Way Too High. Freshly Baked OC. Mo [9] walking homo from a friends house aftar smoking 3 howls on T soo a gas station and think that T should go buy a lighter"
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Way Too High

Freshly Baked OC

Mo [9] walking homo from a friends
house aftar smoking 3 howls
on T soo a gas station and think
that T should go buy a lighter"
ovon though T have ono in my packet
TUNE FACE
TUNE FACE
As 3553 T walk in T forogt T walk towards tho back of tho
why I' m there, stero and soo a pack of gum so T
grab it and put it in my packet
T thon soo tho lighters in tho
front and point at one and say Ho hands mo tho lighter" and T
the guy "T Want that ohue." go to walk out of tho stero.
TOKE FACE THEE FACE
T tako out tho pack of gum that
As I' m he me that T took earliar and start handing
T have to pay SC: T walk back to tho the guy pieces to pay for the
counter and roach into my packet lighter"
Tho guy looks at mo liko I' m
ratarded and says "You' gonna
nood to pay for that gum too."
T hand tho guy a hill and walk
out of tho stero
Actual trio story by jakfriggen
T forgot tho gum and lightar.
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Submitted: 02/07/2012
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#11 - tbeanie (02/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#9 - lmOldGreg (02/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm all for stoner stories but not when they're bullshit. Who on earth would confuse gum for money? I think you smoked crack.
#59 - Spectricity (02/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You began smoking marijuana at age 9?

The world we live in is shit...
#372 - yarnsauce (02/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You were stoned beyond logical thinking, yet you remember the event exactly. I call bullshit
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User avatar #31 - nasimassassin (02/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I thought the [9] meant his age at first..
#360 - devout feminist (02/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You've been getting stoned since you were 9?

Where the fuck are your parents?
#266 - IceViper (02/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
a 9 year old smoking weed. Alrighty then
User avatar #105 - Mexecutioner (02/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Something tells me these are all written by twelve year olds who have never smoked in their life. It's not fucking LSD. These stories are such bullshit it's not even funny.
User avatar #306 - imadbro (02/08/2012) [+] (9 replies)
3 bowls? How are you a 9 on the high scale from 3 bowls!?


User avatar #311 to #306 - toxictangerine (02/08/2012) [-]
oh i thought he meant he was 9. I was thinking, "What the fuck?"

#48 - devout feminist (02/07/2012) [-]
You know, the one thing I think that irritates me most about this comic, is if you had the comprehension to remember this, you easily could have had the comprehension to take your lighter and the gum.
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User avatar #21 to #16 - MasterManiac (02/07/2012) [-]
he's not 9, its just a scale of how high you are from 1 to 10
#347 - erh (02/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
wait, in the first frame does it say that you're a 9 year old smoking? if so, that's messed up. if not, sorry i'm stupid.
#58 - devout feminist (02/07/2012) [-]
cool story bro
#486 - azusa (02/08/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#493 to #492 - azusa (02/09/2012) [-]
Did you just type out..

sigarets?
#387 - dinofly (02/08/2012) [+] (25 replies)
I actually hope they legalize marijuana, just so it can fall under the same principles as other intoxicants... it should be illegal to be like this in public.

Oh good for you, you're high as fuck and everyhing's all dank in the hood, but when you get in this state of mind, it's not always gonna be money you're forgetting. You could forget to push the brakes in a car, or you could fall down a flight of stairs. You're a danger to yourself and society.

#405 to #387 - Jenkinhimer (02/08/2012) [-]
While I respect how well-thought-out your point is, I don't think you should base your entire view of the product off of one idiot from Funnyjunk.

And yes, I know that there are people who do this in real life, but they're stupid anyway. If not marijuana, it would be some other drug or product. You could make a really strong point about how it still clouds intelligent people's judgement, but I've never heard of or had friends that got so high they actually caused harm to themselves or someone else. They shouldn't ruin it for the people like me, who simply sit at home and smoke by ourselves and have a calm, fun night.
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