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#2 - bananaboy
Reply +74
(02/05/2012) [-]
dubs decide my facebook statues
#226 to #2 - yankadoodleshit
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#207 to #2 - supersmellyonion
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(02/06/2012) [-]
singles chooses mine
#234 to #207 - LemonNADE
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**LemonNADE rolls 3** I'm so tired of blacks and mexicans running around with their gangs, ******* pieces of trash. They're all so mad probably just cause they're on welfare and live in a ghetto with their 'baby mamaz yo" go eat som fried chicken and die you ******* worthless inmates god damn.


NOW DO IT Lamar SmithGOT
#240 to #234 - supersmellyonion
Reply +8
(02/06/2012) [-]
OP delivers
#242 to #240 - LemonNADE
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(02/06/2012) [-]
You are godly.
#252 to #242 - supersmellyonion
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(02/06/2012) [-]
cheers bro
#193 to #2 - lolimpro
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#194 to #193 - lolimpro
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#182 to #2 - pitos
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**pitos rolls 83**   
imagine if women had asses for heads. As if they don't talk enough **** already.
**pitos rolls 83**
imagine if women had asses for heads. As if they don't talk enough **** already.
#177 to #2 - jrdnlws
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#175 to #2 - spicyballsack
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#149 to #2 - anon
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 30** i fukken' love mashed potatoes
#99 to #2 - nonnotitiapono
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**nonnotitiapono rolls 71** inmates
#69 to #2 - thehooded **User deleted account**
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#58 to #2 - AnthraxNapkin
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#55 to #2 - ministerforbes
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**ministerforbes rolls 01** and what does a man have, but to gingerly twiddle his cack within the courtship of his crew? and the one-winged child who jests upon him, and says "thou art the maiden you seek, for you are the one man you will ever need, my child" and wave of lullabicious laxity are one to commune to. My son, be one with the vaginal artistry of a shrew, and begone with her cavern winds
#13 to #2 - daveyiscool
Reply +68
(02/06/2012) [-]
**daveyiscool rolls 66**

inmate.
#23 to #13 - AnthraxNapkin
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(02/06/2012) [-]
Holy n­iggers, nice dubs.
#14 to #13 - daveyiscool
Reply +12
(02/06/2012) [-]
*****.r ^OH PEEmust deliver

#17 to #14 - anon
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(02/06/2012) [-]
too late, anon below got it first
#18 to #17 - daveyiscool
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(02/06/2012) [-]
but everyone has heard that before.. this would be better. or even the guy below me would be better. come on OP, pick one of these two if not both :\

#19 to #18 - kozyshack
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(02/06/2012) [-]
I like thedarkbacons more
#20 to #19 - daveyiscool
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(02/06/2012) [-]
it is good, but mines much shorter and more to the point. i like to keep the fb statuses simple and classy.

#10 to #2 - thedarkbacon
Reply +171
(02/06/2012) [-]
**thedarkbacon rolls 99** Love as large as brontosaurus, passion like a bleeding walrus. Our love is real it's no mirage, want to lock you in my garage. Climb upon my trusty steed, Later you will taste my seed. This heart of mine is yours to capture, from now until velocirapture. I wield my passion like an ax, it's warm and gooey just like wax. You can not tame such juicy lust, can you withstand my manly musk. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I must eat yogurt off of you. Just know that I can never hold back, that might be why i smoked crack.
#261 to #10 - headphoneabuse **User deleted account**
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#449 to #261 - thedarkbacon
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(02/07/2012) [-]
Dance of the Manwhore. By SexualLobster
#248 to #10 - dalgaard
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(02/06/2012) [-]
SexualLobster FTW xD - I love his work. Brilliant!
#54 to #10 - ministerforbes
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(02/06/2012) [-]
That....that was beautiful
#39 to #10 - bananaboy
Reply +77
(02/06/2012) [-]
op delivers
#448 to #39 - thedarkbacon
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(02/07/2012) [-]
YES!!! AMAZING!! PLEASE DEAR GOD SHOW ME HOW EVERYBODY RESPONDED!!
#450 to #448 - bananaboy
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(02/07/2012) [-]
im sorry to say that i only got a handful of likes and no comments probably because i posted it around the time of the super bowl im sorry i let you down
#451 to #450 - thedarkbacon
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(02/07/2012) [-]
AAAAWWWWW.....whatever...it's okay...i practically lost my balls when those dubs popped up haha
#179 to #39 - sgently
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(02/06/2012) [-]
WE MUST SEE COMMENTS ON STATUS
#116 to #39 - daveyiscool
Reply -24
(02/06/2012) [-]
OP delivered! :D
#15 to #10 - kennyroks
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(02/06/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
#16 to #15 - thedarkbacon
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(02/06/2012) [-]
I have begun to educate this man and all his friends....and FJ cuz i posted a link to it as contenet...its in there somewhere with -3 toenail clippings
#11 to #10 - thedarkbacon
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(02/06/2012) [-]
HA!! PICS!! DELIIVER!
#8 to #2 - anon
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 88**
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
#115 to #8 - lovecerealguy
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#12 to #8 - bananaboy
Reply +231
(02/06/2012) [-]
op delivers
#9 to #8 - commenteer
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**commenteer rolls 38**
I see the dubs.
#6 to #2 - winsauceiswin
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**winsauceiswin rolls 05** just masturbated to a picture of you mom. *whispers* it's all for you mother.


[must tag your mom's name in place of "mom"]
#5 to #2 - anon
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 82** lms for me taking it in the butt!!
#4 to #2 - birdflu
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**birdflu rolls 34** is anal going to make me bleed everytime?
#3 to #2 - Aleafe
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(02/05/2012) [-]
**Aleafe rolls 48** Oh squiggly line in my own eye fluid,
I do indeed perceive your decision
lurking and lingering like a druid
in the periphery of my vision.
But when I attempt to gaze upon you,
you become afraid and scurry away.
“Are you shy?” is my inquiry to chew.
At the hour when I no attention pay,
and my mind to another thought does fly…
I must admit it makes me most distraught
that only then do you come to my eye
and in the very center pop a squat.
I suppose my sadness must needs depart;
Upon you my forgiveness I impart.
Stewie Griffin