A little poem.. .. Not the best ever, but I always liked this one: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, And so am I. A little poem Not the best ever but I always liked this one: Roses are red Violets blue I'm schizophrenic And so am
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#14 - trishaferr
Reply +49
(02/06/2012) [-]
Not the best ever, but I always liked this one:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.
#51 to #14 - nippuhl
Reply -3
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem makes no sense
Microwave
#236 to #14 - wacht
Reply -2
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are tits
Violets are tits
I like tits
tits
#229 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in my van
#247 to #14 - zelyx
Reply +1
(02/07/2012) [-]
Men are from Mars
Women from Venus
So get on your knees
and suck on my cack
#96 to #14 - lolzersauce
Reply +2
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are purple
I'll **** you with a rake.
-Insanity Wolf
#210 to #14 - anonlurker
Reply +4
(02/07/2012) [-]
Violets are red,
Roses are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem recite you
#227 to #14 - blarghling **User deleted account**
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#177 to #14 - swisscheeseluver
Reply +5
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray,
Everything's gray.
lol I'm a dog.
#94 to #14 - funnyjunktitan
Reply +10
(02/07/2012) [-]
haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator
#102 to #94 - ozzuguru
Reply +21
(02/07/2012) [-]
I see you driving
'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku
#111 to #102 - funnyjunktitan
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#201 to #94 - gughc
Reply 0
(02/07/2012) [-]
"Slish, slash, sling that slang!
I'm always right back at ya
Like my... Boomerang!!!"
#259 to #201 - ozzuguru
Reply 0
(02/07/2012) [-]
I love you
#40 to #14 - mocronow
Reply +22
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimer's
Cheese on toast
#70 - RisenLichen
Reply +34
(02/07/2012) [-]
I'm not going to do a generic poem im the 1%   
   
There once was a man from nantucket   
Whose dick was so long he could suck it   
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin   
"If my ear were a cunt, i would **** it"
I'm not going to do a generic poem im the 1%

There once was a man from nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a cunt, i would **** it"
#99 - DingoJ
Reply +29
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are tits,   
Violets are tits,   
Tits are tits,   
Tits
Roses are tits,
Violets are tits,
Tits are tits,
Tits
#153 to #99 - wilsonc
Reply +1
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
Nice tits.
#114 to #99 - oakhill
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(02/07/2012) [-]
#119 to #99 - lindiihop
Reply +8
(02/07/2012) [-]
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#66 - basmer
Reply +23
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are Red

Violets are Red

Grass is Red

HOLY **** MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!

#92 to #66 - malacyman
Reply -1
(02/07/2012) [-]
i made this joke about an hour ago in real life XD
#112 - subparforsaken **User deleted account**
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#132 to #112 - anon
Reply 0
(02/07/2012) [-]
I laughed way harder at this than I probably should have.
#19 - bubbir
Reply +22
(02/06/2012) [-]
Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
**** this poem
I am listening to Slayer
#37 to #19 - Kanak
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#75 - GoGators
Reply +21
(02/07/2012) [-]
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#234 to #75 - russubussi
Reply 0
(02/07/2012) [-]
who is this?
#253 to #234 - nsizzle
Reply 0
(02/07/2012) [-]
Bo Burnham, of youtube fame.
#89 - derpyderpderp
Reply +18
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over bitch
Your bout to get fisted
#145 to #89 - petersound
Reply +3
(02/07/2012) [-]
#74 - thesaw ONLINE
Reply +18
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I just lost The Game,
And so did you.
#73 - GoGators
Reply +16
(02/07/2012) [-]
Roses are gray
Violets are gray
woof woof woof
im a dog