Raptor Found! HELP!! READ DISC!!!. So I was hoping that you internet people would have some information about this raptor that I have found. Maybe using your va i found your raptor
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Raptor Found! HELP!! READ DISC!!!

Raptor Found! HELP!! READ DISC!!!. So I was hoping that you internet people would have some information about this raptor that I have found. Maybe using your va

So I was hoping that you internet people would have some information about this raptor that I have found.
Maybe using your vast knowledge and social media maybe you know someone who knows someone who is missing their raptor. I heard people on the internet really like raptors for some reason so maybe one of the raptor phanatics decided to get a real one and keep it as a pet but then they lost it because raptors are not very good pets. I am trying to keep good care of the raptor while I retain it only for a short time. I am feeding it a balanced diet of meats and vegetables. It really likes PizzaHut's meatlovers pizza. I am not interested in keeping it because the price of pizza has been rising lately and I am running out of coupons for special deals at Pizza hut. I checked with the SPCA shelter near my house and they said they would take it but they would have to spade/neuter it because of their policy. I don't know if the origonal owner wants that or not so I am trying to keep it from that. I wouldn't want to be spade or neutered if I was a raptor... But then again I didn't check to see if it was a boy or girl and frankly I don't know how to do that. Google didn't provide any answers about this. So I have been watching a lot of Jurassic Park recently with a note pad and a pen trying to learn the habits of raptors in their natural habitats. They seem to like being in the kitchen so that is where I have it now. Although his talons (is that right? Do raptors have talons?) are making scratches on my tile floor. It isn't very appreciated but it guess it is worth it to save a flustered creature. I called PETA and they said they would just euthanize it within 24 hours if nobody claimed it because they are at max capacity for raptors this quarter already and like I mentioned earlier PizzaHut isn't being very lenient on their price of meatlovers pizza - especially the stuffed crust kind. I have recieved a few offers to sell the raptor to a guy named "RaptorSteve" who claims to know a lot of people who would like to buy the raptor - but I am turning down the $68,000.00 offer for now until I can find the right owner. It just wouldn't be ethical to sell the raptor to some guy named "RaptorSteve" without consent of the owner. I have a conscience and I don't think I would be able to give someone's loved one away just like that. Even if it is a raptor

He was stuck whimpering and crying in a tree when I found him.
If you are a bad pet owner I will call the police on you.

fft tall velicoraptor
Vary hirer
May have cum: from bad
Ha dugan* t answer to
HE IS VERY IHEXII
PLEASE COME
PICK HIM UP
IMMEDIATLY
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#20 - ohnoitscaptainrape (02/06/2012) [-]
Fixed.
User avatar #26 to #20 - zarathal (02/06/2012) [-]
I see what you did there
#186 to #20 - davegrowl (02/07/2012) [-]
"Needs about tree fiddy"
"Needs about tree fiddy"
#1 - martiini (02/06/2012) [-]
I have some bad news for you...
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User avatar #92 to #5 - mrbeany (02/07/2012) [-]
What does it show?
#32 to #5 - anon (02/06/2012) [-]
It makes me giggle that that is in use now. I used it when i first made an account and had no reaction folder.
#93 to #5 - genephil (02/07/2012) [-]
**genephil rolls 30** What??? isn't a QR code the black box with the black squares in it?
#61 - beastlymollusk (02/07/2012) [-]
I HAVE been looking for a new sitter...
#33 to #12 - anon (02/06/2012) [-]
Gasp! thats on halo reach! :D LIKE OMFG!!
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#2 - glasgowrangers (02/06/2012) [-]
What the Raptor's owners expression was
#188 - grimmwaters (02/07/2012) [-]
At least it wasn't no gat-dang Loch Ness Monsta!
User avatar #226 to #188 - thelonewizard (02/07/2012) [-]
Yes, quite. I'm running low on tree fiddy dolla bills.
#100 - anon (02/07/2012) [-]
Velociraptors were only 1 foot 6 inches, not 5 feet tall.
#150 to #100 - anon (02/07/2012) [-]
they were up to 6 feet long though *******
#219 - shadowpickle (02/07/2012) [-]
toenail clippinged for that 			*******		 description!
toenail clippinged for that ******* description!
#97 - onkii (02/07/2012) [-]
i....i ... i think i found him
i....i ... i think i found him
#129 - inrobwetrust (02/07/2012) [-]
use it to guard your babies
#63 - noremacsixtyfour (02/07/2012) [-]
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#211 - abovelawl (02/07/2012) [-]
**abovelawl rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Join the Empire! ** < the owner
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#113 - lucidwater (02/07/2012) [-]
NO, KEEP HIM!!! PLEASE!!! HE KEEPS STARTING PARTIES FOR CHILDREN IN THE HOUSE!!!
NO, KEEP HIM!!! PLEASE!!! HE KEEPS STARTING PARTIES FOR CHILDREN IN THE HOUSE!!!
User avatar #156 to #137 - daix ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
Caption: "This is how I **** da ass"
User avatar #140 to #113 - dinofly (02/07/2012) [-]
Raptor Jesus Camp... lol.
#102 - kneegur (02/07/2012) [-]
**kneegur rolled a random image posted in comment #2142748 at FJ Pony Thread **
#104 to #102 - superduperduck (02/07/2012) [-]
holy **** this made my day!
#81 - evilsnail (02/07/2012) [-]
It's OK Bitey i'll be there soon and im bringing that dead dog you like.
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