The Brodex [PLEASE READ]. PLEASE PITCH INTO THIS GUYS. It's for a great cause.. PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ! Hey guys, it' s Uncle from Unconvinced here. I created
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The Brodex [PLEASE READ]

PLEASE PITCH INTO THIS GUYS. It's for a great cause.

PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ!
Hey guys, it' s Uncle from Unconvinced here.
I created this account for
the soul purpose of this
post right here, and I need
your help Funnyjunk.
As you all know lately in this time and age,
you get dumped or reject or friendzoned for
reasons sometimes unknown. And you ask
yourself: “What did I do wrong?"
Bros, It' s because 95% of the time you go
in not having a damn clue what to do or
what to say to the person you are trying to
keep a relationship with. But no more. We
need everyones cooperation to learn what
women want out of us. Me and Stranger have
conducted a forum in which everyone can
pitch in useful knowledge that could help
the unaware with their problems.
THE BRODEX
This is jam packed with categories of
ANYTHING POSSIBLE that could affect a
relationship and what you need to know about
them. You guys just have to fill in the
blanks. Most all of us have been around the
block a few times here and there. But how
did you do it? Share your experiences! It
could revolutionize relationships in a way
both of the sexes can benefit.
I have YET to see something like this get
pulled off. And through the fells I' felt
on I have faith you all can build the
Brodex just purely from experiences, bad or
good ones. This is not a bro code. BUT the
code of bros is essential in making it all
work.
This is a great way to socialize over the
web as well, we have a chatroom made for
general dicussion about anything. We could
always make parties on Xbox (or anything
other onlines games or consoles) and just
have fun and make a few friends.
AND. If this all goes well, me and Stranger
have vowed to take all knowledge given by the
community and put it into a huge book, and
publish it and give credit to every person
who has chipped in on it. (OP ALWAYS
DELIVERS) This is a long term project that
could turn out to be a huge help for
everyone! So please do us a favor and go to
the website, register, and tell us your
story. There is also a ladies section for any
advice you women have for us. CHECK IT OUT!
I am also going to be deleting this account
so no thumb whoreing is involved in this.
FACEBOOK FOR ANY MORE INFO:
http:// facebook. com/ Unconvincedfj
Uncle
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Submitted: 02/06/2012
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User avatar #135 - foxborohottubs (02/07/2012) [-]
always wear magnum condoms. they're just wider, not longer.

most guys can still make due with a magnum. plus girls will tell other girls that you use magnums.

have fun with your infinite pussies.
#134 - unicornpreben (02/07/2012) [-]
OP's face when his mission failed much!
#133 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
*roll image*
#131 - eowyn (02/07/2012) [-]
Current boyfriend is Socially Awkward Penguin.   
Walked him through asking me out.   
It was 						*******					 adorable, man.
Current boyfriend is Socially Awkward Penguin.
Walked him through asking me out.
It was ******* adorable, man.
#129 - mycomic (02/07/2012) [-]
Im stuck in a situation, lets google it!
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#128 to #126 - LordShesho (02/07/2012) [-]
"You is one big titted bitch. Why don't you come slob on my knob?"

Seems to work for this guy.
#124 - luckaffe (02/07/2012) [-]
Okay. I visited the site. here's my tought: Make a better Design. If you make the design attractive, more people are going to stay. Find some backgrounds which match the theme and a overall theme for buttons and stuff. I think the idea is great, but I cant find anything with that design. And the chat thing should be on an extra site. Keep it up!
#123 - youredeadinmyeyes (02/07/2012) [-]
Call her beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
#119 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
I think there might be too much traffic at that site now for whatever servers they're using. The page won't load for me.
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#109 - anonymousity (02/07/2012) [-]
Being friendzoned because of religion differences. /feelsbadman
User avatar #113 to #109 - greatboobya (02/07/2012) [-]
I've read that religious background and world views play just as important part at selecting partners as looks do.
#114 to #113 - anonymousity (02/07/2012) [-]
Oh, i believe it. Still feels bad though.
User avatar #116 to #114 - greatboobya (02/07/2012) [-]
Hmm I can understand. But don't be upset. If she couldn't get over your point of view NOW,it would keep causing arguements all the time and she'd keep bringing it up. This wouldn't be satisfying, would it.
User avatar #105 - aliciainthekitchen (02/07/2012) [-]
Nobody probably gives a **** but OHWELL I'M GONNA SAY IT ANYWAY
The number one thing that girls, or at least the cool ones like, and look for in relationships, even casual things, is guys that are funny and NOT AWKWARD.
If you are awkward, i.e, spend faar too much time on the internet and not talking to people, it won't work.
If you get on really great, you make her laugh, and the chemistry is there, then she won't friendzone you!
Unless shes a massive wanker.
But if not, wife that bitch.
#104 - hydromatic (02/07/2012) [-]
Lol what experiences?
#103 - unicornpreben (02/07/2012) [-]
You just retoasted an entire book and a person's life story

(Thinkinh of Neil Strauss, the author of the book "The Game")
www. en.wikipedia .org /wiki/Neil_Strauss
#102 - radolescence (02/07/2012) [-]
Girls are ******* easy, people, man up.
#96 - platapus (02/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #93 - oversoul (02/07/2012) [-]
tl;dr
#92 - ekhemm (02/07/2012) [-]
Read 'The Game' by Neil Strauss and I'm pretty sure you'll get almost every girl you want. Such a great book.
User avatar #130 to #92 - akkere (02/07/2012) [-]
At first I was like "wow this Lamar Smithgot made me lose"
And then I was like "wow this not-Lamar Smithgot recommended me to a good book."
User avatar #136 to #130 - ekhemm (02/07/2012) [-]
my pleasure ;) hope you're gonna enjoy it
User avatar #98 to #92 - carnivoreapples (02/07/2012) [-]
FFFUUUUUU-
User avatar #99 to #98 - ekhemm (02/07/2012) [-]
could you explain your point? :)
User avatar #101 to #99 - carnivoreapples (02/07/2012) [-]
i lost
#95 to #92 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
I was so close to post that :D
User avatar #97 to #95 - ekhemm (02/07/2012) [-]
I'm reading it right now, it's unreal :)
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