There is still faith in humanity.... . 23 minutes ago . Like 23 minutes ago . Like Stephenie Meyer is an incoherent wannabe author who tried much too hard to cr edward Vampire twilight
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There is still faith in humanity...

23 minutes ago . Like
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Stephenie Meyer is an incoherent wannabe author
who tried much too hard to create a fictional tale that could relate to
teens +. She ruined the reputation of vampires by _ Arning them into
sparkling Fairies. Vampires do not SPARKLE in sunlight, they die, They
don' t have super powers, they just suck peoples blood. There is NO
such thing as a 'vegetarian' vampire, because they are incapable of
Feeling human emotions and have no other then to kill
HUMANS. when exposed to crosses, they' re weakened. when
exposed to GARLIC, they are repelled. In the first twilight movie,
Edward eats a slice of bella' s pizza. This isn' t possible For two
reasons, I; THERE IS GARLIC PIZZA, and 2; their bodies cannot
digest human Food because everything inside of them is dead.
BECAUSE everything inside them is dead, they are incapable of
impregnating a human. Sperm is living, therefore that is not possible.
Jellyvampire, halffroman babies do not exist. and even f they did,
they would Feast on blood and then die at an adult age. Not Feast on
blood, and suddenly stop growing when they reach a certain age.
Werewolves can' t read each others minds, they simply turn into
dogs, and they most definitely aanndd freeze their age
while wailing For a 2 year old girl to be old enough to date. In
conclusion, Jacob is a pedophile and "The Count" from sesame street
is more ofa vampire than eduardo will ever be,
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User avatar #7 - blokrokker (02/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
There are half-vampires. They're called dhampirs. They're originally (I think) from Balkan folklore.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhampir
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#14 - kapurass (02/03/2012) [+] (11 replies)
she is right....

but Alucard and Seras might say differently
#55 - copycopy (02/03/2012) [-]
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#57 - anonymous (02/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
read up until half human-half vampires don't exist
"Does Wesley Snipes have to slap a bitch?"
#59 to #57 - stanonymous (02/03/2012) [-]
The Daywalker was changed at birth because his mother was bitten and turned while she was pregnant with him, not because she was impregnated by a vampire. Totally different scenario.
#15 - lavoire (02/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Demonata > Harry Potter > Twilight.

I will happily take the red toenail clippings for this one,

Mother of god did the ending to that series blow my mind out of my skull.
#49 - thelastolympian (02/03/2012) [-]
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#47 - devonera ONLINE (02/03/2012) [-]
So much win. **** twilight.
#19 - pongprofessor (02/03/2012) [+] (8 replies)
< My favorite, and IMO, best representation of Vampires.
#68 - thefrekker (02/03/2012) [-]
am i the only one who's getting a little tired of these posts? everyone knows HP is far better than Twilight.
#63 - alexlife (02/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Still don't get the hate :P

It's actually some good books :P

And like said by others...how can you define a fictional creature? :I


#66 to #63 - guppyfighter (02/03/2012) [-]
Just so dumb.
User avatar #5 - NegateThat (02/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm sorry. But this even tho she made a point...There are TONS of inaccuracies in that paragraph...She may need to learn a few things...
User avatar #8 to #5 - blokrokker (02/03/2012) [-]
There are so many variations on vampires, even in folklore, not just modern media, that honestly, she's right about some of them.
#71 - kristofe (02/03/2012) [-]
i don't understand these post i didn't even know twilight was in the same categorical area as harry potter i mean that's a book and twilight is a piece of **** why are you comparing **** to a book teenage girls why
#56 - sebbiechan (02/03/2012) [-]
I like this book slightly better then Harry Potter. Just slightly
User avatar #29 - dafiltafish (02/03/2012) [-]
dracula was best vampire, he had class.
#58 - anonymous (02/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Although i do believe that the twilight books are worth nothing more than soiled jizz-rags, I completely disagree that Stephenie Meyer is a bad writer. If you read any of her other books, "The Host" in particular, you would discover that she is a very talented and captivating writer.
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User avatar #54 - teentitansdreamer (02/03/2012) [-]
I toenail clippinged because the Count from Sesame Street. XD
#4 - drewsky (02/03/2012) [-]
OWNED!
OWNED!
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