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#54 - redwolfradolf (01/31/2012) [-]
I was walkin' down the street when out the corner of my eye, i saw pretty little thing approachin' me.........
User avatar #59 to #54 - Tvfreek (01/31/2012) [-]
She said i'd never seen a man, who looked so all alone. Oh could ya use a little company.
User avatar #63 to #59 - CaptainPedoBear (01/31/2012) [-]
If you pay the right price your evenin would be nice and you can go and send me on my way

#62 to #59 - chuckstein (01/31/2012) [-]
If you pay the right price, your evening could be nice and you could go and send me on my way.
User avatar #74 to #62 - camatom (01/31/2012) [-]
i said "You're such a sweet young thing
Why you do this to yourself?"
She looked at me and this is what she said:


User avatar #66 to #62 - Tvfreek (01/31/2012) [-]
I said you're such a sweet lil' thing, oh why'd you do this to yourself? She looked at me and this is what she said:
User avatar #72 to #66 - puffypuffcorn (01/31/2012) [-]
oh there ain't no rest for the wicked
User avatar #71 to #66 - shitshitshit (01/31/2012) [-]
YOU GOTTA WALK THIS WAY TALK THIS WAY
User avatar #69 to #66 - chuckstein (01/31/2012) [-]
Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked.
And money don't grow on trees.
User avatar #75 to #69 - Tvfreek (01/31/2012) [-]
We got bills to pay, yeah we got mouths to feed.
#81 to #75 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
C-C-C-C-C-COOOMBBBOOOBRREEAAKKKERRmelon muncherS ************************ melon muncherCHINKKIKEPOOPASSFARTTEETH
User avatar #76 to #75 - chuckstein (01/31/2012) [-]
Ain't nothing in this world for free.
And we can't slow down, we can't just stop even though, we wish, we could.
User avatar #78 to #76 - Tvfreek (01/31/2012) [-]
Yeah there aint no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good.
User avatar #80 to #78 - chuckstein (01/31/2012) [-]
*guitar lick*
And only 15 minutes later outta the corner of my eye I saw the shadow of a man, slip outta sight.
User avatar #82 to #80 - Tvfreek (01/31/2012) [-]
And then he swept up from behind, he put a gun up to his head he made it clear he wasn't lookin for a fight.
User avatar #84 to #82 - chuckstein (01/31/2012) [-]
He said, gimme all you got I wantcha money not ya life and if you try to make a move I won't think twice.
User avatar #86 to #84 - Tvfreek (01/31/2012) [-]
I said that you could have my cash but first you know i gotta ask, what made want to live this kinda life?
User avatar #87 to #86 - chuckstein (01/31/2012) [-]
He said there ain't no rest for the wicked.
And money don't grow on trees.
User avatar #89 to #87 - Tvfreek (01/31/2012) [-]
I got bills to pay and i got mouths to feed. You know there's nothin' in this world for free.
User avatar #90 to #89 - chuckstein (01/31/2012) [-]
And we can't slow down, we can't just stop even though, we wish, we could.
User avatar #93 to #90 - Tvfreek (01/31/2012) [-]
Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good.
User avatar #95 to #93 - chuckstein (01/31/2012) [-]
Now a couple hours past and I was sitting in my house, the day was winding down and coming to an end.
User avatar #97 to #95 - Tvfreek (01/31/2012) [-]
I flipped on the tv, turned it to the news and what saw i couldn't comprehend/.
User avatar #98 to #97 - chuckstein (01/31/2012) [-]
I saw a preacher man in cuffs,
taking money from the church
he stuffed his bank account with righteous dolla bills.
User avatar #101 to #98 - Tvfreek (01/31/2012) [-]
But even still i can't say much because i know we're all the same. oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills.
#173 to #101 - matheomaidana ONLINE (02/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #102 to #101 - chuckstein (01/31/2012) [-]
Because there ain't no rest for the wicked.
And money don't grow on trees.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Tvfreek (01/31/2012) [-]
****

*My
User avatar #73 to #69 - puffypuffcorn (01/31/2012) [-]
i got bills to pay
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