the bathroom at 3:00am guide. its a brutal process. step 1 get out of bed step 2 trip over guitar case, backpack, dead body, etc. step 3 faceplant into wall ste bathroom Guide
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the bathroom at 3:00am guide. its a brutal process. step 1 get out of bed step 2 trip over guitar case, backpack, dead body, etc. step 3 faceplant into wall ste

its a brutal process

step 1
get out of bed
step 2 trip over guitar
case, backpack,
dead body, etc.
step 3
faceplant into wall
step 4
hopelessly grope for
door handle with right ll
hand /H
step 5
remember door
is actually on
your left g
step 6
turn on bathroom
light and feel the
experience of a / 'r, /
flashbang , 'Kcl
grenade going off (
an inch away \ Q
from your face
step 7
pee in front of toilet
step 8
return to bedroom
step 9
leap over anything in your way
step 10
land safely in bed, fuck the covers, go
back to sleep fill
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #22 - Zerolegends
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(04/06/2010) [-]
He wakes up in the morning feeling like EFG,
He stumbles out of bed going to take a pee.
He fails and takes a piss in front of the john,
And that walk back to bed seems awful long.
Hes ready to take a leap (leap).
Screw gravity he thinks on his feet (feet).
He jumps across the room without banging his shin,
And lands on his bed feeling full of WIN.
User avatar #23 to #22 - TheAdolfHitler
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(04/06/2010) [-]
AWESOME!
Speaking of that.
Here is a parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NcMsDtyNKw
User avatar #28 to #23 - Zerolegends
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(04/06/2010) [-]
That song is awesome.
User avatar #25 to #22 - SquishyHaribo
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(04/06/2010) [-]
THIS COMMENT IS FULL OF WIN
#33 to #22 - anon id: ba214f8b
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(04/06/2010) [-]
HOLY SHI - HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN heart attack from win NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
User avatar #35 to #33 - jokiu
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(04/06/2010) [-]
HEART ATTACK OF SKITTLES!!!
User avatar #40 to #22 - SextonMLH
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(04/06/2010) [-]
LOLgasm!
User avatar #325 to #22 - llcoolz
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(04/07/2010) [-]
haha nice one.
User avatar #176 - turdmonkey
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(04/06/2010) [-]
i just
1. get up
2. do a barrel roll
3. go to bed
User avatar #178 to #176 - taylorknox
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(04/06/2010) [-]
I wish I could thumb you up more than once..
#202 to #178 - anon id: 8988eb96
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(04/06/2010) [-]
That's what he said...
User avatar #331 to #202 - TimeLordVictorious
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(04/07/2010) [-]
When you are a time lord you can thumb up as much as you like ... but time works weird ... so I can't ... soz :P
User avatar #111 - XxapolloxX
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(04/06/2010) [-]
You forgot a critical step before step one:

Lay there and debate whether it's worth it to get up and go to the bathroom
User avatar #117 - Savos Mok
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(04/06/2010) [-]
Wait, wait, wait! You **** your COVERS?!? WTF?!?
#168 - Thumbsuckerredhead **User deleted account**
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User avatar #203 to #168 - tavoxman
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(04/06/2010) [-]
For everything else there's MasterCard. :D(sorry felt like posting something like this after reading the FUUUU)
#205 to #203 - Thumbsuckerredhead **User deleted account**
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User avatar #180 to #168 - turdmonkey
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(04/06/2010) [-]
i fingered everything including your sister
#183 to #180 - Thumbsuckerredhead **User deleted account**
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#186 to #180 - SozUDieTwo **User deleted account**
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(04/06/2010) [-]
B...B...But I've only got 2 brothers......
User avatar #181 to #168 - YouDamnSkippy
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(04/06/2010) [-]
You finger things to find where your going?
0.0
User avatar #37 - SteyrAUG
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(04/06/2010) [-]
You forgot a critical step before step one:

Lay there and debate whether it's worth it to get up and go to the bathroom.
#46 to #37 - anon id: f3c22297
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(04/06/2010) [-]
yesh
User avatar #326 to #37 - emomusicrocks
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(04/07/2010) [-]
step 9.5: realize you landed in your bed backwards and debate whether to switch back or use your pillow as a footrest.
User avatar #191 - turdmonkey
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(04/06/2010) [-]
1. get up
2. the game
3. go to bed
User avatar #196 to #191 - mindgeek
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(04/06/2010) [-]
Well your a turd :(
User avatar #198 to #196 - turdmonkey
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(04/06/2010) [-]
least im not a geek
User avatar #201 to #196 - Lawliett
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(04/06/2010) [-]
hah! it was in his name,

*points finger at in amon goethe's voice

i know you, what you want, how you work!
#84 - Playerstar
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(04/06/2010) [-]
You keep your dead bodys in your room?
User avatar #87 to #84 - iamtheawsome
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(04/06/2010) [-]
why thats not normal
User avatar #90 to #87 - DoABarreI
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(04/06/2010) [-]
it is on meth.
#88 to #87 - Playerstar
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(04/06/2010) [-]
I keep mine in my trunk....cops never find out :D
User avatar #92 to #88 - dieselKiller
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(04/06/2010) [-]
dude... that's like the first place they look, you better hide them.
#94 to #92 - Playerstar
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(04/06/2010) [-]
They never find them...I told them my pet dog died and im off to bury him at a pet cemetary..thats the smell.
User avatar #96 to #94 - dieselKiller
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(04/06/2010) [-]
perfect, look cute and innocent (^.^)
#97 to #96 - Playerstar
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(04/06/2010) [-]
I fake a tear rolling down my eye to make it seem better.
User avatar #103 to #84 - smahballed
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(04/06/2010) [-]
must be a necrophiliac
User avatar #75 - EvryVillanIsLemons
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(04/06/2010) [-]
you **** your covers? .....there are dolls for those sort of...*ahem*.."urges"
User avatar #80 to #75 - Sacrifice
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(04/06/2010) [-]
lol, I was thinking that xD But I liked it. Original content too.
User avatar #261 - ButteredStuff
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(04/06/2010) [-]
Step 1: Piss bed
Step 2: Wake up
Step 3: Be ashamed
Step 4: Find a dry part of the bed and go back to sleep
User avatar #274 to #261 - sonik
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(04/06/2010) [-]
Step 5: Wake up before everyone else to hide evidence