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Kids on Love

Kids on Love. I will personally thumb every single comment. Thumb orgy!. HOW’ DO YOU DECIDE. ‘WHO TO h' IAR. R. Y? written by kids} You got to find somebody who

I will personally thumb every single comment. Thumb orgy!

HOW’ DO YOU DECIDE. ‘WHO TO h' IAR. R. Y?
written by kids}
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like. if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.‘
Alan, age in
No person really decides before they grow up who they' re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you' re stuck with."
Kristen, age no
is the best age because you know the person .
by then."
Camille, age to
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."
Freddie, age 6
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
at the same kids."
Derrick, age It
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Dates are far having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.‘
Lynnette, age it
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.'
Martin, age to
t' d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns,‘
Craig, age 9
ptth'. IS IT 'N' Ti} KISS SOMEONE?
when they' re rich.“
Pam, age 7
The law says you have to he eighteen, so I wouldn' t want to mess
with that."
Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone. then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It' s the right thing to "
Howard, age g
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I don' t know which is better, but I' ll tell you one thing. I' m never
going to have set: with my wife. I don' t want to he all grossed out."
Theodore, age it
It' s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after theif
Anita, age 9
Thhere sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn' t there?"
Kelvin, age 8
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck."
Ricky, age IO
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#91 - betterguygreg (02/02/2012) [-]
Ricky's Future Wife
User avatar #95 to #91 - thepoopshivers (02/02/2012) [-]
this guys MS paint skills are off the charts
#49 - veryevilmen ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
Honey am I pretty?
User avatar #94 to #49 - APUPPY (02/02/2012) [-]
Of course honey,

You look very, A-TRUCK-tive :v
#50 to #49 - DingoJ (02/02/2012) [-]
honey, you are a truck
#52 to #50 - veryevilmen ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
YOU AREN'T SEEING THIS ANY TIME SOON!
#53 to #52 - DingoJ (02/02/2012) [-]
dont care, been seeing an animus on the side
dont care, been seeing an animus on the side
#55 to #53 - veryevilmen ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
You... have been cheating on me this whole time?
#56 to #55 - DingoJ (02/02/2012) [-]
twice
twice
#57 to #56 - veryevilmen ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
I FOUND A NEW MAN! HE GOES TWICE AS FAST AS YOU IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
#58 to #57 - DingoJ (02/02/2012) [-]
what a loser, so he only lasts twice as long, like i give a **** i got bitches from here to rome
User avatar #59 to #58 - DingoJ (02/02/2012) [-]
*half
#62 to #59 - veryevilmen ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
I can't take this anymore! I am going to have my friend drive me around until I don't feel like running you over!
#63 to #62 - DingoJ (02/02/2012) [-]
come at me bro
#64 to #62 - veryevilmen ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
OH GOD!
User avatar #68 to #65 - mazzyrazzy (02/02/2012) [-]
Still a better love story than Twilight.
#73 to #65 - touko (02/02/2012) [-]
oh god this whole thread
#113 - gemnesys (02/02/2012) [-]
Hi guys. I'd like you to meet my wife. Don't be harsh, please, she's a bit shy, you see..
#114 to #113 - stygian (02/02/2012) [-]
I came buckets.
I came buckets.
#131 to #113 - vorack **User deleted account** (02/02/2012) [-]
I wouldn't want to mess with her dad......

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#29 - matthewfjr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#100 to #29 - Thestyrofoampeanut (02/02/2012) [-]
I scrolled up after reading every one to re-read what the kids said.
#242 - roytmustang (02/02/2012) [-]
There is some wisdom here surprisingly... "Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck"... Nice save.
#90 - iclarinet (02/02/2012) [-]
"tell your wife she's pretty, even if she looks like a truck."   
   
>MFW
"tell your wife she's pretty, even if she looks like a truck."

>MFW
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User avatar #16 - lifeisnowcomplete (02/02/2012) [-]
If Kelvin is 8... Is Celcius -265.15?
User avatar #18 to #16 - swimmingprodigy (02/02/2012) [-]
it makes me sad that I actually understand the joke
User avatar #19 to #18 - lifeisnowcomplete (02/02/2012) [-]
It makes me sad that someone named their kid Kelvin.
User avatar #22 to #19 - badmonkey ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
Uh I thought someone has to have the name Kelvin to have a measuring unit named after them?
User avatar #37 to #22 - lifeisnowcomplete (02/02/2012) [-]
It's named after Lord Kelvin... wiki says his real name is William Thomson. Rankine is someone's last name though. :)
User avatar #24 to #16 - jacksipian (02/02/2012) [-]
**** i know the joke too
#28 to #16 - ahappymango (02/02/2012) [-]
Winning
Winning
#240 - luckycharmsboi (02/02/2012) [-]
"Id run home and play dead" fukken genius
#67 - keff (02/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #77 to #67 - selawela (02/02/2012) [-]
what movie is that from?
#78 to #77 - keff (02/02/2012) [-]
Most of us remember the movie, but it was a tv show at one point.
User avatar #84 to #78 - panicfan (02/02/2012) [-]
best movie ever!!
User avatar #87 to #67 - panicfan (02/02/2012) [-]
quick what's the number for 911?
#213 - iaccidentlied (02/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#226 to #213 - anon (02/02/2012) [-]
EPIC MEAL TIME FTW!!!!
User avatar #239 to #214 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
DAMMIT! i wanted to make that into a full .gif, it's practically guaranteed frontpage!
#167 - niggerlips (02/02/2012) [-]
** ********** rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at New shirt ** who i get married too?
User avatar #168 to #167 - niggerlips (02/02/2012) [-]
SSSCOOOOOORRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #169 to #167 - supergiggles (02/02/2012) [-]
you lucky twat.
User avatar #171 to #169 - niggerlips (02/02/2012) [-]
haha i usually only get ponies but im ok with this
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#255 - anon (02/02/2012) [-]
That Ricky has some swag moves, HE HAS SPOKEN!!!

User avatar #119 - AllyGall (02/02/2012) [-]
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids"

That one made me sad :(
#89 - herpederpa (02/02/2012) [-]
>Better keep the chips and dip comin'.
#76 - brainpollution (02/02/2012) [-]
Geniuses
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