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God created the deg and said;
Sit all day by the deer d your house and bark at anyine
who comes in er walks past. Fer this, I will give ) U a life
span d twenty years.‘
The dog said: 'That' s a long time E be barking. How about
only ten years and I' ll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed,
Then Gad created the monkey and said:
Entertain peeple, do tricks, and make them laugh. Fer this,
I' ll give you a life span,'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That' s a
pretty leng time to perform, How abaut I give mu back ten
like the Deg did?'
And Gad agreed.
Then God created the cew and said:
fed must go inte the field with the farmer all day leng and
suffer- under the sun, have calves and give milk support
the farmer' s family. For this, I will give you a life span d
sixty years.‘
The cow said: ‘That' s kind of a taugh life you want me to
live for sixty years. How about twenty and I' ll give back
the ether farty?‘
And Gad agreed again,
Thereafter (Bed created humans and said:
Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy yew" life, Fer this, I' ll
give you twenty years,'
But the human said: 'only twenty years? Could mu possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cew gave back, the ten
the mankey gave back, and the ten the deg gave back; that
makes eighty, okay?'
Cikan,' said God, "mu asked for It.'
Be that is why fer em first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves, Fer the next forty years we slave in
the sun try support em fa midy.. Fer the next ten years we
mankey tricks to entertain the grandchildren” And for the
last ten years we sit en the frend porch and bark at
everyine.
Life has new been explained to yew
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#35 - atait (02/08/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**atait rolled a random image posted in comment #1812050 at FJ Pony Thread ** that that makes a lot of sense and im ashiest
#43 to #35 - Kibaxyru (02/08/2012) [-]
NO, I AM THE ASHIEST
#59 - chrottos (02/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
According to this post, cows were condemned to work for farmers before man was even created + they “originally” lived 40 years longer than the farmer.
#75 - eiramart (02/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
First I was wondering why there was no cats in this story, but now I'm glad that there's no cats.
It would be horrible to spend 10years licking my butthole, burrying my poop and playing with headless animals.
#53 - comradewinter ONLINE (02/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Too bad most humans don't make it past phase 1.
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#8 - holler (02/08/2012) [-]
#153 - apercent (02/09/2012) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #74 - awkwardsauce (02/08/2012) [+] (9 replies)
There's your proof. Your move atheists.
#81 to #74 - highaspinkiepie (02/08/2012) [-]
Zip boopity meep bop.
Christians :0
Atheists: 0
Cosby: zoop
#48 - thesoulless ONLINE (02/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
mfw we're only supposed to live 30 years.
#140 - Traxel (02/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
pic related
#112 - skiskinator (02/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
re-re-re-re-re-re-re-retoast
#385 - Narwhalz (02/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Now go back and reread in my voice
#61 - KungFuZerO (02/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The average lifespan when Christianity started was like 30 years.

awkwaaarrdd
#248 - boxxyguevara (02/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#54 - doctorgiano (02/08/2012) [-]
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#90 - ammastaro (02/08/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Posted the exact same thing and got 12 toenail clippings. Seriously. www.funnyjunk.com/text/3186...
#100 to #97 - rileyisawesome (02/08/2012) [-]
... Don't complain about someone taking "your" content when you stole it in the first place.
User avatar #60 - jinjo (02/08/2012) [-]
..What monkey lives for ten years?
#325 - freduardo (02/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
God created the Loch Ness monster, and God said "I need you to scare people, you shall live forever"
And the Loch Ness monster said "Forever is a long time, I could only stay on Earth on one condition"
"Yes?"
"I need about tree figgy"
That darn Loch Ness monster had tricked God again.
#127 - DrollHumor ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
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