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Christian Pokemon

The Christian Playthrough:
I. Players cannot let their Pokemon er. -'' I. -e.
p, Players canon: catch Dark, J' or Ghost Pokemon, nor can they we of that woes.
3. Pokemon must be at feast Here! " before they breed, and two of the some sex camalot share a
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4. Ha player an egg. it' s their duty to keep it in their party and raise it Letit it reaches level tth
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a. Players cannot use fossils, and sword ignore science tabs whenever possible.
T. Players canon: play at Game Corners and mi: avoid the benefits of narcotic: tiler pp Up and Rare Candy.
8. Players cannot catch Sitars, Arbok. fehler, or Serperior and are advised to diregard their advice.
9. H’ players do not fol! -ow there rules, they waif be not to the Distortion World and We with Giratina forever,
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#15 - phoenixemblem
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(02/10/2012) [-]
but what if i want to go live with Giratina forever?
#8 - unlucki
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(02/10/2012) [-]
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#77 to #8 - anon
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(02/10/2012) [-]
I've never been prouder of the FJ community :')
#217 to #8 - cjasper
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(02/11/2012) [-]
#7 - lordlad
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(02/10/2012) [-]
lol
#9 to #7 - anon
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(02/10/2012) [-]
lol
#11 to #9 - zelyx
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(02/10/2012) [-]
lol
#17 to #7 - oversoul
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(02/10/2012) [-]
lol

#141 to #7 - rainbowdashuh
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(02/10/2012) [-]
lol
#101 - sosyourmom
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(02/10/2012) [-]
I prefer the Church of Bidoof
#22 - daj
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#28 to #22 - anon
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(02/10/2012) [-]
There are so many things right about that picture that I could cry.
#45 to #22 - edwardrichtofen
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(02/10/2012) [-]
I cant even
#37 to #22 - miggo **User deleted account**
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#65 - wizardbaker
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(02/10/2012) [-]
Technically Pokemon evolution is more like a metamorphosis (like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly), so I'd think it be ok in a Christian playthrough.

hahaha...I ruin jokes
#156 - Aspirin
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(02/10/2012) [-]
More like the 'Catholic/Chauvinist' playthrough...
#158 to #156 - Aspirin
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(02/10/2012) [-]
...in the 1600s...
#172 to #158 - anon
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(02/11/2012) [-]
Actually this is more Calvinistic ideals...the catholic church actually now accepts evolution.
#241 to #172 - Aspirin
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(02/11/2012) [-]
I said "in the 1600s"
#104 - tankerdude
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(02/10/2012) [-]
and then I return with Giratina and have a revolution which leads to the fall of the church
#107 to #104 - anon
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(02/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at If you know what i mean ** you sir are a genius
#110 to #107 - tankerdude
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(02/10/2012) [-]
now only If I could get Palkia and Dialga
#2 - jdsalenger
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(02/10/2012) [-]
I'm sorry i worship Cthulhu he just wants me to catch more dark, psychic, ghost pokemon and use legendary pokemon for evil and take over Rhode Island.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
#62 to #2 - wizardbaker
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(02/10/2012) [-]
It's ok everyone! We can stab Cthulhu with a boat, then the stars will disalign and we'll be safe.

(happens in the story)
#70 to #62 - jdsalenger
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(02/10/2012) [-]
That makes Cthulhu sad.
#73 to #70 - wizardbaker
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(02/10/2012) [-]
It's ok, Cthulhu. You regenerated after getting stabbed, and killed most of the crew before they could stab you.

Then you got sent back into the ocean
#168 to #2 - yankadoodleshit
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(02/11/2012) [-]
A Chthulu pentagram.
I've never seen anything cooler.
#13 to #2 - volconhammer
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(02/10/2012) [-]
Praise Cthulhu my brother
#222 to #2 - inflamess
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(02/11/2012) [-]
< Pic related.
#4 to #2 - warpigzz
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(02/10/2012) [-]
Hell yeah! Cult of Cthulhu FTW!
#83 - darklit
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(02/10/2012) [-]
Alternate Protestant Editon you say
#190 to #83 - kalinay
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(02/11/2012) [-]
**kalinay rolls 80**