Pot and Peace. . Me walking down an Smoking from my alley (shortcut my stealthy "cigarette" house) hen all of the sudden an angry looking kid He then proceeded
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Pot and Peace

Me walking down an Smoking from my
alley (shortcut my stealthy "cigarette"
house)
hen all of the sudden
an angry looking kid He then proceeded to
around my age) pops pull out a knife and
gut of : wwhere demand for my wallet
if I offered him a joint
Erland we talked
Turns out his family is I invited him tty my
poor, and he turned to house and we smoked
crime for money and talked some more
I got my dad offer
him a job, and new his
family lives in the
nicer part of town
Never underestimate the
He is now one of my power of trees, and
best frients kindness
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User avatar #22 - cancerousiguana (02/10/2012) [-]
I was expecting:

"Well how much do you need?"
"About tree fiddy"

God damn loch ness monster.
#1 - pleasantlybaconii (02/09/2012) [-]
If only that had happened.
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#40 - trollmetoday ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
I saw this exact same story minus the weed a few months ago.
User avatar #7 - robmcnuggets (02/09/2012) [-]
Guy tries to mug you...
Invite him to your house to meet your parents
#123 to #7 - DIDSOMEONESAYDERP (02/10/2012) [-]
toenail clippinged cuz comment was funny. And deadmau5
#136 - Rascal (02/10/2012) [-]
Too bad that didn't happen.
#137 - marsy (02/10/2012) [-]
The guy threatens you with a knife, so you invite him into your home. Right...
#139 - chinnerz (02/10/2012) [-]
Trees are very helpful.
#141 to #139 - ShaunG (02/10/2012) [-]
I'M NO TREE
User avatar #41 - AstroFerret (02/10/2012) [-]
If this is true (which I don't believe for a second) your dad is ******* terrible at picking employees.

"HAY DAD THIS DRUGGIE TRIED TO MUG ME!"

"HE'S HIRED."
User avatar #70 to #41 - bionicpanda (02/10/2012) [-]
i guess you have a point. but what people need to face is weed isn't bad. so i guess you can't call him a druggie. it's not addictive and **** . but anyways it was a good deed on his end to help out this guy who needed it.
User avatar #152 to #70 - AstroFerret (02/10/2012) [-]
I think trying to mug people is a pretty bad habit. Just saying.
User avatar #153 to #152 - bionicpanda (02/10/2012) [-]
i know but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do you know? if i was starving and so was my family i would go out and rob or steal just to feed them. you just wouldn't understand cause youve probaly been rich your whole life. No offense im just saying.
User avatar #156 to #153 - AstroFerret (02/11/2012) [-]
I was never rich, and my mom has been caught stealing and been to prison and whatnot, I just think it's silly to hire someone who specifically mugged you. I think if someone has a bad record, but has gone through the proper reforming process/rehab/whatever, and given some time haven't relapsed, they should be given a chance. But why would you hire someone who tried to hurt your son?
User avatar #158 to #156 - bionicpanda (02/11/2012) [-]
Nevermind. Its just he wasnt doing to be criminal it was to feed his family.
User avatar #47 to #41 - qrky (02/10/2012) [-]
Obviously he hadn't been sitting around smoking and mugging forever.


From what I've read, this would've the first, and possibly only time.



Don't be so quick to be a judgmental dick.







People need jobs.
Employers need workers.
#29 - UnforgivenSins (02/10/2012) [-]
That family lives on the better side of town just because your dad got their son a job? Seems legit.
#26 - vishnapalm (02/10/2012) [-]
guy who mugged you
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#97 - sfayre (02/10/2012) [-]
**sfayre rolled a random image posted in comment #211 at Get out of fight free card ** what the boy looked like
#131 - ohhhsnap (02/10/2012) [-]
too bad that never happened
User avatar #106 - jinjo (02/10/2012) [-]
In reality:

After showing him where you lived you were robbed blind within a week.
#46 - dolohov (02/10/2012) [-]
**dolohov rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Wallpapers **my face when offered a job.
#144 - edreva (02/10/2012) [-]
So he "proceeds to pull out a knife and demand your wallet" and you share a joiny with him? I'd ******* rape him and his family...
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