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NOPE comp 4. I put it all together from comments and content found on funnyjunk and NEW NOPE comp 5: /channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+5/TNsxDGA NOPE comp 3: /c

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#28 - buttlord
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(01/30/2012) [-]
>be 16
>move into new house which we got cheap cos some guy died in it
>hear creaking sounds from outside my room
>after 6 weeks finally build up courage to check it out
>look through door slightly and see a monster figure in doorway
>scared as **** grab phone, wallet and keys and jump out of window
>look behind me....its chasing me
>run into a corner and it gets close to me
>look it in the eye
>it say in a horrible voice
>i need about tree-fiddy
>god damn Loch Ness monster got me again
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#31 to #28 - Kalder
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#74 - mellowhypee
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(01/31/2012) [-]
>i was about 11   
>just chillin, playing gameboy   
>Hear front door slam shut   
>thought it was just my mom or grandparents   
>see a black outline of a man walking down the hallway   
>********.jpg   
>throw my gameboy at it   
>in a low whisper it says "what the **** was that forrrr...."   
>ghost comes closer, kickes the end table in the hallway says "ah, ******..."   
>MFW i threw my gameboy at my drunk dad stumbling into my house at 10pm.
>i was about 11
>just chillin, playing gameboy
>Hear front door slam shut
>thought it was just my mom or grandparents
>see a black outline of a man walking down the hallway
>********.jpg
>throw my gameboy at it
>in a low whisper it says "what the **** was that forrrr...."
>ghost comes closer, kickes the end table in the hallway says "ah, ******..."
>MFW i threw my gameboy at my drunk dad stumbling into my house at 10pm.
#81 to #74 - nightmaren
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(01/31/2012) [-]
I lulled because i just imagined a ghost stumbling around like ' ****, ****, ****, ****"
#676 - calsamurai
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(01/31/2012) [-]
> Be 15
> Randomly Wake up in the night
> Look out the window
> See a dark figure
> It has my bike
> Damn it tyrone
#691 to #676 - lickalotofpuss
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#238 to #224 - essaressa
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(01/31/2012) [-]
do continue
do continue
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#657 to #224 - anon
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(01/31/2012) [-]
is therapist ment as one word, or typo?
#248 to #224 - nightmaren
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(01/31/2012) [-]
> Lulled at 'scumbag james'

moar pl0x.
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#255 to #237 - nightmaren
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Francis is a ******* boss-pants.
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#262 to #257 - nightmaren
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(01/31/2012) [-]
The only experience I ever ha with a ghost was when I was like 5, at my grandma's house, in the basement, I saw this little blue kid who wanted to play with me, and I'm a pussy so I noped the **** out of there.
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#276 to #266 - nightmaren
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I want a ghostbro
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#263 to #262 - nightmaren
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had an experience with**
I don't know how I ****** that up lol.
#393 - profarnsworth
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> Be 16 year old   
> Move to new house in an old town   
> Very old house that has very creaky floors   
> Start seeing **** out of the corner of my eye   
> See things move for no reason   
> Start to feel like im being watched while i sleep   
> Tell parents that i'm scared that there is a ghost in the house   
> Parents tell me that im just imagining things   
> Wake up one night to see a shadowy figure open my door and walk towards me   
> Scream at the top of my lungs   
> Parents run in and tell me that i was just imagining things again   
> Decide i have to take matters into my own hands   
> Wake up once again to shadowy figure open my door and walk towards me   
> This time im prepared   
> Pull down my pants and start fapping hard and fast   
> Look directly at figure and smile while im doing it   
> Light turns on   
> Turns out it was my dad was making sure i was ok   
> MFW i went to town on my dick with a smile on my face while looking at my dad.....
> Be 16 year old
> Move to new house in an old town
> Very old house that has very creaky floors
> Start seeing **** out of the corner of my eye
> See things move for no reason
> Start to feel like im being watched while i sleep
> Tell parents that i'm scared that there is a ghost in the house
> Parents tell me that im just imagining things
> Wake up one night to see a shadowy figure open my door and walk towards me
> Scream at the top of my lungs
> Parents run in and tell me that i was just imagining things again
> Decide i have to take matters into my own hands
> Wake up once again to shadowy figure open my door and walk towards me
> This time im prepared
> Pull down my pants and start fapping hard and fast
> Look directly at figure and smile while im doing it
> Light turns on
> Turns out it was my dad was making sure i was ok
> MFW i went to town on my dick with a smile on my face while looking at my dad.....
#408 to #393 - anon
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#654 to #393 - permanentdork
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(01/31/2012) [-]
You're a god. pinkie for you.
#470 to #393 - jacobmurphy
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(01/31/2012) [-]
I can go to sleep now. :3
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#157 to #11 - Rikari
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(01/31/2012) [-]
I wan't to hunt that thing, seriously....I'll bet it tastes yummy.
#406 to #157 - carlosthehobo
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(01/31/2012) [-]
I seriously though I was the only one who wanted to do that (except the eating part)! I would always wonder what kind of creature it was and what tools I needed to kill it.
#742 to #406 - Rikari
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(02/02/2012) [-]
All one needs is the power to tap into their mazreas, the it is possible. The question for me, is not...can I do it..but rather where can I find the thing?
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#706 to #516 - carlosthehobo
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Fighting him in a dream isn't reality. I'm talking about training your mind and body and if he's a spirit or farie or whatever most of them have a weakness to silver so I figured get a silver blade (throw some runes on their for added measure) and drive it through his heart.
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#745 to #737 - carlosthehobo
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See that's why you get killed. You fall for his trap and let him control you, I fight it and know that their is a way to destroy him. But maybe I'm wrong and I'll die but at least I died fighting and not scared and trying to hide from the inevitable.
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#206 - tacobadger
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(01/31/2012) [-]
>An hour ago
>reading the stories on this page
>Intrest in slenderman again
>Decide to research into him more
>Reading an article on him
>Check time, wondering if I should take a shower
>Its 7:32 PM
>Sudden feeling of dread
>Trouble recalling this part
>Remember turning around and experiencing extreme fear
>Fight mode
>Charge at and attempt to attack unknown source of fear
>Nothing
>Suddenly back in my computer chair
>I cannot recall whats happening
>Check time
>It is now 9:05 PM
>Realize the last hour and a half of my life are missing
>Look at computer, see I have a single document open
>It is an image of my bedroom, the door behind my computer
>Picture attatched related, its the picture.
>Help
#271 to #206 - kargale
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#474 to #206 - MaliciousMike
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Fullbody suit, white of course, with a suit and tie, not scary, if he was partially transparent, then i would freak the **** out
#725 to #474 - MaliciousMike
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(02/01/2012) [-]
note, not showing bottom of door, therefore on a stool or stand of some sort.

Plus the fact i can see a outline of a nose on the figure
#722 to #474 - uberderpyhooves
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(02/01/2012) [-]
But that's a little odd for someone to be as tall as the door?
#751 to #206 - Lambda
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(02/03/2012) [-]
Hmmm, you've got memory loss, lost time, and a picture which proves that you kept your conscious mind while that was happening. Not typical of Slendy.
Looks like you have a serious case of the Silence. When you look at them, after looking away you forget them at once. They also have the ability to plant suggestions in your head. Even looking at a picture will cause you to forget. You're lucky this picture is so grainy and dark that the effect is lost.
You should call the Doctor.
#752 to #751 - tacobadger
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#230 to #206 - yourdadsdad
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(01/31/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but I think you're ******.
#207 to #206 - tacobadger
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#221 to #207 - theminiturk
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#214 to #207 - jajathezombie
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(01/31/2012) [-]
That's okay, I didn't need to sleep ever again anyway.
#768 to #207 - theCelebratedMrK
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(02/08/2012) [-]
sir, i know this might seem like a stupid question, but i need a serious answer:
is that legit? did this really happen how you said, or is it made up? i need to know...
#713 to #207 - jesusfrankenstein
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(01/31/2012) [-]
******* NOPE.
#232 to #207 - mjdjoy
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Oh God...No
Oh God...No
#1 - fancys
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Age 10-    
Go to sleep like usual.   
Have a dream about a white faced figure with no features chasing me from my school back to my house   
 It ran on all fours and was covered in black.   
I have a 103.7 degree fever when I wake up.   
Mom rushes me to the hospital.   
See on the news that my school burned down.   
Friendly neighborhood slendy-man tried to kill me.     
***********************.jpg   
MFW
Age 10-
Go to sleep like usual.
Have a dream about a white faced figure with no features chasing me from my school back to my house
It ran on all fours and was covered in black.
I have a 103.7 degree fever when I wake up.
Mom rushes me to the hospital.
See on the news that my school burned down.
Friendly neighborhood slendy-man tried to kill me.
***********************.jpg
MFW
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#26 - vindicatorz
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No joke guys, this probably isn't as NOPE-ish as some of them, but it happened.
> Me and my older brother used to share a room when i was like.... 8....
> every night at 9 pm (exactly) when i was in bed i heard a click, it wasn't the clock, it was a completely different and heavier click, like the one from our light switch.
> My brother goes away on a skiing trip that I'm 'too young to be going on'
> sleep on top bunk for first time
> better view of bedroom
>8:59pm
> watching light switch (no reason, just staring at the wall in a sort of half asleep state)
> It's a big switch, its a sliding one, its about 4 inches from top to bottom and goes from dim to bright when you slide it.
> 8:59:46
>the switch is off so when you slide it, it doesn't affect the bulb
>8:59:54
> hand slides through space between door and frame (had door open a crack due to night scares)
>*****************.png
> hand stops just before touching switch.
>i gasp.
>hand reacts by pulling back slightly.
>IT ******* KNOWS
>suddenly monster opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur.



#34 to #26 - thespianation
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Goddammit... Fell for it.
#47 to #26 - manofbeardliness
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(01/30/2012) [-]
I fall for this **** to much.