Way Too High. Freshly Baked OC. Mo [9] walking homo from a friends house aftar smoking 3 howls on T soo a gas station and think that T should go buy a lighter"
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Way Too High

Mo [9] walking homo from a friends
house aftar smoking 3 howls
on T soo a gas station and think
that T should go buy a lighter"
ovon though T have ono in my packet
TUNE FACE
TUNE FACE
As 3553 T walk in T forogt T walk towards tho back of tho
why I' m there, stero and soo a pack of gum so T
grab it and put it in my packet
T thon soo tho lighters in tho
front and point at one and say Ho hands mo tho lighter" and T
the guy "T Want that ohue." go to walk out of tho stero.
TOKE FACE THEE FACE
T tako out tho pack of gum that
As I' m he me that T took earliar and start handing
T have to pay SC: T walk back to tho the guy pieces to pay for the
counter and roach into my packet lighter"
Tho guy looks at mo liko I' m
ratarded and says "You' gonna
nood to pay for that gum too."
T hand tho guy a hill and walk
out of tho stero
Actual trio story by jakfriggen
T forgot tho gum and lightar.
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#11 - tbeanie (02/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#9 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (02/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm all for stoner stories but not when they're ******** . Who on earth would confuse gum for money? I think you smoked crack.
#59 - Spectricity (02/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You began smoking marijuana at age 9?

The world we live in is **** ...
#372 - yarnsauce (02/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You were stoned beyond logical thinking, yet you remember the event exactly. I call ********
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User avatar #31 - nasimassassin (02/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I thought the [9] meant his age at first..
#266 - IceViper (02/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
a 9 year old smoking weed. Alrighty then
User avatar #105 - Mexecutioner (02/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Something tells me these are all written by twelve year olds who have never smoked in their life. It's not ******* LSD. These stories are such ******** it's not even funny.
User avatar #306 - imadbro (02/08/2012) [+] (9 replies)
3 bowls? How are you a 9 on the high scale from 3 bowls!?


User avatar #311 to #306 - toxictangerine (02/08/2012) [-]
oh i thought he meant he was 9. I was thinking, "What the **** ?"

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User avatar #21 to #16 - MasterManiac ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
he's not 9, its just a scale of how high you are from 1 to 10
#347 - erh (02/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
wait, in the first frame does it say that you're a 9 year old smoking? if so, that's messed up. if not, sorry i'm stupid.
#239 - iamnewhere ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
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#486 - azusa (02/08/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#493 to #492 - azusa (02/09/2012) [-]
Did you just type out..

sigarets?
#278 - deeznutss (02/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
OP's cool cuz he smoked weed when he was nine
OP's cool cuz he smoked weed when he was nine
#104 - resume (02/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Me [9], walking home after smoking 3 bowls at a friends house.
>Me [9]
Wut.
#92 - helmsdeep (02/07/2012) [-]
sounds like you're a ******* idiot, regardless of weed
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