There is still faith in humanity.... . 23 minutes ago . Like 23 minutes ago . Like Stephenie Meyer is an incoherent wannabe author who tried much too hard to cr edward Vampire twilight
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There is still faith in humanity...

23 minutes ago . Like
23 minutes ago . Like
Stephenie Meyer is an incoherent wannabe author
who tried much too hard to create a fictional tale that could relate to
teens +. She ruined the reputation of vampires by _ Arning them into
sparkling Fairies. Vampires do not SPARKLE in sunlight, they die, They
don' t have super powers, they just suck peoples blood. There is NO
such thing as a 'vegetarian' vampire, because they are incapable of
Feeling human emotions and have no other then to kill
HUMANS. when exposed to crosses, they' re weakened. when
exposed to GARLIC, they are repelled. In the first twilight movie,
Edward eats a slice of bella' s pizza. This isn' t possible For two
reasons, I; THERE IS GARLIC PIZZA, and 2; their bodies cannot
digest human Food because everything inside of them is dead.
BECAUSE everything inside them is dead, they are incapable of
impregnating a human. Sperm is living, therefore that is not possible.
Jellyvampire, halffroman babies do not exist. and even f they did,
they would Feast on blood and then die at an adult age. Not Feast on
blood, and suddenly stop growing when they reach a certain age.
Werewolves can' t read each others minds, they simply turn into
dogs, and they most definitely aanndd freeze their age
while wailing For a 2 year old girl to be old enough to date. In
conclusion, Jacob is a pedophile and "The Count" from sesame street
is more ofa vampire than eduardo will ever be,
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#14 - kapurass (02/03/2012) [-]
she is right....

but Alucard and Seras might say differently
User avatar #32 to #14 - Zeigh (02/03/2012) [-]
My favorite part of that series will always be when he completely ******* DECIMATES that other arrogant vampire that keeps saying he's the best, I don't remember his name but he had his ass handed to him in such an amazing way.
#34 to #32 - chunkapuff (02/03/2012) [-]
Luke Valentine I believe. My favorite part was when Seras went ******* on Zorin Blitz personally.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Zeigh (02/03/2012) [-]
Yeah that too. But whenever I think back to that one scene with Luke I just smile and get the giggles every time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - chunkapuff (02/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, seeing Alucard really let loose for the first time was quite a rush.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Zeigh (02/03/2012) [-]
Aw man, now I'm gonna have to watch the series again.
User avatar #38 to #37 - chunkapuff (02/03/2012) [-]
You and me both brother!
User avatar #39 to #38 - Zeigh (02/03/2012) [-]
Know any good sites that stream it?
#40 to #39 - chunkapuff (02/03/2012) [-]
I've got the series downloaded from a long time back. Sorry I can't help a friend out. What I can give you is a spectacular picture of one Colin Mochrie.
#41 to #40 - Zeigh (02/03/2012) [-]
Ah well, I guess I'll start with a couple of my favorite sites and just work down the list, thanks though!
<--How I feel after our conversation.
#43 to #41 - chunkapuff (02/03/2012) [-]
Maybe someday we'll meet again noble friend...
#45 to #43 - Zeigh (02/03/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#57 - anon (02/03/2012) [-]
read up until half human-half vampires don't exist
"Does Wesley Snipes have to slap a bitch?"
#69 to #57 - anon (02/03/2012) [-]
i too did bang my head in the wall a bit when i read this, but my conclusion was that Blade is actually all vampire, but cince his mother was bitten in the end of her pregnecy the unborn child did not evolve all of the vampire abilities, but is still a vampire nevertheless. a not fully evolved vampire but still an OverPowerd human.
so really, he is all vampire
#59 to #57 - stanonymous (02/03/2012) [-]
The Daywalker was changed at birth because his mother was bitten and turned while she was pregnant with him, not because she was impregnated by a vampire. Totally different scenario.
#12 - anon (02/03/2012) [-]
why is everyone ass hurt that she made a few mistake? she put a twlight fan in her place. isn't that all that matters?
User avatar #18 to #12 - dirtyshisno (02/03/2012) [-]
i personally think she deserves a ******* medal.
#55 - copycopy (02/03/2012) [-]
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#47 - devonera (02/03/2012) [-]
So much win. **** twilight.
#19 - pongprofessor (02/03/2012) [-]
< My favorite, and IMO, best representation of Vampires.
User avatar #33 to #19 - dtox (02/03/2012) [-]
my brother read the books.

literally THE best vampires, they are everything vampires should be and more.
#21 to #19 - theguynamedme (02/03/2012) [-]
Dude.....isn't that closer to zombies than vampires....?
User avatar #22 to #21 - DoggyBouncer (02/03/2012) [-]
No, it is a vampire movie, watch it again.
#24 to #22 - theguynamedme (02/03/2012) [-]
Oh, my bad I thought it said 28 days later.......yeah.....I don't know...slow moment.....Have this gif :)
Oh, my bad I thought it said 28 days later.......yeah.....I don't know...slow moment.....Have this gif :)
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User avatar #27 to #25 - theguynamedme (02/03/2012) [-]
Yup. the numbers and the colors......yeah......I have no excuses and I am ashamed.
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User avatar #31 to #21 - Juddo (02/03/2012) [-]
too smart for zombies. zombies wander aimlessly, doing what they want, ignoring their fellow zombies. these guys have a language, a plan, and feel sad when their brethren die
User avatar #7 - blokrokker (02/03/2012) [-]
There are half-vampires. They're called dhampirs. They're originally (I think) from Balkan folklore.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhampir
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User avatar #11 to #10 - blokrokker (02/03/2012) [-]
I lol'd
#15 - lavoire (02/03/2012) [-]
Demonata > Harry Potter > Twilight.

I will happily take the red toenail clippings for this one,

Mother of god did the ending to that series blow my mind out of my skull.
User avatar #23 to #15 - keiishiyama (02/03/2012) [-]
I would agree, but I've never heard of Demonata. Care to elaborate?
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User avatar #79 to #26 - lavoire (02/04/2012) [-]
Harry Potter isn't emotional power, it's angst. And inb4 people dying, the end to Demonata and basically everything before it trumped that to the extreme.


But yeah, it's opinional. Meh.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrhighguy (02/03/2012) [-]
hell to the yes darren shan FTW
#68 - thefrekker (02/03/2012) [-]
am i the only one who's getting a little tired of these posts? everyone knows HP is far better than Twilight.
#30 - anon (02/03/2012) [-]
In one of the books it said they were shapeshifters who just took the permanent form of a wolf. A werewolf is a human who turns into a wolf-man hybrid on full moons. This girl is awesome though.
#58 - anon (02/03/2012) [-]
Although i do believe that the twilight books are worth nothing more than soiled jizz-rags, I completely disagree that Stephenie Meyer is a bad writer. If you read any of her other books, "The Host" in particular, you would discover that she is a very talented and captivating writer.
#60 to #58 - stanonymous (02/03/2012) [-]
Read Reasoning with Vampires. It outlines all the reasons why she sucks.
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#49 - thelastolympian (02/03/2012) [-]
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#71 - kristofe (02/03/2012) [-]
i don't understand these post i didn't even know twilight was in the same categorical area as harry potter i mean that's a book and twilight is a piece of **** why are you comparing **** to a book teenage girls why
#56 - sebbiechan (02/03/2012) [-]
I like this book slightly better then Harry Potter. Just slightly
User avatar #29 - dafiltafish (02/03/2012) [-]
dracula was best vampire, he had class.
#13 - anon (02/03/2012) [-]
^ The world needs more people like this woman, this Hero. I'm toenail clipping this up.
#1 - anon (02/02/2012) [-]
truer words have newer been spoken!
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