A little poem.. . Roses are stupid Violets are silly Erease up your' flaps Cuz have comes my evilly. Not the best ever, but I always liked this one: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, And so am I.
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A little poem.

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Erease up your' flaps
Cuz have comes my evilly
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Submitted: 02/06/2012
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User avatar #14 - trishaferr (02/06/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Not the best ever, but I always liked this one:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.
#70 - RisenLichen (02/07/2012) [-]
I'm not going to do a generic poem im the 1%   
   
There once was a man from nantucket   
Whose dick was so long he could suck it   
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin   
"If my ear were a 						****					, i would 						****					 it"
I'm not going to do a generic poem im the 1%

There once was a man from nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a **** , i would **** it"
#99 - DingoJ (02/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Roses are tits,   
Violets are tits,   
Tits are tits,   
Tits
Roses are tits,
Violets are tits,
Tits are tits,
Tits
User avatar #66 - basmer (02/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are Red

Violets are Red

Grass is Red

HOLY **** MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!

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#112 - subparforsaken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#19 - bubbir (02/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
**** this poem
I am listening to Slayer
#75 - GoGators (02/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#89 - derpyderpderp (02/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over bitch
Your bout to get fisted
#74 - thesaw (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I just lost The Game,
And so did you.
#73 - GoGators (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are gray
Violets are gray
woof woof woof
im a dog
User avatar #221 - thelebaron (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
My name is Dave,
This poem makes no sense,
Microwave.
#219 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
you're gonna get fisted

#217 - vittorrio (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
violets are blue
***** ***** *****
User avatar #100 - ozzuguru (02/07/2012) [-]
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
User avatar #216 - ristycakes (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
violets are blue
i suck at poems
refrigerator
#56 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
violets are purple
and so is a grape
bend over bitch
you're about to get raped
#200 - kotozashi (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are Red
Watches are Gold
Get back in the kitchen
And do what you're told!
User avatar #175 - godspeak (02/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't rhyme
Refrigerator.
#179 to #175 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is Sweet
And so are you
But these roses are wilting
these violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head
#165 - sebbiechan (02/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cheese is yellow
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!
#152 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
Grease up them flaps, baby!
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