Life. Please read through :3. God created the deg and said; Sit all day by the deer d your house and bark at anyine who comes in er walks past. Fer this, I will Life
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Life. Please read through :3. God created the deg and said; Sit all day by the deer d your house and bark at anyine who comes in er walks past. Fer this, I will

Please read through :3

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God created the deg and said;
Sit all day by the deer d your house and bark at anyine
who comes in er walks past. Fer this, I will give ) U a life
span d twenty years.‘
The dog said: 'That' s a long time E be barking. How about
only ten years and I' ll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed,
Then Gad created the monkey and said:
Entertain peeple, do tricks, and make them laugh. Fer this,
I' ll give you a life span,'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That' s a
pretty leng time to perform, How abaut I give mu back ten
like the Deg did?'
And Gad agreed.
Then God created the cew and said:
fed must go inte the field with the farmer all day leng and
suffer- under the sun, have calves and give milk support
the farmer' s family. For this, I will give you a life span d
sixty years.‘
The cow said: ‘That' s kind of a taugh life you want me to
live for sixty years. How about twenty and I' ll give back
the ether farty?‘
And Gad agreed again,
Thereafter (Bed created humans and said:
Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy yew" life, Fer this, I' ll
give you twenty years,'
But the human said: 'only twenty years? Could mu possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cew gave back, the ten
the mankey gave back, and the ten the deg gave back; that
makes eighty, okay?'
Cikan,' said God, "mu asked for It.'
Be that is why fer em first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves, Fer the next forty years we slave in
the sun try support em fa midy.. Fer the next ten years we
mankey tricks to entertain the grandchildren” And for the
last ten years we sit en the frend porch and bark at
everyine.
Life has new been explained to yew
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#75 - eiramart (02/08/2012) [-]
First I was wondering why there was no cats in this story, but now I'm glad that there's no cats.
It would be horrible to spend 10years licking my butthole, burrying my poop and playing with headless animals.
User avatar #104 to #75 - notabtard (02/08/2012) [-]
No, it'd be ******* awesome. Why do you think the cat wouldn't be willing to give any of it up?
User avatar #79 to #75 - ajvams (02/08/2012) [-]
lmfao...
#232 to #75 - breakfastlunch (02/09/2012) [-]
Funniest thing I've read in a week.
#59 - chrottos (02/08/2012) [-]
According to this post, cows were condemned to work for farmers before man was even created + they “originally” lived 40 years longer than the farmer.
User avatar #252 to #59 - darnhyena (02/09/2012) [-]
This must of happened when they made the new testament.
#153 - apercent (02/09/2012) [-]
lol wat
#53 - comradewinter ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
Too bad most humans don't make it past phase 1.
#72 to #53 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
Only lives 40 years

Lives long enough to have two cows
#242 to #53 - nzlallblacks (02/09/2012) [-]
Phase 1! SECURE THE KEYS!
#8 - holler (02/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #60 - jinjo (02/08/2012) [-]
..What monkey lives for ten years?
#120 - bawler (02/09/2012) [-]
And still people get older than 80 o.O
#304 - laughaha (02/09/2012) [-]
This makes a lot of sense and i am atheist
This makes a lot of sense and i am atheist
#48 - thesoulless ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
mfw we're only supposed to live 30 years.
User avatar #63 to #48 - goblingang (02/08/2012) [-]
The average in the Middle Ages being around 30 isn't because people naturally died at that age, it's because the massive rate of child deaths brought the average down. Quite a few people lived til they were quite old, around 80.
User avatar #58 to #48 - onebadbassoonist (02/08/2012) [-]
Where did you get 30 years from?
User avatar #62 to #58 - jaakoko (02/08/2012) [-]
Lifespans of undeveloped areas, also archeological facts and **** ....
User avatar #185 to #58 - thesoulless ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
becuase that's our average natural life span
#414 - cinematicbrix (02/09/2012) [-]
MFW I'm a dog.
MFW I'm a dog.
#441 to #414 - cyclonike (02/09/2012) [-]
Looks like he got . . . Bitch slapped.
+11
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#140 - Traxel (02/09/2012) [-]
pic related
#172 to #140 - baconisbaconreborn (02/09/2012) [-]
It does technically
#200 to #140 - tennisgoalie (02/09/2012) [-]
it is. its called oxidization
User avatar #143 to #140 - altoids (02/09/2012) [-]
some kid in my biology class said that today lol
#66 - xoxocowfuckerxoxo (02/08/2012) [-]
you want to eat, sleep, play and enjoy yourself for 20 years?

You are disowned for asking.
User avatar #71 to #66 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
See, this is why I'm glad god isn't Asian.
+10
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#433 - nuclearromance (02/09/2012) [-]
"Give you back the other 10"
#442 to #433 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (02/09/2012) [-]
I will stop you!
#395 - yawisi (02/09/2012) [-]
**yawisi rolled a random image posted in comment #1008 at Remember this post? ** My life
#391 - deceit (02/09/2012) [-]
am I the only one when he said God, I thought of this?
+1
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