Fuck you derpina. Just a story of my most recent life events that I figured I'd put into a comic and share Rate however you want, it doesn't matter to me. we pr Fuck you derpina Just a story of my most recent life events that I figured I'd put into comic and share Rate however want it doesn't matter to me we pr
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Fuck you derpina

 
Fuck you derpina. Just a story of my most recent life events that I figured I'd put into a comic and share Rate however you want, it doesn't matter to me. we pr

Just a story of my most recent life events that I figured I'd put into a comic and share
Rate however you want, it doesn't matter to me

we president es my scheels robotics teen
c: derping freund en sane software ser the
rebut
derpina, ex president
o) ‘Imature, whatever.
shouldn't yen he watching ever
the ether groups? ,
Mr. derpinson,
new isn' t rising his jebe
we derpinson
new, I need he see yen in my easier
new, I want yen he consider
stepping dawn es president.
I cant believe they would even ask me that
ester all I' dene ser then.
They wouldn' t he here without me.
2 weeks later new, Ian geing he have he
as): yen he step dawn es the
I teens president.
Iuu' get he he ******* kidding me,
ester all I' dene ser then this is haw
they treat me.
I denkt even have e chaise in the matter
Derpina became president
agein nu less then 30
minutes ester I stepped
dawn.“
apres'
I' m geing he step
dawn es president
teem
Here’: my letter es resignation.
I' m completely quitting the teen.
OUR ROBOT DOESN' T
DERP, HELP US, PLEASE
LOL, net my problem).
on TEAM IS FALLING APART
WHAT HAVE You DONE
Ian can' t he president is yen dent
have e teen
If you made it this far,
thank you for reading. I
just wanted to share my story
with the community
Hatemachine
...
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#11 - starchild
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(01/30/2012) [-]
#58 to #11 - HateMachine [OP]
Reply -18
(01/30/2012) [-]
I could not agree more, hah
#684 to #58 - anon
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(01/31/2012) [-]
What the unnecessary red pinkies is going on here?
What the unnecessary red pinkies is going on here?
#19 to #11 - anon
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(01/30/2012) [-]
As a matter of fact forget the robots and blackjack, let's just get hookers!
#426 to #11 - anon
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(01/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2,447**
#431 to #426 - anon
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(01/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7,200**
#437 to #431 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 4,564**
#441 to #437 - anon
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(01/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0,812**
#599 to #441 - theeballsack
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#450 to #441 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 5,521**
#454 to #450 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 1,722**
#495 to #454 - anon
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(01/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6,697** death by acid
#516 to #495 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 1,299**
#519 to #516 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 4,257**
#524 to #519 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 8,292**
#24 - aBlindMoron
Reply +301
(01/30/2012) [-]
>be on school robotics team
>have to build robot out of specific materials
>end up building a robot made entirely of popsicle sticks
>have to enter it in a competition at the end of the month
>28th- robot doesn't work properly
>can't get it to drive 100% of the time
>end up entering busted-ass robot anyway
>day of competition
>have to drive robot around a track
>robot refuses to move
>in anger I throw a quarter at it
>suddenly popsicle-bot rearranges into Optimus Prime
>the quarter was a fragment of the Allspark
>the arena explodes because Michael Bay is directing it
>everyone dies
>it was the best day ever

TL;DR- that's how I got cancer
#189 to #24 - anon
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(01/30/2012) [-]
What if that happened on february?



I'm too lazy to log in so gimmebackmygoose was here
#558 to #24 - mrpajamapants
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(01/31/2012) [-]
#56 to #24 - HateMachine [OP]
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Wut
#44 to #24 - theguyishere
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#660 to #24 - krunoking
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#28 to #24 - laylow **User deleted account**
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#29 to #24 - laylow **User deleted account**
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#52 to #24 - ibanyourana
Reply +9
(01/30/2012) [-]
Wutt
#45 to #24 - fierydarkstorm
Reply +18
(01/30/2012) [-]
Cool story, Leonarbro
#25 to #24 - bzundell **User deleted account**
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(01/30/2012) [-]
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#694 to #25 - mahjongdude
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#32 to #24 - dexterwho
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#46 - TheOriginalLoser
Reply +196
(01/30/2012) [-]
>Best friend quits robotics
>Quits with him, sticks by him the entire time
>Not mentioned in his comic
>Feels bad man
#136 to #46 - ViXi
Reply +5
(01/30/2012) [-]
TheOriginalLoser and HateMachine, what a pair!
#55 to #46 - HateMachine [OP]
Reply +107
(01/30/2012) [-]
I actually thought about incorporating you into it, but couldn't think of a way
#59 to #55 - TheOriginalLoser
Reply +120
(01/30/2012) [-]
</3
#61 to #59 - HateMachine [OP]
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#103 to #61 - whynospacesallowed
Reply +36
(01/30/2012) [-]
If you made a new one with him in it i'd pinkie it up.
#194 to #59 - superninjamonkeyme
Reply +5
(01/30/2012) [-]
How about instead of a place in the comic you take this somewhat related .gif
How about instead of a place in the comic you take this somewhat related .gif
#77 to #55 - Wikus
Reply +19
(01/30/2012) [-]
What the **** were you guys doing building robots anyway?
What the **** were you guys doing building robots anyway?
#84 to #77 - twitchalicious **User deleted account**
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#104 to #84 - chainsawmonkey
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Why don't i get a cool ass school with cool **** to do!?
#174 to #104 - xXthabeastXx
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Like shooting the other students!
Like shooting the other students!
#178 to #174 - chainsawmonkey
Reply +3
(01/30/2012) [-]
YES, EXACTLY what i meant
#183 to #178 - xXthabeastXx
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Virginia Tech FTW... Just saiyan...
#76 - dreamthrow
Reply +109
(01/30/2012) [-]
&gt;leave robotics team   
&gt;start your own private team   
&gt;build a sweet-ass robot   
&gt;enter the competition   
&gt;rape your former team's bot   
YFW
>leave robotics team
>start your own private team
>build a sweet-ass robot
>enter the competition
>rape your former team's bot
YFW
#98 - boultonn
Reply +58
(01/30/2012) [-]
**boultonn rolls 00**
#125 to #98 - colonelhyde
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(01/30/2012) [-]
eeeyup, dubs confirmed
eeeyup, dubs confirmed
#236 to #125 - ispitinursoup
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#274 - thewickedgoose
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(01/31/2012) [-]
how i use my robot
how i use my robot
#281 to #274 - doobgie
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#75 - alcatrazeightyfive
Reply +42
(01/30/2012) [-]
Fine I'll start my own robotics team. With Black Jack and Hookers. In fact forget the robotics team.
#115 - littlenish
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(01/30/2012) [-]
&gt;Only guy in Computer class who knows how to fix Java and various programs   
&gt;Becomes president 3 months later   
&gt;Playing MineCraft while everyone is not having any problems   
&gt;Girl sees me saying im playing violent, virus full game on best computer in the ******* school   
&gt;Gets in trouble with teacher   
&gt;MineCraft has no virus since its Java based   
&gt;teacher says im lying   
&gt;gets empeached   
&gt;Know what? Im leaving.   
&gt;teacher says I need to come back and help cause the girl infected the computer with adware and spyware trying to find justin beibers phone number   
&gt;and she made it worse by trying to fix it, deleting System32   
&gt;Fixed it, gets spot back as president   
&gt;mfw
>Only guy in Computer class who knows how to fix Java and various programs
>Becomes president 3 months later
>Playing MineCraft while everyone is not having any problems
>Girl sees me saying im playing violent, virus full game on best computer in the ******* school
>Gets in trouble with teacher
>MineCraft has no virus since its Java based
>teacher says im lying
>gets empeached
>Know what? Im leaving.
>teacher says I need to come back and help cause the girl infected the computer with adware and spyware trying to find justin beibers phone number
>and she made it worse by trying to fix it, deleting System32
>Fixed it, gets spot back as president
>mfw
#141 to #115 - plazmaflare ONLINE
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(01/30/2012) [-]
I cannot stop staring at oyur gif, and it impacts your story so heavily, too bad i can only bestow upon you a pinkie. infact i feel like making a comic about it, and giving it to you so you may post it, because im feeling generous and bored.
#142 to #141 - littlenish
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(01/30/2012) [-]
KingNish@ live.com
#143 to #142 - plazmaflare ONLINE
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Im suddenly feeling lazy, and after i make the comp i'll just post it in your profile comics for you to save.
#144 to #143 - littlenish
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(01/30/2012) [-]
ok

#121 to #115 - terrorbld
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#117 to #115 - onceman
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Why are girls even computing classes?
#147 to #117 - kanaka
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(01/30/2012) [-]
They should be in Cooking Class.
#263 - thepoopshivers
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(01/31/2012) [-]
It's the most rewarding thing to be backstabbed then later needed by the same people, but give them the big middle finger
It's the most rewarding thing to be backstabbed then later needed by the same people, but give them the big middle finger
#277 to #263 - oniguru
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(01/31/2012) [-]
**oniguru rolls 78** I have a song that goes with this gif O_O www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXR...
#285 to #277 - thepoopshivers
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(01/31/2012) [-]
song is slightly too fast, or the gif is too slow. How ever you want to look at it, but it isn't in perfect synchronization. The song is awesome tho
#288 to #285 - oniguru
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Sorry to have applied myself to short commings :(
#173 - Kekuchi
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