The Dark Hater. I felt like deleting it and posting it on pony time, so here It is.. childish and gay! Brony? Youd ' T who fit's' to ponies. w. any t Hr I was b
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The Dark Hater

I felt like deleting it and posting it on pony time,

so here It is.

Tags: oh | God | why
childish and gay!
Brony?
Youd ' T
who fit's' to
ponies.
w. any
t Hr
I was bored.
If it is liked enough I' ll
make more if not I won' t.
...
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Submitted: 01/31/2012
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User avatar #1115 - tobistrigoivii (02/25/2013) [-]
I read this to my friend while doing the Batman and Joker voices.
User avatar #1101 - xrainbowdashx (02/12/2013) [-]
would you mind if i were to repost this? i would give deds and a link
#1102 to #1101 - dorkledumbs (02/18/2013) [-]
I don't mind, this post is old as balls anyways, just use them dedz
User avatar #1104 to #1102 - xrainbowdashx (02/19/2013) [-]
comment 1# had this to say:
I don't like mlp, but I thumbed because I appreciate the creativity and time you put into this :)
#1159 - mrarmageddon (03/12/2012) [-]
THIS...IS...MY...NEW... ****** !! damn this is funny. but its more true than it is funny, and based on the thumbs, this **** is pretty damn true

User avatar #1160 to #1159 - dorkledumbs (03/12/2012) [-]
I just love it when the random button gives me more comments
User avatar #1158 - greeneyedgamer (03/02/2012) [-]
If anyone of you neutrals tries out the show after this, watch past the 2-3 first episodes, they are very childish, the show gets better the more you watch it. That's probably why so many people are addicted to it.
#1148 - roflatopus (02/04/2012) [-]
Quit arguing over a ******* tv show, really who gives a **** either way?
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - dorkledumbs (02/04/2012) [-]
Coming from the guy who commented 4 days after it was posted
#1150 to #1149 - roflatopus (02/04/2012) [-]
Wait, so why the **** does that matter?

It's called the random button.
#1057 - thechosentroll (02/01/2012) [-]
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And so it ends, the great ********* of this day. Now that this isn't in the top section both haters and ponyfаgs will be cut off from their reinforcements, leaving only the real broniеs and the sencible haters who dislike the show for a reason. The argueing will continue, but without the retards it'll be more of a debate than a ********* . It has been a pleasure ******* you off and laughing at your stupidity, but the ********* is over. Go back to the frontpage.
#1059 to #1057 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
You know what this means?   
   
Time to go to work on PART 2!
You know what this means?

Time to go to work on PART 2!
User avatar #1083 to #1059 - silvershades (02/02/2012) [-]
what approach are you going to take with it?
here is something to consider...
fabulous fillies make up around 15-30 % of all the regular users on funnyjunk
how do i know this?
www.funnyjunk.com/stat/last...
i dont but thats what this page suggests.
if all fabulous fillies leave the site thats a huge drop in site traffic witch also means a huge drop in site funding through advertisements since the two directly correlate.
what happens to funnyjunk if its funding is cut by 25%?
haters, explain to me how you think thats a good thing?

User avatar #1065 to #1059 - wizardbaker (02/01/2012) [-]
PAPA! NO! NOT AGAIN! PLEASE PAPA, PEOPLE WILL SUFFER[big][big]
#1067 to #1065 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
I WANT THE PEOPLE TO SUFFER MY WRATH
User avatar #1069 to #1067 - wizardbaker (02/01/2012) [-]
NO PAPA, THINK OF THE BUTTHURT!
#1070 to #1069 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES   
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
#1072 to #1070 - wizardbaker (02/01/2012) [-]
Papa...I love you like a mother...but I can't let you do this...

I'm so sorry

#1073 to #1072 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
Hahaha, oh son, you think you're in control?
Well you're wrong, you will never be in control, not until I have finished my business on these threads
User avatar #1074 to #1073 - wizardbaker (02/01/2012) [-]
Curse you, papa! You are a cruel man, who can only seem to use two images!

You aren't even worthy of my greenish gray text
#1075 to #1074 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
SO YOU THINK!?
SO YOU THINK!?
User avatar #1076 to #1075 - wizardbaker (02/01/2012) [-]
My greenish grey, not your greenish grey
#1077 to #1076 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
YOUR GREENISH GRAY IS A DISGRACE
YOUR GREENISH GRAY IS A DISGRACE
User avatar #1078 to #1077 - wizardbaker (02/01/2012) [-]
Don't lie to me, Papa. I've seen you at night, longing to feel the touch of my greenish grey text in your sleep.
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
Damn..
You're right
User avatar #1080 to #1079 - wizardbaker (02/01/2012) [-]
Pathetic

now that that's out of the way, if I can not stop you, at least take my advice...

joker is troll
#1103 to #1080 - dorkledumbs (02/02/2012) [-]
Guess what I'm starting to make
User avatar #1106 to #1103 - wizardbaker (02/02/2012) [-]
So...it comes down to this...

You leave me no option

I'm going to write a MLP fan fic which somewhat features ponies, and instead focuses on a human astronaut from the future who just happens to crash on abandoned earth, which is now the home of evolved ponies, and never actually sees the world around him as he must not leave his pod, less he die from breathing in oxygen too pure for humans.

User avatar #1107 to #1106 - dorkledumbs (02/02/2012) [-]
Mother of god...

By the way, it's done!
THE FIRST ONE WAS BETTER!! :'D
funnyjunk.com/channel/ponyt...
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - wizardbaker (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw it...and I know you love my fanfiction...kawii desu
#1056 - demonicfeline (02/01/2012) [-]
I really don't understand haters what so ever.
I'm a brony. Does that make me any less of a person than you? Does that mean I can't use the internet freely? Does that mean I can't enjoy funny junk?
Apparently here, it does.
People need to learn and ACCEPT that other people like other things. Whether it be ponies, anime, ect. I don't know any of you, and none of you know me, so I don't think we are in any position to judge each other.
And yes, I know there are people out there how try to shove the show down your throat.
Before i watched the show, i hated people like that. I wanted them to go die in a hole, just as many of you do. But then I learned something new!
Not every brony is like that. in fact, only about 10% of br0nies are like that. the rest are normal funny junkers like you, except they watch the show.
Don't you think all this fighting over a whether or not someone should watch a show a bit over done? How long has this been going on? The show is already on the 2nd season, and people still act like its the end of the world. Why? I have no idea.
And I have a feeling neither do you.
People need to give up. There are going to be br0nies, and you can't stop that.
Same with the br0nies, there are going to be haters. leave them be, ignore them, dont even show them love and tolerance.
I think that's all for this rant.
#1105 to #1056 - tobistrigoivii (02/20/2013) [-]
Head on back to the barn, sugarcube. You're beatin' a dead pony.
#1151 to #1056 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
Its not the fact of you being lesser or not a person but the reason i dislike it is well my taste in TV wont allow it and people have tried to force me onto it. Most likely haters are usually people who were forced onto it but disliked it or people who are just intolerant. I respect your choice in shows but if you try to force me or even tell me to watch it again... i will hate on you :)

If you dont though then we can be friends :D
User avatar #1061 to #1055 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
I'll save That!
#1066 to #1061 - aurelianopeachdoor (02/01/2012) [-]
Template, in case you wanna put your own caption
#1044 - stamfordsgio (02/01/2012) [-]
Honestly funnyjunk? Are you ******* kidding me? i though this pony **** was a joke until i found out some of you Lamar Smiths actually watch it last week. Its probably also the same people who bitch about getting friendzoned too, like why the **** would you watch that **** its no wonder most of the people here on funnyjunk bitch about being friendzoned and think all girls are bitches and **** like that. I doubt any girl on the planet would go out with a guy if she finds out that he watched MLP before they get to know you. Honestly, i dont give a **** if you watch it, its your life live it however you want but if you guys honestly come to this site often and post **** about ponies you really have to man the **** up and do something else in your time. I know for a fact that most people that post are at least 13 because it is not too common that someone younger who is smart enough to know how to post OC actually does it. I still cant get over this WHY THE **** WOULD YOU WATCH IT???? the only reason i can think of is so you can get toenail clippings up ( **** pinkies) and make it seem like people like you because they pressed a button. But really, stop this **** its ******* annoying.
User avatar #1090 to #1044 - thefran (02/02/2012) [-]
> WHY THE **** WOULD YOU WATCH IT

Because it is an awesome show.
#1102 to #1090 - stamfordsgio (02/02/2012) [-]
thats just gay
User avatar #1112 to #1102 - thefran (02/03/2012) [-]
It doesn't contain homosexuality.
#1147 to #1112 - stamfordsgio (02/03/2012) [-]
I obviously meant the act of watching it retard. Its just sad really
User avatar #1155 to #1147 - thefran (02/08/2012) [-]
How is watching a cartoon homosexuality? I don't have sex with men whilst watching it.
#1085 to #1044 - fuckshitzombieshit (02/02/2012) [-]
*begins slow clap while crying* (i dont have the gif :( )
#1036 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
MAKE SOME PONY CONTENT THEY SAID






NO ONE WILL TAKE IT SERIOUSLY THEY SAID
#1030 - zembrache (02/01/2012) [-]
I gave the show a chance...   
   
It reminded me of watching Dora the Explorer at 8 all over again...   
   
So no...I have no 						*******					 clue how it's a favorite among young adult men
I gave the show a chance...

It reminded me of watching Dora the Explorer at 8 all over again...

So no...I have no ******* clue how it's a favorite among young adult men
User avatar #1120 to #1030 - thefran (02/03/2012) [-]
What episodes did you watch?
#1022 - Blackexcan (02/01/2012) [-]
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#1019 - thechosentroll (02/01/2012) [-]
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For some reason I wouldn't be surprised if the Joker were a brony.
User avatar #1015 - wizardbaker (02/01/2012) [-]
Funny comic


But personal opinion here (and I am not a brony, so don't think I'm picking sides)

I'm pretty sure the fabulous fillies don't like the haters. If anything, the haters like the fabulous fillies because they can easily get a reaction from them (and don't you use that love and tolerate **** on me, I've seen this stuff go down).

o_o

User avatar #1026 to #1015 - thechosentroll (02/01/2012) [-]
Jost for the record. Just like not all haters are mindless morons who yell "FАGGOT!", not all broniеs have their head up their ass. The "creatures" you see running around argueing with the haters are what we call "ponyfаgs" - they're basicly the fanboys who obsess over the show.
User avatar #1034 to #1026 - wizardbaker (02/01/2012) [-]
I'm not trying to put all the fabulous fillies in one group, it's just shown recently that many fans of MLP have been responding to the "haters" to justify why they watch it.

And really, I'm beginning to suspect that this is what they want...for the haters I talk about may not be true haters at all...

THEY COULD BE TROLLS!

*which is why the Joker should be the haters*

User avatar #1053 to #1034 - thechosentroll (02/01/2012) [-]
Ugh, sorry for my spelling, but I'm a little deprived of sleep and my brain isn't working so well.
#1048 to #1034 - thechosentroll (02/01/2012) [-]
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Do you have ANY idea how many broniеs are trolls? LOOK AT MY NAME! That thing's there for a reason. Believe it or not I liek exploiting peoples' blind hate. I used to (ad still ocasionaly) troll both broniеs, but ******* off the haters is so way more fun. The reaction pics are pretty awesome too. Besides, if you spend 20 seconds in teh FJ Pony Thread you'll understand why the psychotic villain suits us better.
User avatar #1060 to #1048 - wizardbaker (02/01/2012) [-]
Interesting.

This gives me a new perspective on things.

I...I think I need to take a walk...

*dust in the wind plays as I walk away*

#1021 to #1015 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
Meh, I just enjoy how much the little things can get to people.
Meh, I just enjoy how much the little things can get to people.
#1088 to #1008 - anonymous (02/02/2012) [-]
I would destroy everything if somebody did that to me
P.S. Best gum of all time
#1003 - dillboy (02/01/2012) [-]
Im not a broney but ill occasionally watch it cause of its art style and its writer.

God i love her
User avatar #999 - fukdurdog (02/01/2012) [-]
I wana give the show a chance after 2 months of hateing but idk were to watch it last time i tried i got a virus
User avatar #1002 to #999 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
A magical place called youtube
User avatar #1006 to #1002 - fukdurdog (02/01/2012) [-]
They have full episodes?

User avatar #1013 to #1006 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
Hang on I'll go get an episode I recommend.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gea...

Try to ignore the theme song, I know I do.
+1
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User avatar #1068 to #1012 - fukdurdog (02/01/2012) [-]
awesome thanks guys
#993 - winsa (02/01/2012) [-]
Brony's only reaction to bronyhaters is that 'you secretly like and you really want to watch it but just don't wanna come out for it'.
It's ******** and I hate what you have done to the internet.
Bronyhater #1 out.
#1010 to #993 - navystone (02/01/2012) [-]
Well, I hate the show, but i try not to hate the people, its like a zombie outbreak... we're the survivors ponies are infected. Neither side is flawless but one side is always growing.
Well, I hate the show, but i try not to hate the people, its like a zombie outbreak... we're the survivors ponies are infected. Neither side is flawless but one side is always growing.
#1009 to #993 - anonymous (02/01/2012) [-]
i dont hate most of them. only those that hate the haters like the hypocrites they are, and also those that have some sort of sick sense of ownership over the site. i cant count the amount of "if you dont like it, then leave" comments. what kind of "love and tolerance" is that?
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#986 - bandage (02/01/2012) [-]
**bandage rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Failed Rainbow Dash Photoshop Atempt ** why won't you fabulous fillies leave us alone?
**bandage rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Failed Rainbow Dash Photoshop Atempt ** why won't you fabulous fillies leave us alone?
#994 to #986 - bandage (02/01/2012) [-]
well 						****					..
well **** ..
User avatar #988 to #986 - dorkledumbs (02/01/2012) [-]
You rolled your answer.
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