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#164 - Sasher ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #169 to #164 - mrparkinglot (02/06/2012) [-]
No dude it's legit. I was on the boat
#294 - sutrakama (02/06/2012) [-]
**sutrakama rolls 66**
#349 to #294 - rollingoreo (02/06/2012) [-]
**rollingoreo rolls 00**
#307 to #294 - paradoxflow (02/06/2012) [-]
Heil, mein Führer! Sieg Heil!
#53 - mopeye (02/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #258 - jimenitlol (02/06/2012) [-]
**jimenitlol rolls 33** no dubs, dont check em
#323 to #258 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
Hey bro, check again.
#370 - thechosentroll (02/06/2012) [-]
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What we have here is a specimen of the rare female troll. These marvelous creatures are part of the female family, but are very different from of its' other members. Surprisingly, their natural habitat is outside the safety of the kitchen, hunting for prey on the internet. They preffer stalking their victims in the vast planes of Facebook, though it's not uncommon to find them in forums and imageboards. Armed with a witty mind and boobs they make quick work of their unsispecting prey. Though fierce, they rarely attack unless provoked. However, few have told them to make a sandwich and lived to tell the tale. Only an experienced troll has any chances of survival in a confrontation with an angry female troll. Most others are doomed, but alas, that's the circle of life.
#379 to #370 - swetgamer (02/06/2012) [-]
< Me engaging a female troll
< Me engaging a female troll
#225 - anon (02/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #228 at Present ** I'll ms paint this
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #228 at Present ** I'll ms paint this
#304 to #225 - anon (02/06/2012) [-]
I deliver
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User avatar #230 to #225 - TheHutchie (02/06/2012) [-]
I'm going to favourite this and check back later. You have one hour.
User avatar #2 - bananaboy (02/05/2012) [-]
dubs decide my facebook statues
User avatar #6 to #2 - winsauceiswin (02/06/2012) [-]
**winsauceiswin rolls 05** just masturbated to a picture of you mom. *whispers* it's all for you mother.


[must tag your mom's name in place of "mom"]
User avatar #55 to #2 - ministerforbes (02/06/2012) [-]
**ministerforbes rolls 01** and what does a man have, but to gingerly twiddle his cack within the courtship of his crew? and the one-winged child who jests upon him, and says "thou art the maiden you seek, for you are the one man you will ever need, my child" and wave of lullabicious laxity are one to commune to. My son, be one with the vaginal artistry of a shrew, and begone with her cavern winds
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User avatar #99 to #2 - nonnotitiapono (02/06/2012) [-]
**nonnotitiapono rolls 71** inmates
#149 to #2 - anon (02/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 30** i fukken' love mashed potatoes
#10 to #2 - thedarkbacon (02/06/2012) [-]
**thedarkbacon rolls 99** Love as large as brontosaurus, passion like a bleeding walrus. Our love is real it's no mirage, want to lock you in my garage. Climb upon my trusty steed, Later you will taste my seed. This heart of mine is yours to capture, from now until velocirapture. I wield my passion like an ax, it's warm and gooey just like wax. You can not tame such juicy lust, can you withstand my manly musk. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I must eat yogurt off of you. Just know that I can never hold back, that might be why i smoked crack.
#39 to #10 - bananaboy (02/06/2012) [-]
op delivers
User avatar #179 to #39 - sgently (02/06/2012) [-]
WE MUST SEE COMMENTS ON STATUS
User avatar #116 to #39 - daveyiscool (02/06/2012) [-]
OP delivered! :D
User avatar #448 to #39 - thedarkbacon (02/07/2012) [-]
YES!!! AMAZING!! PLEASE DEAR GOD SHOW ME HOW EVERYBODY RESPONDED!!
User avatar #450 to #448 - bananaboy (02/07/2012) [-]
im sorry to say that i only got a handful of likes and no comments probably because i posted it around the time of the super bowl im sorry i let you down
User avatar #451 to #450 - thedarkbacon (02/07/2012) [-]
AAAAWWWWW.....whatever...it's okay...i practically lost my balls when those dubs popped up haha
#54 to #10 - ministerforbes (02/06/2012) [-]
That....that was beautiful
#15 to #10 - kennyroks (02/06/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
User avatar #16 to #15 - thedarkbacon (02/06/2012) [-]
I have begun to educate this man and all his friends....and FJ cuz i posted a link to it as contenet...its in there somewhere with -3 toenail clippings
#248 to #10 - dalgaard (02/06/2012) [-]
SexualLobster FTW xD - I love his work. Brilliant!
User avatar #11 to #10 - thedarkbacon (02/06/2012) [-]
HA!! PICS!! DELIIVER!
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User avatar #449 to #261 - thedarkbacon (02/07/2012) [-]
Dance of the Manwhore. By SexualLobster
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#182 to #2 - pitos (02/06/2012) [-]
**pitos rolls 83**   
imagine if women had asses for heads. As if they don't talk enough 			****		 already.
**pitos rolls 83**
imagine if women had asses for heads. As if they don't talk enough **** already.
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#207 to #2 - supersmellyonion (02/06/2012) [-]
singles chooses mine
User avatar #234 to #207 - LemonNADE (02/06/2012) [-]
**LemonNADE rolls 3** I'm so tired of blacks and mexicans running around with their gangs, ******* pieces of trash. They're all so mad probably just cause they're on welfare and live in a ghetto with their 'baby mamaz yo" go eat som fried chicken and die you ******* worthless inmates god damn.


NOW DO IT Lamar SmithGOT
#242 to #240 - LemonNADE (02/06/2012) [-]
You are godly.
User avatar #252 to #242 - supersmellyonion (02/06/2012) [-]
cheers bro
User avatar #3 to #2 - Aleafe (02/05/2012) [-]
**Aleafe rolls 48** Oh squiggly line in my own eye fluid,
I do indeed perceive your decision
lurking and lingering like a druid
in the periphery of my vision.
But when I attempt to gaze upon you,
you become afraid and scurry away.
“Are you shy?” is my inquiry to chew.
At the hour when I no attention pay,
and my mind to another thought does fly…
I must admit it makes me most distraught
that only then do you come to my eye
and in the very center pop a squat.
I suppose my sadness must needs depart;
Upon you my forgiveness I impart.
Stewie Griffin
User avatar #13 to #2 - daveyiscool (02/06/2012) [-]
**daveyiscool rolls 66**

inmate.
User avatar #14 to #13 - daveyiscool (02/06/2012) [-]
***** .r ^OH PEEmust deliver

#17 to #14 - anon (02/06/2012) [-]
too late, anon below got it first
User avatar #18 to #17 - daveyiscool (02/06/2012) [-]
but everyone has heard that before.. this would be better. or even the guy below me would be better. come on OP, pick one of these two if not both :\

#19 to #18 - kozyshack (02/06/2012) [-]
I like thedarkbacons more
User avatar #20 to #19 - daveyiscool (02/06/2012) [-]
it is good, but mines much shorter and more to the point. i like to keep the fb statuses simple and classy.

User avatar #23 to #13 - AnthraxNapkin (02/06/2012) [-]
Holy n­iggers, nice dubs.
#5 to #2 - anon (02/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 82** lms for me taking it in the butt!!
User avatar #4 to #2 - birdflu (02/06/2012) [-]
**birdflu rolls 34** is anal going to make me bleed everytime?
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#8 to #2 - anon (02/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 88**
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
#12 to #8 - bananaboy (02/06/2012) [-]
op delivers
User avatar #9 to #8 - commenteer (02/06/2012) [-]
**commenteer rolls 38**
I see the dubs.
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#176 - TheNewDudeMann (02/06/2012) [-]
Any girl who puts up a profile pic of her with a mustache instead of some stupid pose MUST be awesome.
User avatar #165 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (02/06/2012) [-]
Why is there always someone saying "Amen"?!
#214 to #206 - bazeth (02/06/2012) [-]
****		 you!
**** you!
#302 to #206 - thebigcountry (02/06/2012) [-]
well played friend.... well played....
#232 to #206 - kurtr (02/06/2012) [-]
toenail clippinged all of em up! nice job
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#378 to #334 - ImmaAnteater (02/06/2012) [-]
Well played...
#339 to #334 - wartroll (02/06/2012) [-]
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#125 - benlawrie (02/06/2012) [-]
So basically put her on some sort of witness protection programme?
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#389 to #313 - WTFLMAO (02/06/2012) [-]
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#328 to #313 - dascruffy ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
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#454 to #325 - harleycurnow (02/07/2012) [-]
I have the weirdest boner right now
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#316 to #313 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
The irony here is tangible
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#317 to #314 - anon (02/06/2012) [-]
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#429 to #338 - failedfrontflip (02/06/2012) [-]
MFW someone starts a spiderman thread
#351 to #313 - thechosentroll (02/06/2012) [-]
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inb4 red t­humbs.
#369 to #313 - mode (02/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #404 to #367 - redderz (02/06/2012) [-]
What the **** is that?
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#264 - anon (02/06/2012) [-]
>Create "factual news" website
>Place "So I guess Febreaze causes cancer now" as status of facebook
>Convince others to do the same
>Profit/Panic
User avatar #155 - beaverbro (02/06/2012) [-]
I'm so funny :*takes print screen from own comment* *post on fj*
#120 - codenamehavoc (02/06/2012) [-]
gotta love when bitches get pwnd on facebook
gotta love when bitches get pwnd on facebook
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