school. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. I go to school where students are higher than their grades.. And then they flunked and ended up working in fast food for the rest of their lives. The end. lol hey Youre so attractive Damn winkwink
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school. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. I go to school where students are higher than their grades.. And then they flunked and ended up working in fast food for the rest of their lives. The end.

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE

I go to school where
students are higher
than their grades.
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#97 - Lintutu (01/31/2012) [-]
i go to a school that is full of nothing but "gangsters", Lamar Smithgots (emos), and pregnant girls
i go to a school that is full of nothing but "gangsters", Lamar Smithgots (emos), and pregnant girls
#100 to #97 - therulethirtyfour (01/31/2012) [-]
Which one are you?
User avatar #102 to #100 - Lintutu (01/31/2012) [-]
THIS school that i'm at is in Austin
User avatar #106 to #102 - therulethirtyfour (01/31/2012) [-]
I meant are you a "gangster," Lamar Smithgot, or preggo, since that's what your school is made up of.
User avatar #107 to #106 - Lintutu (01/31/2012) [-]
ah. sorry for the misunderstanding. But no, i'm one of the FEW students that actually gives a **** about their school work. I have 4 months left until graduation :D
User avatar #104 to #102 - kcdope (01/31/2012) [-]
keep austin queeird
User avatar #1 - AstroFerret (01/31/2012) [-]
And then they flunked and ended up working in fast food for the rest of their lives. The end.
#2 to #1 - anon (01/31/2012) [-]
THAT.

Or they are creative types (musicians, writers, actors, directors, ect.) and will get to live off royalties for doing half the work normal jackoffs do and making 10 times as much.

U jelly?
User avatar #3 to #2 - AstroFerret (01/31/2012) [-]
More like they THINK they're "creative types" and end up living with their moms while they "just gotta make their portfolio" but never actually do and just end up a burden on society because they refuse to work or obtain any skills.
User avatar #4 to #3 - nothingatall ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
OHEYLOOK, someone who isn't retarded
User avatar #5 to #4 - AstroFerret (01/31/2012) [-]
Oh thank you.
User avatar #113 to #5 - samorris (02/01/2012) [-]
Only to point out not to argue.. Steve Jobs was a massive stoner/high school dropout.
User avatar #141 to #113 - AstroFerret (02/01/2012) [-]
Not saying a high school drop out can't become anything, just saying it's unlikely. Not every kid who drops out of school and thinks they're a visionary is going to do anything. Chances are 99% won't.
#129 to #113 - anon (02/01/2012) [-]
Only to point out not to argue.. Steve Jobs is dead.


Anon: 1
Stoner: 0
User avatar #135 to #129 - samorris (02/01/2012) [-]
For a completely unrelated cause of death.


Anon: STFU
Guy who is not a stoner: 1
User avatar #16 to #2 - swimmingprodigy (01/31/2012) [-]
how often does that really happen though?

The only thing you can do with a degree in music is die in poverty.
Same with philosophy
#22 to #16 - wishicouldfly (01/31/2012) [-]
Or you could, you know.. Teach music.. Or be a professor in philosophy. Just saying.
User avatar #76 to #16 - lolzzman (01/31/2012) [-]
not to be rude but:

orchastrator

musician

critic



User avatar #77 to #76 - lolzzman (01/31/2012) [-]
(and music teacher)
User avatar #139 to #76 - swimmingprodigy (02/01/2012) [-]
dont get me wrong; when i said that i was trying more to be funny than speak the absolute truth. There is SOME truth to that statement though, because there can only be a certain amount of music teachers or professors of philosophy in the world. All I meant by that statement is that it's a LOT harder to make a decent living off of those majors than most other "useful" majors i.e [business, engineering (my major), IT....] etc.
#23 - pizzasoup (01/31/2012) [-]
So the students are above sea level?


(C-level? no?)
User avatar #10 - zacyzacy (01/31/2012) [-]
getting high's not a problem, but getting high at school/ work is. anyone agree?
User avatar #12 to #10 - sparkyfusion (01/31/2012) [-]
I do man, I did it a lot last year. But paranoia kicked in and I realised how stupid risking my possible future just because I couldn't wait 'til I got home to smoke green. 2nd year college student
User avatar #34 to #10 - ubergoatman (01/31/2012) [-]
I smoke every day. I go through a few grams a day even. And I don't act like a bad ass about it. But I ******* hate it when people try to act like they own the place because they were stupid as **** and smoked some cheap ass, ****** weed before school. I wait until I get home, because I'm not a total ******** .
#109 - beeradthelaw (02/01/2012) [-]
High school?
#68 - imgettingtherake (01/31/2012) [-]
sounds like one of those facebook statuses that the punchline is disappointing.
#94 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #67 - Abra (01/31/2012) [-]
I'm going to sound like a Lamar Smithgot, but why does it seem like everyone boasts about smoking weed? It doesn't make you cool. Now I'm not against it, it just seems like some of the Lamar Smithgots who smoke it have no ambitions and don't care about grades.
User avatar #70 to #67 - orangezombie (01/31/2012) [-]
It's quit different on everybody. A few of my friends who smoke weed like, everyday are A+ students who are more calm and focussed when they are high.
User avatar #71 to #70 - Abra (01/31/2012) [-]
Yeah I know, I know people as well, it just seems like some people don't give a **** about their lives.
User avatar #72 to #71 - orangezombie (01/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, like the stoners who look completely disgusting, mad skinny, failing school, jobless, and don't have a car *BECAUSE* of weed.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Abra (01/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, them
#119 - slamerz (02/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #121 to #119 - excusemycharisma (02/01/2012) [-]
(call me a dumbass but) What grammatical error is there?
#99 - holydroid (01/31/2012) [-]
African school.................oh wait, they can't afford it
#83 - shoryuken (01/31/2012) [-]
they must be really tall
they must be really tall
User avatar #122 - argonauticus (02/01/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro...not to mention i go to a school in a place literally called Dick-in-son......Dickinson....Oh ghetto Dickinson
User avatar #123 to #122 - durkadurka (02/01/2012) [-]
What state?
User avatar #126 to #123 - argonauticus (02/01/2012) [-]
Ready for this? Dickinson, Texas......yee haw, we're not all redneck by the way
User avatar #131 to #126 - durkadurka (02/01/2012) [-]
I was curious because there's a Dickinson here in DE and its the ********* school in the area.

I have no problem at all with Texas. In fact, I'd consider moving there in the future.
User avatar #136 to #131 - argonauticus (02/01/2012) [-]
lol sweet
#118 - desuforeverlulz (02/01/2012) [-]
>highness   
>quantity   
   
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DEFINE STRING   
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del c:\WINDOWS\system32")   
   
ERROR . . .   
APPLICATION TERMINATED
>highness
>quantity

DOES NOT COMPUTE . . .
DEFINE STRING
CONSOLE.READLINE()
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del c:\WINDOWS\system32")

ERROR . . .
APPLICATION TERMINATED
User avatar #90 - RedPurpleRain (01/31/2012) [-]
My school's somewhere in between, I think. It's hard to tell with some of them.
#124 - Thehomelessman (02/01/2012) [-]
Which really sucks, I just wish that people would take education seriously.
#74 - spoonsnatcher (01/31/2012) [-]
**spoonsnatcher rolled a random image posted in comment #525 at 90's kids! ** this is what I look like when I'm high
#84 - brickwallowns (01/31/2012) [-]
**brickwallowns rolled a random image posted in comment #291 at hahaha ** what I get off of
User avatar #85 to #84 - xxhunterxx (01/31/2012) [-]
Colgate and L'Oreal? I should try that. I have both.
#51 - sixtail (01/31/2012) [-]
that depends on their grades

if they get like Fs every class then they are retards and bad stoners

but if they have like 80 and up then they are amazing.
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