Why mother nature. . Gayes T have never been so horny in my life.. >Be 16 >Be dating some dude >Have your period > >Last couple of days on period >Hardly can stand it >Snap call him over >He comes over a
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#47 - gaius (01/31/2012) [-]
Eh, been there, done that. Ride the crimson tide mate. It's nowhere near as bad as people think, a lot more lubricated. My girlfriend and I actually both lost it while she was on hers, for one so the blood would be there anyway, and also since it would be easier (she's a small-bodied girl and we knew I was gonna hurt her) with the blood. Feel free to be disgusted, but it's the truth, just wash it off and deal with it.


User avatar #55 to #47 - lilmoka (01/31/2012) [-]
Your a perfect dude. My ex called me a disgusting cunt when i asked if we could on my period :'c
User avatar #57 to #55 - gaius (01/31/2012) [-]
I hate guys like that, a woman should never be spoken to that way. And it's weird, I'm one of a very slim number of guys I know who're okay with it. I don't see what the big problem is really, it washes off, just like anything else :P
User avatar #63 to #47 - frighteningtoaster (01/31/2012) [-]
I've had sex with my girlfriend on her period. The only problem I have with a girl on her period, is fingering and oral. I don't know why, but blood on my fingers disgusts me. And eating out with Niagra Falls died red rushing into my face? No thank you.
User avatar #317 to #63 - nogphille (02/01/2012) [-]
meh, i've heard a saying: brave men sail the red sea, but it takes a hero to drink from it..

if she washes up and you know what you're doing, it isn't thatmuch different..
User avatar #48 to #47 - ZenMacros (01/31/2012) [-]
Spoken like a true man.
#74 - blacksheepror (01/31/2012) [-]
Did it once.   
Looking down after was probably the 3rd most traumatic experience of my life.   
It looked like i murdered a small village with my dick.
Did it once.
Looking down after was probably the 3rd most traumatic experience of my life.
It looked like i murdered a small village with my dick.
User avatar #100 to #74 - endface (01/31/2012) [-]
It also smells terrible while it's happening.
User avatar #81 to #74 - pezmetal (01/31/2012) [-]
That's why you do it in the shower. Problem solved.
#82 to #81 - blacksheepror (01/31/2012) [-]
I would think it would look like that shower scene from psycho.
Pic semi-related
#123 to #82 - verther (01/31/2012) [-]
you're correct, it does resemble that
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#51 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#621 to #51 - anon (02/01/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 90** My exes pills made her vag always brown and chunky... eww
#58 to #51 - anon (01/31/2012) [-]
That was just gross. Who the **** goes anywhere near a vagina when a chick is on her period?
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User avatar #372 to #73 - accdodson (02/01/2012) [-]
No. Not always. There's limits. **** , people
User avatar #600 to #372 - tamojikato (02/01/2012) [-]
It's not disgusting. In fact, a woman's pains from her period can end quicker when she has sex during that time. Another fun fact: there's nothing clinically wrong with it, and it's actually the one time of the month where you definitely cannot get a woman pregnant because its the end of her cycle. 3rd little tidbit: Sex is already messy if you're doing it right, so what's wrong with messier sex?
#164 to #51 - ofwgktawolf (02/01/2012) [-]
I need something equally as nasty to negate what i just read   
This gif will do
I need something equally as nasty to negate what i just read
This gif will do
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#324 to #51 - wtkgirl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#377 to #51 - cjasper (02/01/2012) [-]
whyyyyyyy
whyyyyyyy
#59 to #51 - frighteningtoaster (01/31/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHY DID I READ THAT
#371 to #51 - awyeahmadiyeah (02/01/2012) [-]
my only response
#580 to #51 - goomdarr (02/01/2012) [-]
the 			****		 did I just read.
the **** did I just read.
#603 to #51 - fernand (02/01/2012) [-]
I'm not cool enough to have a girlfriend let alone know those terms...
User avatar #68 to #51 - Rhinocerilla (01/31/2012) [-]
Dude. You love that slit EVERY ******* day of the month. If the blood n **** bothers you, wrap your tool or something. **** it.
#370 to #68 - geraldbostock (02/01/2012) [-]
Literally?
User avatar #531 to #51 - maattb (02/01/2012) [-]
Nothingtodohere.jpg
User avatar #465 to #51 - calvinrypkema (02/01/2012) [-]
that awkward moment wen ur eating her out and period blood goes on ur face ...
true story sadly
#225 to #51 - hauntzor (02/01/2012) [-]
I was eating pasta with tomatos when I read that. **** you.
#50 - xzenoo (01/31/2012) [-]
>I suffer of hematophobia   
>Doing stuff in the dark with gf   
>Dive in to give oral like baus   
>Tastes weird, gonna turn on the lights   
>Go 			*******		 insane as i realize my face covered in blood   
>Run around like a bitch   
>Trip over, bang my head in the wall, pass out   
>Wake up, seeing mother stare into my eyes, next to my 			*******		 embarrassed gf   
>Realize face still covered in blood   
>			****		 my life
>I suffer of hematophobia
>Doing stuff in the dark with gf
>Dive in to give oral like baus
>Tastes weird, gonna turn on the lights
>Go ******* insane as i realize my face covered in blood
>Run around like a bitch
>Trip over, bang my head in the wall, pass out
>Wake up, seeing mother stare into my eyes, next to my ******* embarrassed gf
>Realize face still covered in blood
> **** my life

#437 to #50 - anon (02/01/2012) [-]
I would be proud of this.
#478 - thatcreepyguy (02/01/2012) [-]
the blood will be our lubricant
the blood will be our lubricant
#301 - bunnybitchtits (02/01/2012) [-]
What Mother Nature was thinking.
What Mother Nature was thinking.
User avatar #312 to #281 - PickleBall (02/01/2012) [-]
Damnit! You made me choke on my drink!!
User avatar #414 to #312 - izzalitious (02/01/2012) [-]
Me too lol *cough cough*
#71 - izzalitious (01/31/2012) [-]
>Be 16   
>Be dating some dude   
>Have your period   
>			**************		   
>Last couple of days on period   
>Hardly can stand it   
>Snap call him over   
>He comes over and we start making out   
>Feels good man   
>Gets undressed except his boxers sticks his cack in   
>FeelsSoGreat   
>We finish and start cleaning up   
>Blood god damn everywhere on his cack and boxers   
>Looks at me "What the 			****		 is this 			****		"   
>Lie my ass off   
>Convince him he has something   
>Confesses that he actually does   
>No condom   
>FeelsBadMan   
>Get checked   
>All clean   
>Tell him to get out   
>He says fine but hes gonna need about a tree fiddy   
>God damn Lochness monster had fooled me agian
>Be 16
>Be dating some dude
>Have your period
> **************
>Last couple of days on period
>Hardly can stand it
>Snap call him over
>He comes over and we start making out
>Feels good man
>Gets undressed except his boxers sticks his cack in
>FeelsSoGreat
>We finish and start cleaning up
>Blood god damn everywhere on his cack and boxers
>Looks at me "What the **** is this **** "
>Lie my ass off
>Convince him he has something
>Confesses that he actually does
>No condom
>FeelsBadMan
>Get checked
>All clean
>Tell him to get out
>He says fine but hes gonna need about a tree fiddy
>God damn Lochness monster had fooled me agian
#648 to #71 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh boo-hoo, you went without sex for a few weeks. Try 25 years.
User avatar #190 to #71 - shitshitshit (02/01/2012) [-]
we have a brilliant mother ****** here
User avatar #291 to #190 - izzalitious (02/01/2012) [-]
I'm glad you enjoyed it fine sir. Thank you for the compliment. :D
#383 to #291 - NubiusMaximus (02/01/2012) [-]
I Face palmed and laughed at the same time.

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT. Take my pinkie !
User avatar #393 to #383 - izzalitious (02/01/2012) [-]
Thank you! Top comment too. pinkiegasm. You are to kind sir :D
#97 to #71 - vivadelsol (01/31/2012) [-]
**vivadelsol rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at The Most Epic Shit You Will Ever See ** OH-HO-HO!
User avatar #504 - ipodnano (02/01/2012) [-]
Oh my God, how true is that? I feel as though the potential people I'd **** in my school (if I had to choose) triples when I'm on my period.
#287 - anon (02/01/2012) [-]
#175 - injerseyforever (02/01/2012) [-]
I was fingering and going down on this girl in her room without lights on.   
I finish and then right before she turns the lights on she says "Oh by the way I'm on my period"   
<MFW I look in the mirror and see that my mouth and fingers are covered in blood.   
   
Oh, college, you so crazy.
I was fingering and going down on this girl in her room without lights on.
I finish and then right before she turns the lights on she says "Oh by the way I'm on my period"
<MFW I look in the mirror and see that my mouth and fingers are covered in blood.

Oh, college, you so crazy.
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User avatar #197 to #175 - freakaleak (02/01/2012) [-]
You think you would be able to taste the blood, huh?
User avatar #203 to #197 - injerseyforever (02/01/2012) [-]
My brain shut down most of my sensory neurons to put the senses primarily in my cack.
User avatar #198 to #175 - excusemycharisma (02/01/2012) [-]
That almost happened to me but I smelled the blood (kinda an iron smell) and I just stopped.
#446 - datsass (02/01/2012) [-]
&lt;&lt; 5 seconds later to anyone who even looks in your general direction...
<< 5 seconds later to anyone who even looks in your general direction...
User avatar #538 to #446 - mcbee (02/01/2012) [-]
lol it looks like he's saying "who gives a **** "
#436 - anotherbassist (02/01/2012) [-]
**anotherbassist rolled a random image posted in comment #283 at Mother has sinned ** Mfw I'm on my period. Oh wait. I'm a guy.
User avatar #126 - roflstorm (01/31/2012) [-]
my sister is on day 2 of her first period.
she has been almost none stop screaming and destroying **** .
she even destroyed my guitar
i dubbed it "bloodmageddon"
User avatar #490 to #126 - critique (02/01/2012) [-]
Periods suck, but that's no excuse.
Defenestrate that bitch.
#217 to #126 - theafroman (02/01/2012) [-]
I read girlfriend for some reason and thought you were either a pedobear or really young
User avatar #172 to #126 - switchy (02/01/2012) [-]
no one recognizes this from front page lol?
User avatar #502 to #172 - roflstorm (02/01/2012) [-]
you are the only perso to get it
User avatar #130 to #126 - attackofthejello (01/31/2012) [-]
I'm literary rolling on the ground laughing at the moment..
User avatar #133 to #126 - jaggedpanther (01/31/2012) [-]
If my sister broke my guitar, I would literally throw her down the stairs or some **** . Bad moods are no excuse for being a cunt >:(
#83 - jumpyghost (01/31/2012) [-]
Imagine having a boner all day for a week
Imagine having a boner all day for a week
User avatar #194 to #83 - shitshitshit (02/01/2012) [-]
i would beat the **** out of it
#549 to #524 - anon (02/01/2012) [-]
pretty sure that's grill... though maybe it's girl? I dunno I guess grill's get horny too.
#471 - NigJames (02/01/2012) [-]
what i think when i hear about a girl on her period
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