the bathroom at 3:00am guide. its a brutal process. step 1 get out of bed step 2 trip over guitar case, backpack, dead body, etc. step 3 faceplant into wall ste bathroom Guide
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the bathroom at 3:00am guide

 
the bathroom at 3:00am guide. its a brutal process. step 1 get out of bed step 2 trip over guitar case, backpack, dead body, etc. step 3 faceplant into wall ste

its a brutal process

step 1
get out of bed
step 2 trip over guitar
case, backpack,
dead body, etc.
step 3
faceplant into wall
step 4
hopelessly grope for
door handle with right ll
hand /H
step 5
remember door
is actually on
your left g
step 6
turn on bathroom
light and feel the
experience of a / 'r, /
flashbang , 'Kcl
grenade going off (
an inch away \ Q
from your face
step 7
pee in front of toilet
step 8
return to bedroom
step 9
leap over anything in your way
step 10
land safely in bed, **** the covers, go
back to sleep fill
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User avatar #176 - turdmonkey (04/06/2010) [-]
i just
1. get up
2. do a barrel roll
3. go to bed
User avatar #178 to #176 - taylorknox (04/06/2010) [-]
I wish I could thumb you up more than once..
#202 to #178 - anon (04/06/2010) [-]
That's what he said...
User avatar #331 to #202 - TimeLordVictorious (04/07/2010) [-]
When you are a time lord you can thumb up as much as you like ... but time works weird ... so I can't ... soz :P
User avatar #111 - XxapolloxX (04/06/2010) [-]
You forgot a critical step before step one:

Lay there and debate whether it's worth it to get up and go to the bathroom
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User avatar #203 to #168 - tavoxman ONLINE (04/06/2010) [-]
For everything else there's MasterCard. :D(sorry felt like posting something like this after reading the FUUUU)
+1
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User avatar #180 to #168 - turdmonkey (04/06/2010) [-]
i fingered everything including your sister
+4
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#186 to #180 - SozUDieTwo **User deleted account** (04/06/2010) [-]
B...B...But I've only got 2 brothers......
User avatar #181 to #168 - YouDamnSkippy (04/06/2010) [-]
You finger things to find where your going?
0.0
User avatar #117 - Savos Mok (04/06/2010) [-]
Wait, wait, wait! You **** your COVERS?!? WTF?!?
User avatar #191 - turdmonkey (04/06/2010) [-]
1. get up
2. the game
3. go to bed
User avatar #196 to #191 - mindgeek (04/06/2010) [-]
Well your a turd :(
User avatar #198 to #196 - turdmonkey (04/06/2010) [-]
least im not a geek
User avatar #201 to #196 - Lawliett (04/06/2010) [-]
hah! it was in his name,

*points finger at in amon goethe's voice

i know you, what you want, how you work!
User avatar #75 - EvryVillanIsLemons (04/06/2010) [-]
you **** your covers? .....there are dolls for those sort of...*ahem*.."urges"
User avatar #80 to #75 - Sacrifice (04/06/2010) [-]
lol, I was thinking that xD But I liked it. Original content too.
User avatar #22 - Zerolegends (04/06/2010) [-]
He wakes up in the morning feeling like EFG,
He stumbles out of bed going to take a pee.
He fails and takes a piss in front of the john,
And that walk back to bed seems awful long.
Hes ready to take a leap (leap).
Screw gravity he thinks on his feet (feet).
He jumps across the room without banging his shin,
And lands on his bed feeling full of WIN.
User avatar #325 to #22 - llcoolz (04/07/2010) [-]
haha nice one.
User avatar #23 to #22 - TheAdolfHitler (04/06/2010) [-]
AWESOME!
Speaking of that.
Here is a parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NcMsDtyNKw
User avatar #28 to #23 - Zerolegends (04/06/2010) [-]
That song is awesome.
#33 to #22 - anon (04/06/2010) [-]
HOLY SHI - HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN heart attack from win NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
User avatar #35 to #33 - jokiu (04/06/2010) [-]
HEART ATTACK OF SKITTLES!!!
User avatar #40 to #22 - SextonMLH (04/06/2010) [-]
LOLgasm!
User avatar #25 to #22 - SquishyHaribo (04/06/2010) [-]
THIS COMMENT IS FULL OF WIN
User avatar #261 - ButteredStuff (04/06/2010) [-]
Step 1: Piss bed
Step 2: Wake up
Step 3: Be ashamed
Step 4: Find a dry part of the bed and go back to sleep
User avatar #274 to #261 - sonik (04/06/2010) [-]
Step 5: Wake up before everyone else to hide evidence
User avatar #163 - radride (04/06/2010) [-]
**** the lights. i pee in the dark ************ .
User avatar #167 to #163 - KisameFish (04/06/2010) [-]
**** that, I just pee in a bottle next to my bed.
User avatar #166 to #163 - CaptainExplosion (04/06/2010) [-]
finally someone with common sense lol
User avatar #169 to #166 - KisameFish (04/06/2010) [-]
Jk, I just wet the bed..
User avatar #192 to #169 - CaptainExplosion (04/06/2010) [-]
wat a clever person u are... perhaps TOO CLEVER!!!!! i got my eye on u -_0
#128 - anon (04/06/2010) [-]
Is anyone else imagining what in the world " ******* the covers" would look like?
#150 to #128 - nnjjrek (04/06/2010) [-]
a sore penis and a hole in the middle of your cover sheets
User avatar #258 - feminerd (04/06/2010) [-]
Don't you just hate it when you wake up because you have to pee, you look at the clock, and the alarm is set to go off in like, ten minutes? >:(
User avatar #161 - KisameFish (04/06/2010) [-]
Thumbs up for being original.
User avatar #137 - Jakolantern (04/06/2010) [-]
yeah i hate when the bodies get in the way
#143 to #137 - anon (04/06/2010) [-]
All littering the floor and stuff....
User avatar #146 to #143 - Jakolantern (04/06/2010) [-]
yeah and then you step in the blood with bare feet and walk it all over the house
#84 - Playerstar (04/06/2010) [-]
You keep your dead bodys in your room?
User avatar #87 to #84 - iamtheawsome (04/06/2010) [-]
why thats not normal
User avatar #90 to #87 - DoABarreI (04/06/2010) [-]
it is on meth.
#88 to #87 - Playerstar (04/06/2010) [-]
I keep mine in my trunk....cops never find out :D
User avatar #92 to #88 - dieselKiller (04/06/2010) [-]
dude... that's like the first place they look, you better hide them.
#94 to #92 - Playerstar (04/06/2010) [-]
They never find them...I told them my pet dog died and im off to bury him at a pet cemetary..thats the smell.
User avatar #96 to #94 - dieselKiller (04/06/2010) [-]
perfect, look cute and innocent (^.^)
#97 to #96 - Playerstar (04/06/2010) [-]
I fake a tear rolling down my eye to make it seem better.
User avatar #103 to #84 - smahballed (04/06/2010) [-]
must be a necrophiliac
User avatar #37 - SteyrAUG ONLINE (04/06/2010) [-]
You forgot a critical step before step one:

Lay there and debate whether it's worth it to get up and go to the bathroom.
#46 to #37 - anon (04/06/2010) [-]
yesh
User avatar #326 to #37 - emomusicrocks (04/07/2010) [-]
step 9.5: realize you landed in your bed backwards and debate whether to switch back or use your pillow as a footrest.
#256 - XAaronUX (04/06/2010) [-]
Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Notice the bathroom is too far away
Step 3: Complain about it
Step 4: Go back to sleep
User avatar #179 - taylorknox (04/06/2010) [-]
Step seven is awesome. But I pee in my bathtub. That way I KNOW that I don't piss on my floor. Plus it saves 3 gallons of water. Seeing as how I don't have to flush.
#158 - Eggismycat (04/06/2010) [-]
well this is what happens to me

try get out of bed

get tangled in the damn covers

walk out my door

go to the bathroom but walk straight into the closed door in front of it

sit down (feel that the ******* toilet seat has been left up again and now you have a bruised ass, not very sexy right?)

get up wander hopelessly around for your room get into bed can't find your covers so you grab a thin blanket

get freezing cold then make your bed 3 hours later the alarm rings..

i need to buy a new alarm clock
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#165 to #162 - Eggismycat (04/06/2010) [-]
why do i need new covers? O.O
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#177 to #173 - Eggismycat (04/06/2010) [-]
lol good point
User avatar #242 - joeymack (04/06/2010) [-]
1. roll out of bed
2. avoid stuff on ground like walking in a minefield
3. step on every goddamn squeaky plank
4. arrive at bathroom, cant help but feel that somones follwing you
5. turn on light, and remember when you put that flashlight upto your eyes as a kid
6. initiate piss mode
7. as you leave you look both ways expecting some serial killer to be there
8. simply walk into Mordor
9. get back to bed only to realize your dog has taken over your bed
10. sleep in beanbag chair
#264 to #242 - anon (04/06/2010) [-]
omg i feel that ppl r watching me to
User avatar #265 to #242 - hentiagrl (04/06/2010) [-]
i feel people are watching me to and i run back to my bed
User avatar #252 to #242 - InsanitysGrimmm (04/06/2010) [-]
Very true, BUT BUT BUT, I usally go all 007 style and also feel like im being stalked, but when i see my dog i grab the airsoft pistol and shoot her 80 fking times till she moves
User avatar #170 - AMVPlaya (04/06/2010) [-]
<sarcasm> Yep...before I go back to sleep I **** the covers. I thought I was the only one. </sarcasm> :P
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