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Christian Pokemon

The Christian Playthrough:
I. Players cannot let their Pokemon er. -'' I. -e.
p, Players canon: catch Dark, J' or Ghost Pokemon, nor can they we of that woes.
3. Pokemon must be at feast Here! " before they breed, and two of the some sex camalot share a
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4. Ha player an egg. it' s their duty to keep it in their party and raise it Letit it reaches level tth
5, are an Hot: and must be kiiled,
a. Players cannot use fossils, and sword ignore science tabs whenever possible.
T. Players canon: play at Game Corners and mi: avoid the benefits of narcotic: tiler pp Up and Rare Candy.
8. Players cannot catch Sitars, Arbok. fehler, or Serperior and are advised to diregard their advice.
9. H’ players do not fol! -ow there rules, they waif be not to the Distortion World and We with Giratina forever,
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#15 - phoenixemblem (02/10/2012) [-]
but what if i want to go live with Giratina forever?
#8 - unlucki (02/10/2012) [-]
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#77 to #8 - anon (02/10/2012) [-]
I've never been prouder of the FJ community :')
#101 - sosyourmom (02/10/2012) [-]
I prefer the Church of Bidoof
#7 - lordlad (02/10/2012) [-]
lol
#141 to #7 - rainbowdashuh (02/10/2012) [-]
lol
User avatar #17 to #7 - oversoul (02/10/2012) [-]
lol

#9 to #7 - anon (02/10/2012) [-]
lol
#229 - boxxyguevara (02/11/2012) [-]
Big deal. No evolution just means I get to keep this sexy ass Magikarp forever!!!
Big deal. No evolution just means I get to keep this sexy ass Magikarp forever!!!
#22 - daj (02/10/2012) [-]
#28 to #22 - anon (02/10/2012) [-]
There are so many things right about that picture that I could cry.
#45 to #22 - edwardrichtofen (02/10/2012) [-]
I cant even
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User avatar #233 - drewhamster (02/11/2012) [-]
I prefer the Islamic play through. The rules are simple.
1. Five times a day, save your game facing the real life Mecca.
2. As soon as possible acquire a team of 6 Electrodes or Voltorbs and the only move you are allowed to use is self-destruct.

Side Note: All arguments are invalid as all stereotypes are always true.
#146 - thegreatbizzo (02/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #150 to #146 - AlreadyExists (02/10/2012) [-]
If I was genuinely guaranteed a free, legitimate pokédex I would totally do it.
#173 to #150 - anon (02/11/2012) [-]
...but it would be empty since you haven't met any Pokémon yet...
User avatar #65 - wizardbaker (02/10/2012) [-]
Technically Pokemon evolution is more like a metamorphosis (like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly), so I'd think it be ok in a Christian playthrough.

hahaha...I ruin jokes
#47 - tailsx (02/10/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I believe in the Ancient Deoxys Theory
User avatar #69 to #47 - xxxherfaultxxx (02/10/2012) [-]
which is...
User avatar #84 to #69 - xxxherfaultxxx (02/10/2012) [-]
i just wanted to know what the ancient deoxys theory was :(
#89 to #84 - Yuffie (02/10/2012) [-]
its a joke
User avatar #91 to #89 - xxxherfaultxxx (02/10/2012) [-]
oh.. i am not a clever man
User avatar #93 to #91 - Yuffie (02/10/2012) [-]
*pony
User avatar #96 to #93 - xxxherfaultxxx (02/10/2012) [-]
i still have to get used to writing that
User avatar #57 - wrought (02/10/2012) [-]
Anyone else sort of want to do this as a challenge?
#2 - jdsalenger (02/10/2012) [-]
I'm sorry i worship Cthulhu he just wants me to catch more dark, psychic, ghost pokemon and use legendary pokemon for evil and take over Rhode Island.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
User avatar #62 to #2 - wizardbaker (02/10/2012) [-]
It's ok everyone! We can stab Cthulhu with a boat, then the stars will disalign and we'll be safe.

(happens in the story)
#70 to #62 - jdsalenger (02/10/2012) [-]
That makes Cthulhu sad.
User avatar #73 to #70 - wizardbaker (02/10/2012) [-]
It's ok, Cthulhu. You regenerated after getting stabbed, and killed most of the crew before they could stab you.

Then you got sent back into the ocean
User avatar #168 to #2 - yankadoodleshit (02/11/2012) [-]
A Chthulu pentagram.
I've never seen anything cooler.
User avatar #13 to #2 - volconhammer (02/10/2012) [-]
Praise Cthulhu my brother
#222 to #2 - inflamess (02/11/2012) [-]
< Pic related.
User avatar #4 to #2 - warpigzz (02/10/2012) [-]
Hell yeah! Cult of Cthulhu FTW!
#191 - shootingstarmie (02/11/2012) [-]
**shootingstarmie rolls 00,040**
#225 to #191 - vixq (02/11/2012) [-]
So close........
So close........
#192 to #191 - crowbarwarrior (02/11/2012) [-]
**crowbarwarrior rolls 92** minus this?
#193 to #192 - crowbarwarrior (02/11/2012) [-]
DAMN IM MAKING THINGS WORSE
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#83 - darklit (02/10/2012) [-]
Alternate Protestant Editon you say
#190 to #83 - kalinay (02/11/2012) [-]
**kalinay rolls 80**
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User avatar #80 to #78 - tshotw (02/10/2012) [-]
Someone put the Brazzers logo on that...
User avatar #113 to #80 - boocakeh (02/10/2012) [-]
DON'T TOUCH MY CHILDHOOD!
#244 to #113 - tshotw (02/13/2012) [-]
Your comment says no but your picture says...
#104 - tankerdude (02/10/2012) [-]
and then I return with Giratina and have a revolution which leads to the fall of the church
#107 to #104 - anon (02/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at If you know what i mean ** you sir are a genius
User avatar #110 to #107 - tankerdude (02/10/2012) [-]
now only If I could get Palkia and Dialga
#25 - mcpatmat ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
Made me think of that ^^
User avatar #201 - mrbuu (02/11/2012) [-]
at number 6. the bible says you should use and study science
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