doesn't count.
#26 - madjack (02/11/2012) [-]
<MFW math
<MFW math
#11 - ubergoatman (02/11/2012) [-]
its still a retoast, this was already on FJ guys.   
   
I am a retoast assassin.
its still a retoast, this was already on FJ guys.

I am a retoast assassin.
#40 - anon (02/11/2012) [-]
6.8 kilohitler
6.8 kilohitler
User avatar #35 - spawnconnery ONLINE (02/11/2012) [-]
This is my 15,800th favorite =)
User avatar #28 - lolollo (02/11/2012) [-]
...I'm so using this...
#22 - anon (02/11/2012) [-]
Time says that a human life is worth $129,000, many other sources say any where between $100,000 to $200,000, so i don't know where the guy got 7 million from
User avatar #5 - LocoJoe (02/10/2012) [-]
And that's the day I learned more from /b/ than school.
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