silly bible humpers. . IS A SIN IT SAYS 80 TAMEST WE MINT READ THE OLD TESTAMENT so SHUT LIP ABOUT STANING. THE NEW TESTAMENT SAYS WRONG FIRST DEEP VERSE HERPIT silly bible humpers IS A SIN IT SAYS 80 TAMEST WE MINT READ THE OLD TESTAMENT so SHUT LIP ABOUT STANING NEW WRONG FIRST DEEP VERSE HERPIT
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IS A SIN IT SAYS 80
TAMEST WE MINT READ
THE OLD TESTAMENT so SHUT LIP ABOUT
STANING. THE NEW TESTAMENT SAYS
WRONG FIRST DEEP
VERSE HERPITY
I do net permit a woman to teach
or to assume authority ever a man;
she must be quiet."
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#39 - sosyourmom
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#78 to #39 - Grimren
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#42 to #39 - sjhftw
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(02/03/2012) [-]
You are confusing my Christianity. I love god. I hate retoasters. I don't hate homosexuals.
You are confusing my Christianity. I love god. I hate retoasters. I don't hate homosexuals.
#55 to #42 - confetti
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(02/03/2012) [-]
Love the sinner, hate the sin.
#45 to #42 - anon
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You don't have to hate gays. Just... Ignore them. Like whores, they're committing sins, but you just walk away. It's not your business.
#153 to #45 - sjhftw
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They are not committing sins. They are exactly like straight men and women: they found love. If the bible says that being gay is a sin then **** the bible. The main thing about Christianity is that you believe in god and jesus his son.
#65 to #45 - nang
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(02/03/2012) [-]
But...they aren't committing sins?

I suppose it is opinion.

My opinion is that whatever you think, the right thing to do is to just try to get on with everybody.
#48 to #45 - lewdfinale
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I like your opinion on that.
#27 - OHSdude
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(02/02/2012) [-]
Only applies when in Church but whatever...
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#33 to #32 - Giachianeo
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Said free speech
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#35 to #27 - ApolloXYZ
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if christians have taught us anything, it is that you should only take passages from the bible that would benefit yourself.. true story..
if christians have taught us anything, it is that you should only take passages from the bible that would benefit yourself.. true story..
#61 to #35 - YoshiBond
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I agree with Joey Richter
#57 - mollzbollz
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(02/03/2012) [-]
The fact that a-lot of things in the bible about reproduction and homosexuality being a sin had to do with needing to raise the population. Now that we're getting rapidly populated a-lot of those things aren't necessary or relevant anymore....
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#154 to #115 - Alimony
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I agree with you completely :)
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#122 to #115 - bronymaster
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whatever you do don't divide by zero, just step back slowly.
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#135 to #130 - bronymaster
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just trying to be funny and you treat me like ****.

im out
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#218 - xxkillionarexx
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(02/03/2012) [-]
I lost it at "First derp verse herpity."
#206 - kindofcool
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Whats wrong with butt secks?
#179 - vunguard
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(02/03/2012) [-]
First off, retoast.

(Skip to bottom for tl;dr)

Second, Timothy technically has no right to be in the Bible. You see, amongst several other of the Apostle Paul's letters, some of them were forged letters in the name of Paul by people to either A) help their community, B) attempt to help Paul in his job, or C) serve their own purposes. 6 of the 13 letters of Paul are believed to be in this family of forgeries, or are at least plausibly such, the Timothy's being more or less proven beyond all reasonable doubt to be fakes. Therefore, his argument is invalid.

However, hers is also invalid, not by the statement that homosexuality is a sin, because TECHNICALLY it is, but she isn't much better. Jesus didn't condemn homosexuals any more severely than, say, liars, thieves, adulterers, etc. It was another sin, and therefore its hypocritical to go after that one while others are just as bad. What's more, with the exceptions of the "holy men" who were about as holy as Justin Bieber, Jesus never got truly angry, and therefore her anger counteracts her own beliefs.

TL;DR Timothy's a bad choice of arguments, but she shouldn't be complaining about it either, so they're both idiots, although I praise the man's brilliance.

And yes, I am Christian, but not one of those people who let the literal translation distract me from the spirit in which it was written.
#86 - diespitris
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#98 to #86 - anon
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i like youre style
#94 to #86 - captnpl ONLINE
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Go! Mr. Whiskers!
Go! Mr. Whiskers!
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