Fuck you derpina. Just a story of my most recent life events that I figured I'd put into a comic and share Rate however you want, it doesn't matter to me. we pr
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Fuck you derpina

Fuck you derpina. Just a story of my most recent life events that I figured I'd put into a comic and share Rate however you want, it doesn't matter to me. we pr

Just a story of my most recent life events that I figured I'd put into a comic and share
Rate however you want, it doesn't matter to me

we president es my scheels robotics teen
c: derping freund en sane software ser the
rebut
derpina, ex president
o) ‘Imature, whatever.
shouldn't yen he watching ever
the ether groups? ,
Mr. derpinson,
new isn' t rising his jebe
we derpinson
new, I need he see yen in my easier
new, I want yen he consider
stepping dawn es president.
I cant believe they would even ask me that
ester all I' dene ser then.
They wouldn' t he here without me.
2 weeks later new, Ian geing he have he
as): yen he step dawn es the
I teens president.
Iuu' get he he ******* kidding me,
ester all I' dene ser then this is haw
they treat me.
I denkt even have e chaise in the matter
Derpina became president
agein nu less then 30
minutes ester I stepped
dawn.“
apres'
I' m geing he step
dawn es president
teem
Here’: my letter es resignation.
I' m completely quitting the teen.
OUR ROBOT DOESN' T
DERP, HELP US, PLEASE
LOL, net my problem).
on TEAM IS FALLING APART
WHAT HAVE You DONE
Ian can' t he president is yen dent
have e teen
If you made it this far,
thank you for reading. I
just wanted to share my story
with the community
Hatemachine
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User avatar #46 - TheOriginalLoser (01/30/2012) [-]
>Best friend quits robotics
>Quits with him, sticks by him the entire time
>Not mentioned in his comic
>Feels bad man
User avatar #136 to #46 - ViXi (01/30/2012) [-]
TheOriginalLoser and HateMachine, what a pair!
User avatar #55 to #46 - HateMachine (01/30/2012) [-]
I actually thought about incorporating you into it, but couldn't think of a way
User avatar #59 to #55 - TheOriginalLoser (01/30/2012) [-]
</3
User avatar #103 to #61 - whynospacesallowed (01/30/2012) [-]
If you made a new one with him in it i'd pinkie it up.
#194 to #59 - superninjamonkeyme (01/30/2012) [-]
How about instead of a place in the comic you take this somewhat related .gif
How about instead of a place in the comic you take this somewhat related .gif
#77 to #55 - Wikus (01/30/2012) [-]
What the 			****		 were you guys doing building robots anyway?
What the **** were you guys doing building robots anyway?
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#84 to #77 - twitchalicious **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #84 - chainsawmonkey (01/30/2012) [-]
Why don't i get a cool ass school with cool **** to do!?
#174 to #104 - xXthabeastXx (01/30/2012) [-]
Like shooting the other students!
Like shooting the other students!
User avatar #178 to #174 - chainsawmonkey (01/30/2012) [-]
YES, EXACTLY what i meant
User avatar #183 to #178 - xXthabeastXx (01/30/2012) [-]
Virginia Tech FTW... Just saiyan...
#24 - aBlindMoron (01/30/2012) [-]
>be on school robotics team
>have to build robot out of specific materials
>end up building a robot made entirely of popsicle sticks
>have to enter it in a competition at the end of the month
>28th- robot doesn't work properly
>can't get it to drive 100% of the time
>end up entering busted-ass robot anyway
>day of competition
>have to drive robot around a track
>robot refuses to move
>in anger I throw a quarter at it
>suddenly popsicle-bot rearranges into Optimus Prime
>the quarter was a fragment of the Allspark
>the arena explodes because Michael Bay is directing it
>everyone dies
>it was the best day ever

TL;DR- that's how I got cancer
#189 to #24 - anon (01/30/2012) [-]
What if that happened on february?



I'm too lazy to log in so gimmebackmygoose was here
User avatar #56 to #24 - HateMachine (01/30/2012) [-]
Wut
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#25 to #24 - bzundell **User deleted account** (01/30/2012) [-]
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#45 to #24 - fierydarkstorm (01/30/2012) [-]
Cool story, Leonarbro
#32 to #24 - dexterwho (01/30/2012) [-]
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#426 to #11 - anon (01/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #11 - HateMachine (01/30/2012) [-]
I could not agree more, hah
#684 to #58 - anon (01/31/2012) [-]
What the unnecessary red pinkies is going on here?
What the unnecessary red pinkies is going on here?
#19 to #11 - anon (01/30/2012) [-]
As a matter of fact forget the robots and blackjack, let's just get hookers!
#98 - boultonn (01/30/2012) [-]
**boultonn rolls 00**
#125 to #98 - colonelhyde ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
eeeyup, dubs confirmed
eeeyup, dubs confirmed
#76 - dreamthrow (01/30/2012) [-]
&gt;leave robotics team   
&gt;start your own private team   
&gt;build a sweet-ass robot   
&gt;enter the competition   
&gt;rape your former team's bot   
YFW
>leave robotics team
>start your own private team
>build a sweet-ass robot
>enter the competition
>rape your former team's bot
YFW
#274 - thewickedgoose (01/31/2012) [-]
how i use my robot
how i use my robot
#263 - thepoopshivers (01/31/2012) [-]
It's the most rewarding thing to be backstabbed then later needed by the same people, but give them the big middle finger
It's the most rewarding thing to be backstabbed then later needed by the same people, but give them the big middle finger
#277 to #263 - oniguru (01/31/2012) [-]
**oniguru rolls 78** I have a song that goes with this gif O_O www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXR...
User avatar #285 to #277 - thepoopshivers (01/31/2012) [-]
song is slightly too fast, or the gif is too slow. How ever you want to look at it, but it isn't in perfect synchronization. The song is awesome tho
#288 to #285 - oniguru (01/31/2012) [-]
Sorry to have applied myself to short commings :(
#185 - sillyb (01/30/2012) [-]
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#176 - clink (01/30/2012) [-]
<--- how he felt after they ask for help
#7 - holler (01/30/2012) [-]
MFW the 'robot' is actually a sybian
MFW the 'robot' is actually a sybian
#471 - stallwallwriter (01/31/2012) [-]
Quitting the team out of anger and thereby sabotaging the robots, then making a meme comic about it?

I guess this is a rage comic against the machine.
#47 - alexak (01/30/2012) [-]
Not helping is the right ******* thing to do after such betrayal.
#179 - Icanfeelmyhairgrow (01/30/2012) [-]
My friend is the president of the Robotics team and the teacher sponser made the only girl on the team Co-president just so she would stop bitching about being the only girl. She didn't do **** and everyone just made fun of her, yet she still tried to boss us around because she thought she was in charge. So the teacher sponsor kicked her out of the club for being a bitch. After he had kicked her out he actually said "god she was such a bitch" lolol
#62 - instakill (01/30/2012) [-]
That is exactly how it went with me and my robotics team (3141) they butted into my families lives and used our private lives against us to force my grandpa down as coach and remove me from my president position so then after I left everyone else who actually knew what they were doing left and never went back now 3 months after this happened the entire team shut down and now I have all the parts in my garage
User avatar #65 to #62 - HateMachine (01/30/2012) [-]
Ahh, sorry to hear that. It's probably one of the best feelings in the world though, to force a group of people to realize that they really shouldn't have done that.
User avatar #68 to #65 - McorncakeM (01/30/2012) [-]
like Muslims and the world trade center
User avatar #67 to #65 - instakill (01/30/2012) [-]
especially when the guy who owns the building complex that their build site is in is my uncle
#43 - anon (01/30/2012) [-]
girl was probably blowing Mr. Derpinson
#243 - doobgie (01/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #272 to #243 - tariv (01/31/2012) [-]
I totally don't remember seeing that
User avatar #204 - noblekira (01/31/2012) [-]
In IT BTEC level 3 for college we were using MSW logo, for those of you who don't know its a very basic scripting program which (given time and knowhow) allows you to make some cool **** ,

1 lesson's task was to create a code that made the "turtle" create a shape depending on the command you put for example (polygon 4 100) for square, (polygon 5 100) pentagon

Dumb Bitch in my class couldn't work out the scripts needed (bare in mind its also easy to find on google) after ages of her shouting at me for not helping she turned to the tutor and exclaimed i was being selfish and not GIVING her the code, his response, he shrugs his shoulders and says "google it"

she then says she doesnt want to cheat by using google even though (and i said this to her) the code we have to type is more advanced than google's base code, if you went to google you would still need some knowhow, if i told you, you would learn nothing.

She then said "yes but if you help me then its not like i gave up and used the internet"

MASSIVE ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME MOMENT
#150 - Uniscorn (01/30/2012) [-]
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#115 - littlenish (01/30/2012) [-]
&gt;Only guy in Computer class who knows how to fix Java and various programs   
&gt;Becomes president 3 months later   
&gt;Playing MineCraft while everyone is not having any problems   
&gt;Girl sees me saying im playing violent, virus full game on best computer in the 			*******		 school   
&gt;Gets in trouble with teacher   
&gt;MineCraft has no virus since its Java based   
&gt;teacher says im lying   
&gt;gets empeached   
&gt;Know what? Im leaving.   
&gt;teacher says I need to come back and help cause the girl infected the computer with adware and spyware trying to find justin beibers phone number   
&gt;and she made it worse by trying to fix it, deleting System32   
&gt;Fixed it, gets spot back as president   
&gt;mfw
>Only guy in Computer class who knows how to fix Java and various programs
>Becomes president 3 months later
>Playing MineCraft while everyone is not having any problems
>Girl sees me saying im playing violent, virus full game on best computer in the ******* school
>Gets in trouble with teacher
>MineCraft has no virus since its Java based
>teacher says im lying
>gets empeached
>Know what? Im leaving.
>teacher says I need to come back and help cause the girl infected the computer with adware and spyware trying to find justin beibers phone number
>and she made it worse by trying to fix it, deleting System32
>Fixed it, gets spot back as president
>mfw
User avatar #141 to #115 - plazmaflare (01/30/2012) [-]
I cannot stop staring at oyur gif, and it impacts your story so heavily, too bad i can only bestow upon you a pinkie. infact i feel like making a comic about it, and giving it to you so you may post it, because im feeling generous and bored.
User avatar #142 to #141 - littlenish (01/30/2012) [-]
KingNish@ live.com
User avatar #143 to #142 - plazmaflare (01/30/2012) [-]
Im suddenly feeling lazy, and after i make the comp i'll just post it in your profile comics for you to save.
User avatar #144 to #143 - littlenish (01/30/2012) [-]
ok

User avatar #117 to #115 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Why are girls even computing classes?
User avatar #147 to #117 - kanaka (01/30/2012) [-]
They should be in Cooking Class.
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