Bitch Please. My ball python Zeus. he never leaves me alone when im on the computer . today, I was perusing this wonderful website, when I see this. And all I c
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My ball python Zeus. he never leaves me alone when im on the computer

today, I was perusing this
wonderful website, when I see this.
And all I could think was...
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Submitted: 02/05/2012
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#59 - zealexmeister (02/05/2012) [+] (39 replies)
Try to shit with a bear!
#5 - comradegeneral (02/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Thats fucking badass dude.
#199 - elitezombiee (02/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
my snake is always out when I'm on my computer too
#85 - atonofcheese (02/06/2012) [-]
At least you don't have a ninja sat on your keyboard, I can't seem to make him go away.
#46 - McorncakeM (02/05/2012) [-]
I'm a snaaaaaaaaaaaaake
I'm a snaaaaaaaaaaaaake
#286 - CityKid (02/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hey that's me in the first pic :-)
#179 - misterducklumps (02/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
You have some strange sex toys...
User avatar #523 - vermillionbobcat (02/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
A couple of years ago I had a pet ball python. Great pets. In my room I'd just let him loose and do whatever the fuck he wanted but only when I was in there. I was sleeping and I woke up in the middle of the night with snake shit all over my chest and the snake coiled up on my stomach chillin like it wasn't ralph that did it. The shit was white and had the consistency of yogurt, didn't taste like it. Ralph was the snakes name. Months went by and one day ralph went in the ventilation and I never saw it again. Some of my family suggest it lives off of whatever it can find to eat and can sometimes hear loud thuds from when ralph is falling from floor to floor in the vents and walls and such. Either he's lost in an endless maze just trying to get back in his home or prefers it where he is now. Reminds me of The Matrix when Neo and Morpheus and friends were hiding in the walls and the agent punches through the wall and grabs somebody. I thought about doing that but it's been years since I've been home. Ralph is probably a decayed corpse by now, lying just above my vent, so close to the end but gave up. Ralph is a trooper that's for certain. No other animals are persistent than snakes are. They get what they want. But sometimes.. they cant always get what they want...they cant always get what they want...but if they try sometimes..they get what they need!!!
#491 - FourchansChosenone (02/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#257 - Afterlife (02/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#170 - regret (02/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
snakes ain't got shit on foxes
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#365 - grimmwaters (02/06/2012) [-]
Snakes are fucking awesome.
User avatar #190 - noly (02/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I named my python Tom, but nobody else thought it was funny. So when people asked why i named it Tom I just say its a Riddle
#119 - snuffyking (02/06/2012) [-]
i would have a heart attack if a snake ever got near me
i would have a heart attack if a snake ever got near me
#460 - nordicmike (02/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ball python, The most docile pet snake available on the market
#432 - kurtr (02/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #159 - dassnasty (02/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I have a friend who had a snake. It could come and go out of it's enclosure as it pleased, and would often end up in his bed. He though it was cute, and it showed how much his snake loved him. He told his friend (another snake enthusiast) how it would lay perfectly straight next to him in bed. His friend had to tell him that his pet was measuring itself next to him so he could see if it could eat him without choking.

And that is why I will never own a snake.
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