Anti-Joke Chicken Comp. I thought these were funny, enjoy.. I Clitty MY COFFEE HOW I Ilife MY WWHICH WITHOUT A PENIS WHAT' S WORSE THAN FINDING III TOUR APPLE!  These are tags
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Anti-Joke Chicken Comp

Anti-Joke Chicken Comp. I thought these were funny, enjoy.. I Clitty MY COFFEE HOW I Ilife MY WWHICH WITHOUT A PENIS WHAT' S WORSE THAN FINDING III TOUR APPLE!

I thought these were funny, enjoy.

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Submitted: 02/07/2012
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#44 - mericafuckyeah (02/08/2012) [-]
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus
#51 to #44 - xenotithmanray (02/08/2012) [-]
An Irishman walks out of a bar...
#55 to #51 - John Cena (02/08/2012) [-]
and the irish guy wins the joke
User avatar #45 to #44 - poseidonsbesthorse (02/08/2012) [-]
Why did the little girl fall off the swing

She had no arms


User avatar #46 to #45 - biggrand (02/08/2012) [-]
why does your face hurt

I just punched it
User avatar #47 to #46 - poseidonsbesthorse (02/08/2012) [-]
Why can't helen Keller drive?

She's dead
User avatar #58 to #45 - dxninjaxo (02/08/2012) [-]
is it weird i pissed myself laughing when i saw this? im going to hell...
#50 to #44 - jdiggydawg (02/08/2012) [-]
Person 1: Knock Knock!
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Dave...
Person 2: Dave who?
Dave then proceeded to break out in tears as his grandmother's amnesia affected her to the point in which she could no longer recognize her son, Dave...
User avatar #66 to #50 - xquadzcheckemx (02/08/2012) [-]
So Dave's grandmother couldn't recognize her son, Dave. Nice.
#8 - someguyfromazoo (02/08/2012) [-]
What's worse than one bee sting?
Two bee stings.
What's worse than that?
The Holocaust
What's worse than that?
3 bee stings.
User avatar #9 - ltpraptor (02/08/2012) [-]
**ltpraptor rolls 88** Dubs?

+3
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#52 - fuzzkill (02/08/2012) [-]
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and frozen.
#29 - undeaddragon (02/08/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#63 - ultimasnake (02/08/2012) [-]
i like my woman how i like my violence
DOMESTIC

wat
#5 - bestsr (02/07/2012) [-]
I like my women like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
#57 - marionettis (02/08/2012) [-]
I laughed way too hard at the morbid ones.
I laughed way too hard at the morbid ones.
#65 - iamphoenix (02/08/2012) [-]
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly contacted and the duck is released into a nearby park.
User avatar #62 - mzmz ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
dont know why i laughed so hard at the holocaust one.
User avatar #15 - foelkera ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?"

A nearby psychologist manages to restrain him to prevent him from hurting himself, then puts him through therapy so the bartender will know that animals don't know how to have conversations.
#20 to #15 - whofortytwo (02/08/2012) [-]
epic win
#14 - kobegriffeysanders (02/08/2012) [-]
Your mom is so ugly that other people find her unattractive.
Your mom is so ugly that other people find her unattractive.
#27 to #14 - John Cena (02/08/2012) [-]
your gif is paranormal blacktivity; 'the possesion'
User avatar #6 - colonelbyers (02/07/2012) [-]
How to stop a fish from Hoopla'ing?
#56 - John Cena (02/08/2012) [-]
The horse one made me spit out my Nutella.

#48 - creepycreeper (02/08/2012) [-]
Does anyone have that GGG Yo momma joke?
#13 - wangmuncher (02/08/2012) [-]
The last one made me laugh alot.
The last one made me laugh alot.
User avatar #24 to #22 - wangmuncher (02/08/2012) [-]
I meant it like "It made me laugh alot" not "It made me laugh, alot" so the way I put it together is still grammatically correct for the way I would say it.
#26 to #24 - whofortytwo (02/08/2012) [-]
"Alot" isn't a word. So no, the only way it would make sense is if you're talking to an Alot.
User avatar #28 to #26 - wangmuncher (02/08/2012) [-]
then why did you not correct me on that?
#70 to #28 - whofortytwo (02/08/2012) [-]
Well, there's the "Alot" joke on hyperboleandahalf. It's funny.
#7 - John Cena (02/08/2012) [-]
havent laghed this hard on this site for a while. toenail clipping for you sir
#3 - dorkmansupergrover (02/07/2012) [-]
lol, that last one was ******* awesome dirty dirty toenail clipping for you
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