Hitler (Enlarge). Makes you think. One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6. ' Mi human deaths. Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold S oh God im no Good with computer
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Hitler (Enlarge)

One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6. ' Mi human deaths.
Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman' s achievements amount to 36 micrometre's.
The true utility ofthe hitler as an unit is it allows useful unit conversions.
For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 5. 3 million us dallars( ). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41 ,400, 000, 000, 000 dollars. (-41 Eurodollars).
It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in EDIE the market lest ? trillian dallars in l day, roughly equivalent to 29 millilitre's. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be
called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.
When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently ******* you ever to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.
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#4 - teatime (01/30/2012) [-]
Does that mean, that i get approximately 80 picohitlers as a pocket money?
Does that mean, that i get approximately 80 picohitlers as a pocket money?
User avatar #14 to #4 - RulesOfTheInternet (02/01/2012) [-]
Can you please explain me how you get the 6.0*106? I don't get that part :/
#15 to #14 - teatime (02/02/2012) [-]
Well, Hitler killed undirectly in Second world war approximately 6 000 000 million people. Scientificaly written it is 6,0*10^6.
User avatar #16 to #15 - teatime (02/02/2012) [-]
*6 million, not 6000000 million :D
User avatar #17 to #16 - RulesOfTheInternet (02/02/2012) [-]
Oh, I just failed to notice the ^ in between "10" and "6" I know how to write stuff scientifically but I just had a derp moment I think. Thank you kind sir!
#3 - wellaintthatsomesh (01/30/2012) [-]
That was pretty funny
That was pretty funny
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#9 - secretlywheatbread (01/31/2012) [-]
I love you.
I love you.
#10 - iizpurple (01/31/2012) [-]
dat math
#1 - daveyiscool (01/30/2012) [-]
i like it
User avatar #5 - cjsixtyseven (01/30/2012) [-]
**** 4chan! I hate that site.

(How does that butthurt feel?)
#6 to #5 - ubergoatman (01/30/2012) [-]
I have neighbors who are devout chantards, and they help out at the homeless shelter every weekend. Chantards aren't as bad as you think.
I have neighbors who are devout chantards, and they help out at the homeless shelter every weekend. Chantards aren't as bad as you think.
#8 to #5 - anon (01/31/2012) [-]
feels like -3 pinkies and soon to be -4 and possibly lower, fj wouldnt be here without 4chan
#12 to #8 - kazuni (01/31/2012) [-]
What do you mean by that? FJ is older than 4chan by two years.
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