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#55 - playahater
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(01/30/2012) [-]
It's funny because the American government spends 750 billion to promote democracy in Iraq but won't give a **** about it's own citizens.
#58 to #55 - eternalpleasure
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(01/30/2012) [-]
ya know I seriously wonder, if a cheap renewable energy source on par with fossil fuels is found, what will all this **** been worth for.
#62 to #58 - sellious
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(01/30/2012) [-]
It already has been found bro. Do you have any idea how much ****, that could help EVERYONE ON EARTH, has been stopped and boughten out or shut down? Lobbyists control this country; bow down to the greedy corporations.

Pic semi-related (kinda).
#127 to #55 - aBlindMoron
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(01/31/2012) [-]
>promote democracy

More like 'keep the region stable in order to maintain a steady oil supply'. It's the same reason we give so much money to Israel's military.
#80 - mrpersonman
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(01/30/2012) [-]
No religious debate? Wow FJ, 22 hours. That's a new record!
#155 to #80 - joefishsticks
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(01/31/2012) [-]
I don't even see how this could be offensive to anyone.
#167 to #155 - mrpersonman
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(01/31/2012) [-]
If you even say the word religion around here, It usually ends up in a fight.
#106 to #80 - dickorcock
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Wasn't really meant to offend religion, just to say a lot of us are hypocritical, selfish, dicks.
Pic semi-related.
#168 to #106 - mrpersonman
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Don't forget inconsistent.
#69 - someguyonthewebz
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(01/30/2012) [-]
I ******* love Stephen Colbert!
#84 - tonyri
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(01/30/2012) [-]
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#30 to #6 - njhahahahaha
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(01/30/2012) [-]
You make some good points, but in our current economic system, we make the rich pay proportionally less taxes than everyone else.

If the cashier at McDonalds can afford to pay (just throwing out a number) 15% income tax, why are we making it okay for people making 6+figures to pay less, if not none at all?
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#21 to #6 - xatu
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(01/30/2012) [-]
That is a fairly valid point, and to be honest I've never thought about it that way.
But it still pisses me off when a politician won't shut-up about Jesus, says that he is doing what Jesus would want, is a millionaire, passes bills that destroy the economy and widens the gap between the upper class and the lower class.
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#165 to #164 - xatu
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Well the thing is most Americans will look at those "Jesus loving" politicians and agree with them, its nice to think that Americans are going around doing good on their own, but they aren't. The people are stupid.

On a completely unrelated topic the idea of Jesus biting a random guy's elbow hilarious.
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#22 - LocoJoe
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(01/30/2012) [-]
**** the poor homeless people. They need to get their ass to work. Before yall start bitching and calling me some rich kid. I am not. I have lived at or just above the poverty line all my life.
#57 to #22 - exlives
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(01/30/2012) [-]
I'm with you.
#98 to #22 - Ruspanic
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(01/31/2012) [-]
A large percentage of homeless people have some sort of mental disorder. They're homeless because they can't function well in society on their own, and because our mental hospitals are full.
#67 to #22 - genericusernameone
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(01/30/2012) [-]
>lol i am poor
>has a computer and time to post on Funnyjunk

Congartulations, you are amongst the 10% richest in the world, at least.
#90 to #67 - LocoJoe
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Yeah after 6 years of saving up cash.
#27 to #22 - swordstuff
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(01/30/2012) [-]
It's not always someones choice to be homeless doucheLamar Smith
#25 - cjsixtyseven
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(01/30/2012) [-]
To bad our government are a bunch of circle jerking satanists
#49 to #25 - enorus
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Replace "satanists" with "christians".
#50 to #49 - cjsixtyseven
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Go away and stop trying to start religious debates idiot...
#60 to #50 - anon
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(01/30/2012) [-]
He's right, almost everyone in office is a either a casual Christian or a fundie
#52 to #50 - enorus
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(01/30/2012) [-]
What a mature and intelligent reply. I don't really see how I am trying to start a religious debate.
#53 to #52 - cjsixtyseven
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(01/30/2012) [-]
I'm not going to answer because obliviously my view is different from your view, and you look like the type to take things to seriously
#54 to #53 - enorus
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(01/30/2012) [-]
>Calls me an idiot, while acting like an idiot
>HURR DURR
What am I taking seriously exactly, and how?
In what way am I trying to start a religious debate?
#56 to #54 - cjsixtyseven
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(01/30/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Like i said im not answering you. Just leave.
#170 to #56 - enorus
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(01/31/2012) [-]
You called American politicians satanists with absolutely no proof. Why haven't you answered my question? And shut the **** up about this troll ****, it's not funny nor clever. In what way am I trolling? Huh? How about you answer my questions instead of try to seem "cool" or whatever the **** it is you're trying to do.
#171 to #170 - cjsixtyseven
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(01/31/2012) [-]
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Are you mad because I'm not saying what you want me to say?
#174 to #171 - enorus
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Says the person calling other people idiots because he doesn't agree with them.
#32 to #25 - ubergoatman
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Satanists are a lot nicer than you think. I have neighbors who are devout Satanists and they volunteer at the homeless shelter every weekend.
#34 to #32 - cjsixtyseven
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Really?
I can't imagine.
I can imagine them acting like everyday citizens but not coming out in the open about it in public.
#36 to #34 - ubergoatman
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(01/30/2012) [-]
They've actually converted quite a few of the homeless, and most of those converts have entirely turned their lives around and are now very successful and steadily employed.
#37 to #36 - cjsixtyseven
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(01/30/2012) [-]
But i mean, they're worshiping the thing that is suppose to be (according to religion) The most evil and dark thing in the world, hats suppose to sunder the world itself, source of all hatred.
How can they be good? Apparently they might seem good on the outside, but inside they're crazy.Not because its Satan and im religious but the praise the thing that's suppose to cause all torture and misery.
#38 to #37 - sgtwilliam ONLINE
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Because God is abstinence, while Satan represents indulgence.
#40 to #38 - cjsixtyseven
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Not trying to start a debate man.
#41 to #40 - ubergoatman
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(01/30/2012) [-]
lol Not debating, just trolling. which apparently you fell for.
#44 to #41 - JasonR
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(01/30/2012) [-]
Got 'em!
#46 to #44 - ubergoatman
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(01/30/2012) [-]
I thought it was pretty good.
I thought it was pretty good.
#43 to #41 - cjsixtyseven
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(01/30/2012) [-]
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Damn you
#45 to #43 - ubergoatman
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(01/30/2012) [-]
I did the same thing to some other guy when he said something about lepers. lol That format actually works quite well.
#23 - memealert
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(01/30/2012) [-]
me and my mother go and spend our christmas's at the homeless center to give presents to those who dont have them and i get none for this but i am ok with that and i am christian yet we are considered idiots for beliving in love and happieness and every week we bring a truck full of food to them et we get so little yet we are considered idiots for not heling 1 person in sacrafice of 100's of people. so are we the dumb ones?
#132 - Waddles
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Dont usually rant and not normally like this but WHO GIVES A ****, THIS IS NOT FUNNY THIS IS NOT RELIGIOUSJUNK TAKE YOUR ******* QUOTE AND SHOVE IT FOR ***** SAKE.

POST SOMETHING THAT WILL GET ME OUT OF THIS **** MOOD NOT THINK ABOUT ******* RELIGIOUS PROBLEMS OR QUOTES.
#149 to #132 - sovietmaxx
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Please do the world a favor and go rape yourself with a cactus while watching Rebecca Black's "Friday" and getting a titty twister from a lobster...
#152 to #132 - creamNscream
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(01/31/2012) [-]
If you want to get out of your **** mood, go to the pony thread, people there will cheer you right up.   
   
inb4 FUKKEN PONYLamar Smith   
inb4 YOUR TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A BRONY   
inb4 CANCER KILL YOURSELF   
   
seriously, people there will cheer you up pretty darn well if you talk with them.
If you want to get out of your **** mood, go to the pony thread, people there will cheer you right up.

inb4 FUKKEN PONYLamar Smith
inb4 YOUR TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A BRONY
inb4 CANCER KILL YOURSELF

seriously, people there will cheer you up pretty darn well if you talk with them.
#139 to #132 - zionsype ONLINE
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(01/31/2012) [-]
Something that will get you out of your **** mood is pulling the dildo out of your ass.
Something that will get you out of your **** mood is pulling the dildo out of your ass.