A little poem.. . Roses are stupid Violets are silly Erease up your' flaps Cuz have comes my evilly. Not the best ever, but I always liked this one: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, And so am I.
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#70 - RisenLichen (02/07/2012) [-]
I'm not going to do a generic poem im the 1%   
   
There once was a man from nantucket   
Whose dick was so long he could suck it   
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin   
"If my ear were a cunt, i would 			****		 it"
I'm not going to do a generic poem im the 1%

There once was a man from nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a cunt, i would **** it"
User avatar #14 - trishaferr (02/06/2012) [-]
Not the best ever, but I always liked this one:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.
User avatar #236 to #14 - wacht (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are tits
Violets are tits
I like tits
tits
User avatar #51 to #14 - nippuhl (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem makes no sense
Microwave
User avatar #247 to #14 - zelyx (02/07/2012) [-]
Men are from Mars
Women from Venus
So get on your knees
and suck on my cack
#229 to #14 - anon (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in my van
User avatar #96 to #14 - lolzersauce (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are purple
I'll **** you with a rake.
-Insanity Wolf
User avatar #177 to #14 - swisscheeseluver (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray,
Everything's gray.
lol I'm a dog.
#210 to #14 - anonlurker (02/07/2012) [-]
Violets are red,
Roses are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem recite you
+4
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User avatar #94 to #14 - funnyjunktitan (02/07/2012) [-]
haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator
#102 to #94 - ozzuguru (02/07/2012) [-]
I see you driving
'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku
-16
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User avatar #201 to #94 - gughc (02/07/2012) [-]
"Slish, slash, sling that slang!
I'm always right back at ya
Like my... Boomerang!!!"
#259 to #201 - ozzuguru (02/07/2012) [-]
I love you
User avatar #40 to #14 - mocronow (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimer's
Cheese on toast
+22
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#132 to #112 - anon (02/07/2012) [-]
I laughed way harder at this than I probably should have.
#75 - GoGators (02/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#234 to #75 - russubussi (02/07/2012) [-]
who is this?
User avatar #253 to #234 - nsizzle (02/07/2012) [-]
Bo Burnham, of youtube fame.
#19 - bubbir (02/06/2012) [-]
Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
**** this poem
I am listening to Slayer
-15
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#89 - derpyderpderp (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over bitch
Your bout to get fisted
#74 - thesaw (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I just lost The Game,
And so did you.
#73 - GoGators (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are gray
Violets are gray
woof woof woof
im a dog
User avatar #221 - thelebaron (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
My name is Dave,
This poem makes no sense,
Microwave.
User avatar #100 - ozzuguru (02/07/2012) [-]
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
User avatar #216 - ristycakes (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
violets are blue
i suck at poems
refrigerator
#56 - anon (02/07/2012) [-]
violets are purple
and so is a grape
bend over bitch
you're about to get raped
#206 - quackyquack (02/07/2012) [-]
**quackyquack rolls 301,379,513** Poem goes like this...
#200 - kotozashi (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are Red
Watches are Gold
Get back in the kitchen
And do what you're told!
#165 - sebbiechan (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cheese is yellow
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!
#183 to #165 - wyrddarcnyzz (02/07/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this guy.
User avatar #190 to #183 - ravarshi (02/07/2012) [-]
i have grown to suddenly want chef brian's babies, and or for Cntrl Alt Del to make a singular comic based on his life.
#152 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
Grease up them flaps, baby!
#99 - DingoJ (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are tits,   
Violets are tits,   
Tits are tits,   
Tits
Roses are tits,
Violets are tits,
Tits are tits,
Tits
#153 to #99 - wilsonc (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
Nice tits.
User avatar #27 - orangeturtle (02/06/2012) [-]
Rose's are nice

Violets are dandy

Come in my van

And i'll give you some candy
#15 - kirokan (02/06/2012) [-]
roses are red,
violets are blue,
YOU BETTER ****** RUN,
CAUSE IM GONNA RAPE YOU
User avatar #252 - sketchfactor (02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem write you!
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