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Christian Pokemon

The Christian Playthrough:
I. Players cannot let their Pokemon er. -'' I. -e.
p, Players canon: catch Dark, J' or Ghost Pokemon, nor can they we of that woes.
3. Pokemon must be at feast Here! " before they breed, and two of the some sex camalot share a
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4. Ha player an egg. it' s their duty to keep it in their party and raise it Letit it reaches level tth
5, are an Hot: and must be kiiled,
a. Players cannot use fossils, and sword ignore science tabs whenever possible.
T. Players canon: play at Game Corners and mi: avoid the benefits of narcotic: tiler pp Up and Rare Candy.
8. Players cannot catch Sitars, Arbok. fehler, or Serperior and are advised to diregard their advice.
9. H’ players do not fol! -ow there rules, they waif be not to the Distortion World and We with Giratina forever,
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#15 - phoenixemblem (02/10/2012) [-]
but what if i want to go live with Giratina forever?
#8 - unlucki (02/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#7 - lordlad (02/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
lol
#101 - sosyourmom (02/10/2012) [-]
I prefer the Church of Bidoof
#22 - daj (02/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #65 - wizardbaker ONLINE (02/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Technically Pokemon evolution is more like a metamorphosis (like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly), so I'd think it be ok in a Christian playthrough.

hahaha...I ruin jokes
User avatar #156 - Aspirin (02/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
More like the 'Catholic/Chauvinist' playthrough...
User avatar #158 to #156 - Aspirin (02/10/2012) [-]
...in the 1600s...
#104 - tankerdude (02/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
and then I return with Giratina and have a revolution which leads to the fall of the church
#2 - jdsalenger (02/10/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I'm sorry i worship Cthulhu he just wants me to catch more dark, psychic, ghost pokemon and use legendary pokemon for evil and take over Rhode Island.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
#191 - shootingstarmie (02/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**shootingstarmie rolls 00,040**
User avatar #165 - guessmyusername (02/10/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Fixed:

Christian Play Through:
Put down game, go outside, and rant about homosexuals going to hell.
#83 - darklit (02/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Alternate Protestant Editon you say
#229 - boxxyguevara (02/11/2012) [-]
Big deal. No evolution just means I get to keep this sexy ass Magikarp forever!!!
Big deal. No evolution just means I get to keep this sexy ass Magikarp forever!!!
#112 - ragingbrony ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #233 - drewhamster (02/11/2012) [-]
I prefer the Islamic play through. The rules are simple.
1. Five times a day, save your game facing the real life Mecca.
2. As soon as possible acquire a team of 6 Electrodes or Voltorbs and the only move you are allowed to use is self-destruct.

Side Note: All arguments are invalid as all stereotypes are always true.
#146 - thegreatbizzo (02/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#25 - mcpatmat (02/10/2012) [-]
Made me think of that ^^
#47 - tailsx ONLINE (02/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I'm sorry but I believe in the Ancient Deoxys Theory
#99 - gwankwo (02/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This happened to be in my 4chan folder for quite a while... If I would know it'd make frontpage I would have posted it a few weeks ago
User avatar #106 to #99 - Dincorta ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
"I knew about this picture before it was mainstream"
User avatar #57 - wrought (02/10/2012) [-]
Anyone else sort of want to do this as a challenge?
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