Skype Bath. Thank you agronianking for my logo 100% OC my first so go easy. hey baby l am going to take a bath" Me skyping my girlfriend She tells me how f I ta Skype bath childhood
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Skype Bath. Thank you agronianking for my logo 100% OC my first so go easy. hey baby l am going to take a bath" Me skyping my girlfriend She tells me how f I ta

Thank you agronianking for my logo
100% OC my first so go easy

hey baby l am
going to take a
bath"
Me skyping my
girlfriend
She tells me how f I take her into my
about we both .. _ bathroom that is
take one and t adorned with my
have a little brothers room
We are both gooing strong and
we start to dirty talk
She yells at me that she has
been a naughty girl and she
needs it bad she wants it
hard, and l finish like a
I see my little brother
standing in the doorway l left
I walk out after we both
finished, we are both still
He nods and whispers a
yas"
did you hear that?"
Well than... Its four in the afternoon
POKER F CE
Santa is not real,
I just destoryed my 8
year old brothers
childhood...
Goodnight
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - dusters
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> Be 13.
> Was bored.
> Wanted to play Splinter cell, the first one.
> Realized it was in my brother's room.
> Knew he wasn't home.
> Wen to his room without knocking.
> Was staring at the floor, thinking about the game.
> Suddenly I saw him on the bed half naked with his girlfriend.
> Awkward silence followed. I start walking in reverse mode very slowly, without looking away.
> Closed the door with a "Sorry."
>Mfw I went back to my room.
#8 to #5 - peizur
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Did you not just say that you knew that he wasn't home?
#30 to #8 - blandknight
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it's more than likely that his brother wasn't supposed to be home or said that he wasn't going to be home and had snuck back in so his family wouldn't know he was in his room with a girl
#9 to #8 - selfbrotato
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**selfbrotato rolls 50**
What if it wasnt his brother?
#10 to #9 - peizur
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It could not be anyone but his brother. "Suddenly I saw him. . ." This would have to mean that the aforementioned "him" would be a male that was mentioned in the post. Since Dusters could not be on the bed and in the doorway at the same time, the only possible explanation would be that it was Dusters's brother.
#11 to #10 - selfbrotato
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Comment Picture

#12 to #11 - peizur
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Logic'd.
#19 to #12 - darkelement
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probably just didnt tink he washome, and found out later on
User avatar #131 to #19 - dusters
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Exactly my good sir.
User avatar #24 to #19 - peizur
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That's a possibility, but he said that he "Knew he wasn't home." This means that this is either a major contradiction, or a lie.
User avatar #119 to #24 - dusters
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At the moment I wanted to play the game, I was SURE he wasn't home. My mom's car wasn't home and I thought she was taking a nap.

But when I got to my brother's room well, he was still home and my mom went shopping.

I said "I knew he wasn't here" to add more "surprise" to the fact I ran into him and his girlfriend.

I am sorry if it was unclear.
#376 to #119 - peizur
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It's all good, i just wanted a reason to post the picture.
User avatar #67 to #12 - iamcraig
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(02/05/2012) [-]
I enjoy your many Hellsing reaction pics.
#375 to #67 - peizur
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I have quite a few.
#348 to #5 - anon id: 97ee4f8b
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**** you french bastard kill yourself
#327 to #5 - vlrus **User deleted account**
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#330 to #327 - dusters
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"I knew he wasn't home so I went into his room without knocking"    
   
It is the consequence. Get it?
"I knew he wasn't home so I went into his room without knocking"

It is the consequence. Get it?
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User avatar #338 to #334 - dusters
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It's ok my good sir. You'll win next time.
#352 to #338 - vlrus **User deleted account**
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User avatar #363 to #352 - dusters
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Oops, sorry!
User avatar #31 to #5 - InsanitysGrimmm
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...I feel bad now. After reading your comment..
I had no idea,
what happened to you, happened to my little brother..

/Cept he saw boobs............
#43 to #5 - hammerofdorn
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i had the same experience only i was with a bud of mine and we went to go grab the xbox and found his older bro on top of his girl in the game room
#155 to #5 - hurrdurka
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You probably sat by the door trying to get a peek after.
#157 to #155 - dusters
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Your brother having sex isn't something you want to see.
#180 to #157 - hurrdurka
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Okay.
User avatar #214 to #5 - thinlizzy
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Was staring at the floor, thinking about the game.
thinking about the game.
the game.

User avatar #13 to #5 - rokkarokkaali
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(02/05/2012) [-]
walked into parents having sex after getting Delicious midnight ice cream meal
forgets it after running back to room
in morning giant chocolate puddle in kitchen
I feel bad for my mom
#21 - sebbiechan
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Wait, you weren't afraid of knocking your laptop into the bath tub and getting electrocuted?
#138 to #21 - kallebanan
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Laptops use a direct current that's why you have a converter on the power cable only. To be electrocuted you need an alternating current.
The more you know.
User avatar #150 to #138 - nsizzle
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stick your tongue over the positive and negative poles of a 9V battery (they're on the same side). You can most definitely get electrocuted with a direct current.
User avatar #191 to #150 - kallebanan
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That is because of the high potential difference over a small poor conductor seeing as its a laptop its battery cant be of much higher voltage therefore he will not get electrocuted.
#26 to #21 - themrkurtcobain
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i thought that for that to happen it has be hooked up to an outlet
#27 to #26 - sebbiechan
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Well, he would AT LEAST get zapped since the laptop would be running with just its battery.
Well, he would AT LEAST get zapped since the laptop would be running with just its battery.
User avatar #42 to #27 - crazypat
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STEPHANOOOO!
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User avatar #48 to #27 - Darianvincent
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And even if not how many people have waterproof laptops?
User avatar #175 to #27 - yankadoodleshit
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I don't trust the barrels!
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User avatar #32 to #21 - ifightdragons
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the presence of danger makes it more exiting
User avatar #347 to #32 - ifightdragons
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*exciting oops
#17 - thenumbernine
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So you bathed in cum water...
#182 to #17 - anon id: 29ff8e57
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**anonymous rolls 888** trips and all is forgiven
#187 to #182 - moechler
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Oh **** I forgot to log in...
#203 to #182 - thespaceman
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User avatar #197 to #182 - killerliquid
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INB4 *********
#185 to #182 - peedee
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well **** !
#243 to #182 - anon id: 29ff8e57
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**anonymous rolls 25** dubs and it is canceled
#223 to #182 - anon id: 29ff8e57
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**anonymous rolls 840** and here we go again
#46 - randydubois
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Dear Diary, Today my brother was a huge asshole. He ruined my childhood. I'm going to break his legs while he sleeps tonight.
User avatar #54 to #46 - warzon
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With a chainsaw
#65 to #54 - KingRANDOM
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At night.
User avatar #244 to #65 - warzon
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Right next to slendy
#71 to #65 - anon id: 10c9d11c
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I can't ******* read everything i'm looking at because of this comment! I'm like ******* hyperventilating and squeeking because i'm laughing so ******* hard! that wasn't even that funny and yet my abdomin is hurting like a bitch from laughing so hard I can't believe you said that you just made my whole firetrucking night! thank you so much all my love is yours but since I can't give it to you personally i will just give you my [url deleted] I put a period in there because toenail clippings just seemed kinda like a crappy thing to give to someone who made my whole year.
#69 to #65 - anon id: 10c9d11c
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I can't ******* read everything i'm looking at because of this comment! I'm like ******* hyperventilating and squeeking because i'm laughing so ******* hard! that wasn't even that funny and yet my abdomin is hurting like a bitch from laughing so hard I can't believe you said that you just made my whole firetrucking night! thank you so much all my love is yours but since I can't give it to you personally i will just give you my [url deleted] I put a period in there because toenail clippings just seemed kinda like a crappy thing to give to someone who made my whole year.
#117 - Robrey
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Hey brother, I was just wonder-
Hey brother, I was just wonder-
User avatar #129 to #117 - swedz
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PERFECT!
#125 - vomitjar
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your brother's face next day
#141 to #125 - imcook
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That made me lol, have this in return.
#16 - homicidalwaffle
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SANTA ISNT REAL?!
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#232 - datkiid
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Hey funnyjunk i have a question and i'm prepared for the red toenail clippings but anyways. I'm making a comic and if i put up a screenshot of a youtube vid will that good feeling when you poop ban me?
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User avatar #236 to #232 - theawesomeone
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Not only will you get banned, but your internet will be shut down, and the government will take away your parents and relocate them into work camps in Singapore. If you have any siblings, they will be taken to laboratories for chemical testing. Eventually, they'll be so mutated and disfigured, that you'll hardly be able to recognize them. When your parents are done working, the same will be done to them. They'll all resemble animals, possible some sort of spider. You'll eventually reunite with them and move to a small mountain village, but because they are all so disfigured and horrid, they'll be forced in to a small house, and forbidden from going outside. They'll hang there in shame, sharing their story to anyone unlucky enough to wander inside, and there's only one way you can save them... Obtain all one hundred gold Skulltula tokens.
#256 to #236 - nyanpoptart
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oh god this made me laugh. ocarina of time ftw
#357 to #236 - aerosol
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That was awesome.
That was awesome.
#249 to #236 - anon id: d694133b
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That made my day :)
#201 - rshanebarnes
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**rshanebarnes rolls 78**
#202 to #201 - rshanebarnes
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So close...
#217 to #202 - jbyrd
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**jbyrd rolls 33**
**jbyrd rolls 33**
#240 to #217 - comexx
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#241 to #240 - comexx
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User avatar #1 - hersuperman
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**** the comic! Is that a charphlosion!
#22 to #1 - davegrowl
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Dude, I think so!
Dude, I think so!