the bathroom at 3:00am guide. its a brutal process. step 1 get out of bed step 2 trip over guitar case, backpack, dead body, etc. step 3 faceplant into wall ste
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the bathroom at 3:00am guide

its a brutal process

step 1
get out of bed
step 2 trip over guitar
case, backpack,
dead body, etc.
step 3
faceplant into wall
step 4
hopelessly grope for
door handle with right ll
hand /H
step 5
remember door
is actually on
your left g
step 6
turn on bathroom
light and feel the
experience of a / 'r, /
flashbang , 'Kcl
grenade going off (
an inch away \ Q
from your face
step 7
pee in front of toilet
step 8
return to bedroom
step 9
leap over anything in your way
step 10
land safely in bed, fuck the covers, go
back to sleep fill
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User avatar #22 - Zerolegends (04/06/2010) [+] (7 replies)
He wakes up in the morning feeling like EFG,
He stumbles out of bed going to take a pee.
He fails and takes a piss in front of the john,
And that walk back to bed seems awful long.
Hes ready to take a leap (leap).
Screw gravity he thinks on his feet (feet).
He jumps across the room without banging his shin,
And lands on his bed feeling full of WIN.
User avatar #176 - turdmonkey (04/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i just
1. get up
2. do a barrel roll
3. go to bed
User avatar #111 - XxapolloxX (04/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You forgot a critical step before step one:

Lay there and debate whether it's worth it to get up and go to the bathroom
User avatar #117 - Savos Mok (04/06/2010) [-]
Wait, wait, wait! You FUCK your COVERS?!? WTF?!?
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User avatar #37 - SteyrAUG (04/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You forgot a critical step before step one:

Lay there and debate whether it's worth it to get up and go to the bathroom.
User avatar #191 - turdmonkey (04/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
1. get up
2. the game
3. go to bed
#84 - Playerstar (04/06/2010) [+] (8 replies)
You keep your dead bodys in your room?
User avatar #90 to #87 - DoABarreI (04/06/2010) [-]
it is on meth.
User avatar #75 - EvryVillanIsLemons (04/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you fuck your covers? .....there are dolls for those sort of...*ahem*.."urges"
User avatar #261 - ButteredStuff (04/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Step 1: Piss bed
Step 2: Wake up
Step 3: Be ashamed
Step 4: Find a dry part of the bed and go back to sleep
User avatar #163 - radride (04/06/2010) [+] (4 replies)
fuck the lights. i pee in the dark motherfucker.
#128 - devout feminist (04/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Is anyone else imagining what in the world "fucking the covers" would look like?
User avatar #258 - feminerd (04/06/2010) [-]
Don't you just hate it when you wake up because you have to pee, you look at the clock, and the alarm is set to go off in like, ten minutes? >:(
User avatar #161 - KisameFish (04/06/2010) [-]
Thumbs up for being original.
User avatar #137 - Jakolantern (04/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
yeah i hate when the bodies get in the way
#39 - devout feminist (04/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
naw. gotta make sure your closet is closed and the bath tub curtains are open, make sure nothings hidding in there, ready to strike at your most vunerable moment.
User avatar #8 - FlyingCobra (04/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Do WHAT to the covers?!
#256 - XAaronUX (04/06/2010) [-]
Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Notice the bathroom is too far away
Step 3: Complain about it
Step 4: Go back to sleep
User avatar #179 - taylorknox (04/06/2010) [-]
Step seven is awesome. But I pee in my bathtub. That way I KNOW that I don't piss on my floor. Plus it saves 3 gallons of water. Seeing as how I don't have to flush.
#158 - Eggismycat (04/06/2010) [+] (4 replies)
well this is what happens to me

try get out of bed

get tangled in the damn covers

walk out my door

go to the bathroom but walk straight into the closed door in front of it

sit down (feel that the fucking toilet seat has been left up again and now you have a bruised ass, not very sexy right?)

get up wander hopelessly around for your room get into bed can't find your covers so you grab a thin blanket

get freezing cold then make your bed 3 hours later the alarm rings..

i need to buy a new alarm clock
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