Benefits of being in a wheelchair. Thank you guys so much! Just lost my Front Page virginity! Much Love to all of you guys!. I' heen in a since i was year and a
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Benefits of being in a wheelchair

Thank you guys so much! Just lost my Front Page virginity! Much Love to all of you guys!

I' heen in a since i
was year and a half; and l Just
wanted to say, it isn' t that had...
in met:
bruc,
you get to scare kids if yon want: ta
because i. drank coffee and didn' t eat; enough
vegetables when i was little I
sir, why san* t yen walk T
s: be good and eat all
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and the best pant: peeple leek at you like yeu': e a here if ye
just: do nermal stuff everione else
These are just same of the
advantages i have, there' s a lot
more of them theigh.
The bad side sadists too, hut the
ears] things prevail for me.
To all of' the, in any "Rn
handicappers people reading this:
DON' T LOOKAT JUST THE
NEGATIVE SIDE OF LIFE.
ENJOY ALL THE POSITIVE
THINGS. NO m' l' I‘ ER HOW
BAD THINGS LOOK LIKE,
THERE' S ALICA'S THE
GOOD SIDE oall?
EVERYTHING I
TOO LONG TO READ '?
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#820 - ningis (02/01/2012) [-]
but if you are an ******* , you are still an *******
#814 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
Since 1,5 year ... Well, it's easier if you don't know what you're missing, though you're basically right of course
#803 - ozsassinator (01/30/2012) [-]
this gave me both a feel and a lulz. Bravo sir! Bravo!
#802 - aliciadizzle (01/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#800 - anonymous (01/30/2012) [-]
Last name walking, first name never.
#798 - anonymous (01/30/2012) [-]
however, you still cannot walk.
#797 - eluamous (01/30/2012) [-]
**eluamous rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at I'd like a room, and a bed ** pic related
#792 - kiricy (01/30/2012) [-]
You sound like nick vujicic (this guy) who is a boss without limbs
#791 - bakeeater (01/30/2012) [-]
What if your chair is a..... Transformer?
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#780 - idefi (01/30/2012) [-]
I broke my collarbone in two in 2010. I had surgery to get a metal plate on my collarbone, then had another operation last Christmas to get it off. Sure the surgery was godawful, but I have a ******* awesome scar on my shoulder. I love the reactions I get when I tell people that I got bit by a shark :'D

*Pic related, it's my scar ;)
User avatar #790 to #780 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey. I did the same thing. But i did it when i was five. Too small to get a plate, and when i did, it ****** up my whole shoulder. But i don't have a scar :(
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#775 - octwoply (01/30/2012) [-]
i know a guy on a wheelchair he stole $2 from me and chasing him was futile
#767 - lordmoldywart (01/30/2012) [-]
But you can't enjoy 'le sexy time'

Which outweighs all of those advantages
#801 to #767 - FourchansChosenone (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah no it doesn't
Yeah no it doesn't
User avatar #804 to #801 - lordmoldywart (01/30/2012) [-]
Until you've had it you can't comment
#806 to #804 - FourchansChosenone (01/30/2012) [-]
This isn't really about whether i had it or not it was about the advantages and disadvantages of being in a wheelchair and i was simply putting forth my opinion on it and the fact that you replied with that shows that...
User avatar #807 to #806 - lordmoldywart (01/30/2012) [-]
Must've been some nasty ass sex that you had
#808 to #807 - FourchansChosenone (01/30/2012) [-]
Another unintelligent response huh? Well i can see that you are a little child so goodbye
Another unintelligent response huh? Well i can see that you are a little child so goodbye
#809 to #808 - lordmoldywart (01/30/2012) [-]
You haven't exactly put across an intelligent discussion either

I say sex is better than scaring kids and jumping long queues, you appear to disagree which leads me to believe you've never actually had sexual relations with 'le female' (refer to the me gusta face once more). If that is the case, I was simply informing you that you don't have an opinion on the subject
#810 to #809 - FourchansChosenone (01/30/2012) [-]
Actually what i am saying is that sex isn't the most important thing (and if you say it is please feel free to log out of life via a bullet to the brain because you are no different from a whore) and the fact you said that it outweighs the advantages shows how sad your life is
Actually what i am saying is that sex isn't the most important thing (and if you say it is please feel free to log out of life via a bullet to the brain because you are no different from a whore) and the fact you said that it outweighs the advantages shows how sad your life is
User avatar #811 to #810 - lordmoldywart (01/30/2012) [-]
It isn't the most important thing in life and I never said it was.

It outweighs the advantages of being in a wheelchair! I don't think you realised what the whole topic of this thread and my post was about. 'Le sexy time' outweighs the advantages of being in a WHEELCHAIR!! In other words, I'd rather be able to have sex, than be in a wheelchair, however you'd prefer to be in a wheelchair than have sex. You can see now why I think you're a complete and utter *******


#812 to #811 - FourchansChosenone (01/30/2012) [-]
I can see that nothing but you being a thick 						****					 and getting pissy over me saying "No it doesn't", started making childish comments before finally coming forth with some intelligent convo. Plus whether you would rather have sex than be in a wheelchair accidents do happen and are out of your control you moron so these advantages will be a help to you if it does occur
I can see that nothing but you being a thick **** and getting pissy over me saying "No it doesn't", started making childish comments before finally coming forth with some intelligent convo. Plus whether you would rather have sex than be in a wheelchair accidents do happen and are out of your control you moron so these advantages will be a help to you if it does occur
User avatar #819 to #812 - lordmoldywart (01/31/2012) [-]
Yeah accidents do happen. I could make joke about your Dad's condom but I won't

I'm a think **** am I, you're the one who thinks being in a wheelchair for the rest of your life is better than sex.

You have no right to call someone a thick **** after making such statements
#821 to #819 - ninjatacofortytwo ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
MORE PURPLE
#793 to #767 - zdshdci (01/30/2012) [-]
So you're saying you're a funnyjunker that has sex... Seems legit.
User avatar #795 to #793 - lordmoldywart (01/30/2012) [-]
I never mentioned my sex life
User avatar #787 to #767 - Zarke (01/30/2012) [-]
Blowjobs.
#794 to #787 - lordmoldywart (01/30/2012) [-]
Ah touché
Ah touché
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User avatar #788 to #772 - stukka (01/30/2012) [-]
Does it depend on what kind of disability you have? To be honest I'm ignorant as **** on this subject - Joe Swanson in Family Guy doesn't get any and that's all I know about it. I appreciate it's difficult to tell on the internet but I'm really really really not taking the piss here.
User avatar #774 to #772 - lordmoldywart (01/30/2012) [-]
I can already tell you're too young to know what a ****** is

Get outta here, scamp!
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#783 to #776 - RamDozer (01/30/2012) [-]
"You sir is ignorant"

YOU sir, are ignorant.
#781 to #776 - anonymous (01/30/2012) [-]
Are* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! are*
User avatar #765 - mrbuu (01/30/2012) [-]
Handicap people are on adverage more happy then normal people. Why? They learned how to deal with bad things for thier whole life. So, when something bad happens they can deal with it and handle it in a way that makes them happy.
#779 to #764 - anonymous (01/30/2012) [-]
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#769 to #764 - anonymous (01/30/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 54** i doubt it
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**manter rolls 94** lol nope.
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#761 - orrisic (01/30/2012) [-]
Then you become one of these.
#760 - hightime (01/30/2012) [-]
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