your welcome. . Real life Tricks internet link with the scroll bottom of your mouse, the link will open in a new tab! yes, you can actually click It, lust try.
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your welcome

Real life Tricks
internet link with the scroll
bottom of your mouse, the
link will open in a new tab!
yes, you can
actually click It,
lust try.
E In the toilet, throw about
pieces of toilet paper
on the place where the
water is (make the toilet
paper float on the water)
You won' t have to
worry about
people hearing
your turd fall like
an atomic bomb,,
Water won' t
splash your ass.
Also apply toilet
paper on the toilet
seat if you feel like
a king,
This might sound dumb,
iii] but don' t be scared to asl
questions during class,
keep asking questions to
the teacher UNTILL you
understand it.
Most teachers
even appreciate it
if you ask them
questions, it
shows them you' re
interested
If people laugh at you
for asking questions
even if the questions
are dumb), laugh at
them while they get
IF you' re going to tap to
porn, do it the right way:
If you are still young, NEVER
LOCK THE DOOR, that will be
an easy indicator you' been
watching porn. Unless
ofcourse you have a good
ALWAYS put the sound off.
You won' t be hearing someone
coming at the door if you do.
deleting history
automatically) by pressing
For Mozilla it' s
Press in almost
anything on the computer
Internet sites, word), and
it will open a search
function, likes this:
Type a combination of letters in it and
it will search the WHOLE page to
YOUR specific combination!
iii)
Ever saw comments on Youtube like this
Guys, what did @ say? I' m on
page " and I can' t find itl"
Here' s what you do
Click "all comments" with the middle
mouse click trick, so you can still listen
music and the same time.
Type in the name of the person you nee:
to find. ilt if
And BAM, done!
Also use this to find specific words on
a very long wikipedia post. For this
example I used the with site of Lady
Gaga.
qty
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User avatar #15 - firecash (02/05/2012) [-]
toilet paper can stop my turds from making noise? and here I was placing them gently into the water with my hand all this time.
User avatar #186 to #15 - fernand (02/05/2012) [-]
like a ******* ninja!
#69 to #15 - gsmstgsmst (02/05/2012) [-]
lol, saw that one post a few minutes ago
lol, saw that one post a few minutes ago
#152 - birdmancheifton (02/05/2012) [-]
Some More Helpful Hints:   
1. If you're thirsty drink something   
Scientists have actually proven this one   
2. Open your fly BEFORE pissing   
this one might be confusing, but try it and you'll keep your pants dry   
3. Don't assume FJ is full of retards that don't know this 			****		   
This might not make sense because this got frontpage, but trust me on this one
Some More Helpful Hints:
1. If you're thirsty drink something
Scientists have actually proven this one
2. Open your fly BEFORE pissing
this one might be confusing, but try it and you'll keep your pants dry
3. Don't assume FJ is full of retards that don't know this ****
This might not make sense because this got frontpage, but trust me on this one
#6 - spior (02/05/2012) [-]
Who the hell didn't know that?
#243 to #6 - anon (02/05/2012) [-]
Only thing I didn't know was the function thing. I seem to coincidentally find anything on the internet on my first try.
#171 to #6 - vaskaduzea (02/05/2012) [-]
internet noobs
#31 - sandvichiscredit (02/05/2012) [-]
R-E-S-P-E-C-P, Find out what is, wait what?
#47 - johnlemon (02/05/2012) [-]
I think its better to have your parents know you're watching porn then for them to come in unexpectedly and see you naked furiously masturbating.
I think its better to have your parents know you're watching porn then for them to come in unexpectedly and see you naked furiously masturbating.
#150 - yohny (02/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #165 to #163 - coopadaman (02/05/2012) [-]
hit ctr+f and type in 2 or if your on mozzila^^
User avatar #172 to #165 - BeVuTz (02/05/2012) [-]
You don't really need it.
User avatar #175 to #172 - coopadaman (02/05/2012) [-]
it helps
#82 - thaihooker (02/05/2012) [-]
what? even i know this ****
#32 - TwistedPizzaDude (02/05/2012) [-]
my welcome?
#218 - whalecow (02/05/2012) [-]
real life tricks, a comp for 10 year olds.
real life tricks, a comp for 10 year olds.
#189 - raichuusetundabolt (02/05/2012) [-]
thanks OP!
Now with these tricks, everyone will think im a computer wizard!
User avatar #12 - blazekingxxx (02/05/2012) [-]
If you don't know the simple computer **** you showed GTFO
#14 to #12 - anon (02/05/2012) [-]
Showed? You should GTFO and go to a grammar school.
#48 to #14 - anon (02/05/2012) [-]
Showed is a word you illiterate ******* .
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#127 to #122 - anon (02/05/2012) [-]
grammar*
#132 to #127 - ainoninom (02/05/2012) [-]
<my reaction to this whole thread
<my reaction to this whole thread
#134 - hydromatic (02/05/2012) [-]
&quot;Your welcome&quot;...
"Your welcome"...
#234 - sircool (02/05/2012) [-]
everyone of these is painfully obvious.
#245 to #234 - Kirbyman (02/05/2012) [-]
indeed good sir, but remember that not all users are as expierenced as you may be
pic unrelated
User avatar #63 - NickReydonJones (02/05/2012) [-]
you have to be ******* retarded not to know 1.

#75 to #63 - FeaRiGinGeR (02/05/2012) [-]
or just be a laptop user like myself who only uses touchpad. >< Knew all the other ones though
#174 - jeezbanana (02/05/2012) [-]
All this is just common knowledge. Post should be retitled &quot;Real life tricks for 12 year old girls&quot;.
All this is just common knowledge. Post should be retitled "Real life tricks for 12 year old girls".
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#223 - lavafrawg (02/05/2012) [-]
I don't need incognito mode, because my parent's aren't paranoid assholes. Most of the time i don't even delete my history, sue me
#230 to #223 - theattiboy (02/05/2012) [-]
+ extensions (popup block, adblock) dont work in incognito
#219 - skuser (02/05/2012) [-]
That's just the beginning
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