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There is still faith in humanity...

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Stephenie Meyer is an incoherent wannabe author
who tried much too hard to create a fictional tale that could relate to
teens +. She ruined the reputation of vampires by _ Arning them into
sparkling Fairies. Vampires do not SPARKLE in sunlight, they die, They
don' t have super powers, they just suck peoples blood. There is NO
such thing as a 'vegetarian' vampire, because they are incapable of
Feeling human emotions and have no other then to kill
HUMANS. when exposed to crosses, they' re weakened. when
exposed to GARLIC, they are repelled. In the first twilight movie,
Edward eats a slice of bella' s pizza. This isn' t possible For two
reasons, I; THERE IS GARLIC PIZZA, and 2; their bodies cannot
digest human Food because everything inside of them is dead.
BECAUSE everything inside them is dead, they are incapable of
impregnating a human. Sperm is living, therefore that is not possible.
Jellyvampire, halffroman babies do not exist. and even f they did,
they would Feast on blood and then die at an adult age. Not Feast on
blood, and suddenly stop growing when they reach a certain age.
Werewolves can' t read each others minds, they simply turn into
dogs, and they most definitely aanndd freeze their age
while wailing For a 2 year old girl to be old enough to date. In
conclusion, Jacob is a pedophile and "The Count" from sesame street
is more ofa vampire than eduardo will ever be,
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Views: 14544 Submitted: 02/02/2012