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User avatar #763 - loveyameanish (07/29/2012) [-]
How am I only seeing this now? I feel famous..
User avatar #764 to #763 - enderslayer (12/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #765 to #764 - loveyameanish (12/15/2012) [-]
The last story is mine.
User avatar #766 to #765 - enderslayer (12/15/2012) [-]
OHHHHHH. that makes sense. anyway, how are you?
User avatar #768 to #766 - loveyameanish (12/15/2012) [-]
Pretty good, albeit a little bored. You? :)
User avatar #769 to #768 - enderslayer (12/15/2012) [-]
I'm fantastic! thanks for asking.
User avatar #770 to #769 - loveyameanish (12/15/2012) [-]
Well that's great, why so good? :)
User avatar #771 to #770 - enderslayer (12/15/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #772 to #771 - loveyameanish (12/15/2012) [-]
No reason :) Just thought there way be a particular purpose for your happiness.
User avatar #773 to #772 - enderslayer (12/15/2012) [-]
Nope. not one.
User avatar #774 to #773 - asasasasasasas (09/22/2013) [-]
Creepy story!
User avatar #775 to #774 - enderslayer (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #776 to #775 - asasasasasasas (09/22/2013) [-]
Meant for loveyameanish. Just realized how old this content is.
User avatar #777 to #776 - enderslayer (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #778 to #777 - asasasasasasas (09/22/2013) [-]
yeah nvm me.
User avatar #779 - creamymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
this happened not to long ago ( yes I was a boy scout, **** you)
> boy scout camp out
>me and friend set up tent away from all the spazzy little kids
> they like to smack our tent while were inside during the day
> night time
>Wake up to someone asking lets play a game
> **** off and go to bed you little ****
> tent gets hit
> I jump out of the tent ready to beat up some children
> no one there
> my cellphone rings ( i bring it on camp outs, never know if you need to call 911)
> "what are you doing out of your tent???"
> hang up and go back in tent
> tent partner is dead
#776 - youcame (02/22/2012) [-]
>15 years old
>live in 3 story house
>built in 1915
>live in basement
>parents on top floor
>even if screaming at top of lungs, they wouldn't be able to hear me
>wake up in panic one night
>hear banging on door
>... "what?"
>old man; "COME HERE"
>Try to ignore, and go back to sleep
>"COME HERE" every about 10 minutes
>that day forward never heard **** . seen tons though.
User avatar #774 - ElBandito (02/15/2012) [-]
>be about 12/13
>sleeping in my room, its about midnight
>having weird dream about my insane aunt being in my room, tearing at my sheets
>realize im actually feeling my sheets move
>jump straight the **** outta bed and flick on my lights
>see indentions in my sheets where someone grabbed and pulled down
>door was locked, parents on the other side of the house, brother out cold
>i run to get parents, show them, they're speechless
>still freak out thinking about it..

then there's the time i got a message from the tooth joke..
#772 - hetfield (02/10/2012) [-]
>Be 12 years old with a 16 year old brother
>Mom and Dad are in another city
>Fall asleep at 10 in my basement located bedroom
>Brother wakes me up at 11:30, going to sleep at friend's, little brother fast asleep
>Wake up again at 2, go upstairs for drink of water
>Look in corner of my eye, see black figure in pitch black darkness
>Might be dad... think for one second
>Run like **** upstairs
>Call brother
>I'm sitting on the sidewalk with my little brother when big brother comes back at 3:30
#778 to #772 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [-]
"going to sleep at friend's" my ass, he was getting laid.
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User avatar #759 - thejerseyjenn (02/06/2012) [-]
>about 2 minutes ago
>looking at pictures
>hear stomach grumbling
>not mine
>find this comp
>hear walking around at the foot of my bed
>cry a little
>start posting
>hear scratching
>its not stopping
> *******************************************
>frozen in fear
>please god help me
#780 to #759 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
It will all be ok. You are still online XD
User avatar #781 to #780 - thejerseyjenn (05/03/2012) [-]
hahha yeah i guess so xD i think i just had mice in my ceiling xD
#756 - girlovertothemax (02/04/2012) [-]
>be 10 walk home from school with sis and cousin
>no body"s home doors locked when turn around door opens
>walk inside to see what looks like a little girl same age as me wearing white nightgown with black long hair almost covering face
>scream like hell
>run upstairs, sis runs into kitchen, cousin runs into guest room
>girl stays by door when running upstairs hears front door slam
>runs to balcony (stupid move i know)
>sees cousin she smiles at me
>walk slowly towards her oh crap not her aboard! aboard!
>no place to run but on roof
>get on roof
>what looks like cousin follows in what seems like a second shes right in front of me
>*gasp* she smiles again she starts pushing me towards edge of roof, still smiling
>when reaches edge of roof she pushes me so i can see the ground
>hear her whisper what sounds like "what's wrong?"
>scream like hell (again) shes gone
>NOPE downstairs and outside
>be scared of heights 4 rest of life
#758 to #756 - GrammarNaziTwo (02/06/2012) [-]
You post this on *every* NOPE comp. Stfu.
User avatar #763 to #758 - girlovertothemax (02/06/2012) [-]
im not bothering you am i?
User avatar #749 - godzillakills (02/03/2012) [-]
>be 16
> using computer
>all alone in the house
>living room door is open
>notice someone peaking at me
>turn to see
>person moves back int room and door closes
>runs outside and waits for mom to come home

and this has happened 6 times
#753 to #749 - kreekydoorS ONLINE (02/03/2012) [-]
**kreekydoorS rolled a random image posted in comment #201 at MulanChildhood ** don't worry this is what was peeking at you
User avatar #744 - westonbeast (02/02/2012) [-]
>Be 13 years old
>Be napping on the ground for some god damned reason
> ******* ghost KICKS me right in the face
>Wake up with a bloody nose and mouth
>NOPE myself to the bathroom
User avatar #740 - glasswall (02/02/2012) [-]
This story happened to me yesterday, since Im not bilingual yet, I`ll try to explain myself the better I possibly can:
> I woke up at 6 am, but I cant move my body at all.
> Feelsbadman.jpg
> Ten minutes later or so I still cannot move, but I feel something grabing me from my shoulders and trying to lift the upper part of my body .
> Keep thinking "Nope nope nope nope nope" as I try to get my articulation to work again.
> The "invisble thing" that grabs me lets me fall in my pillow, and then grabs me again, to again, let me fall in my pillow.
> About to start crying, when I feel like I can move my left arm.
> With the little strenght I had in that moment I grab firmly the edge of my computer desk.
> Finally I can move, turns de lights on, start drinking water like crazy.
> Im still afraid of sleeping again.

User avatar #748 to #740 - godzillakills (02/03/2012) [-]
samething happened to my sister only someone was holding her down for like 30 minutes she was able to move when my mom walked in cause she felt that something was wrong
User avatar #754 to #748 - kreekydoorS ONLINE (02/03/2012) [-]
i think it's called a sleeping Hag. apparently it's an old lady that climbs on top of you when you're sleeping and drains your energy.
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#733 - tinpile (02/01/2012) [-]
>Be 9 years old
>Going on camp for the first time
>Someone says its haunted
>Sleep mode
>Getting kicked by friends on tent
>Stay up for a while
>Hear scratching noises out of my tent
>NOPE myself back to sleep
>Wake up next morning
>See wired bird-lion footprints things.
>Only one who sees them
> ************************ ?
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User avatar #735 to #731 - thehunt (02/01/2012) [-]
try 2:40 on a school night in complete blackness while my house, an old one, creaks every few seconds. god i feel like spongebob after watching that robot movie... tomorrows gonna suck.
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#726 - anonymous (02/01/2012) [-]
Okay I have a couple
>Be 16
>Sitting in living room surfing the internet
>start hearing scratching on walls
>just assumed it was a tree branch (I live in a trailer and the walls are thin and weak)
>scratching goes away
>scratching and tapping begin on the wall and window
>still think it's a tree branch
>remember that there isn't a tree anywhere near my house.
>freak the **** out and stay where I am because the rest of the mobile home is scary too.
>NOPE myself until my mom gets home

Secondly (this one is nice)
>Be 14
>believe that I have something following me (not hostile)
>things get moved around all the time, noises all the time and weird feelings
>friend always have dreams of me and a small boy who I call "Bug-a-boo"
>my brother was thought to originally be a twin, still unknown
>I believe that my brother was supposed to be a twin and that the other one that died follows me around and protects me.
>I want to find out if it's my brother..

User avatar #724 - FJerJB (02/01/2012) [-]
#723 - anonymous (02/01/2012) [-]
nearly forgot about this one.
be in like 3rd grade or something.
my mom worked at my elementary school.
one day, she has to stay after school to finish some of her work - about two hours after it ends.
i was bored waiting for her, so i started walking purposelessly through the halls. no one was there.
i walked around for a while, and then from a hallway or so down, i heard other kids my age laughing. they sounded like they were having fun.
i went to find them...but every time i rounded the corner it sounded like they were behind, their laughter moved to the next hallway. they always seemed to outrun me. i called after them multiple times, and each time, they giggled. but they wouldn't let me find them.
thinking nothing of it, i wrote them off as mean and went back to my mom.
i told her there were some kids still there, that it was weird that i hadn't been able to find them, and suggested that mayb they need a ride home.
okay, my mom's a hardened bitch, and i've never seen her afraid of anything to this day. also, she would never just leave kids if she thought they needed a ride home. also, there's nothing in the world that can make my mother stop working.
as soon as i told her this, though, she literally dropped what she was holding, she told me to pack up my stuff immediately. she stopped working, grabbed her purse, and she ran with my the **** out of that school.
she wouldn't say anything the whole ride home.
years later, i found out that the school is haunted by 7 or so children, all of whom died while attending the school. they are heard sometimes in the halls by the cleaning staff and teachers who stay late. the school was a happy place, and the children are always heard laughing together.
what's strange is that i've experienced other things like this before. the difference is, this time, i had no feelings of uneasiness or fear.
#720 - usefulzebra (02/01/2012) [-]
> be 12 years old
> Have terrifying dream about sister getting possesed
> wake up, NOPING like a boss
> 4 years later, See Paranormal Activity Two, realize its the exact same dream I had.
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