CopyPasta. just something i saw amusing. =Top 80= . Scratch that Top 60! Very nice . and thank you   ▲ ▲ ▲.. هلا الخاسرين ، اسمي جون ، وأنا أكره كل واحد منكم. جميع من أنت ، المتخلفين الدهون، لا يفس الذين يقضون كل يومهم الثاني من النظر إلى الصور الحمار غبي. كنت كل شيء س Four chan copy pasta
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just something i saw amusing.
=Top 80= . Scratch that Top 60! Very nice . and thank you
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#16 - GoodGood (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
هلا الخاسرين ،

اسمي جون ، وأنا أكره كل واحد منكم. جميع من أنت ، المتخلفين الدهون، لا يفس الذين يقضون كل يومهم الثاني من النظر إلى الصور الحمار غبي. كنت كل شيء سيئ في العالم. بصراحة ، لديها أي من أي وقت مضى كنت حصلت على أي جمل؟ يعني أنا اعتقد انها متعة يسخر من الناس بسبب انعدام الأمن الخاص، ولكن عليك اتخاذ كافة إلى مستوى جديد كليا. هذا هو أسوأ حتى من الرجيج قبالة إلى الصور في الفيسبوك.

لا يكون غريبا. مجرد ضرب من تسديدة لي أفضل ما لديكم. ابن جميلة الكمال من ذلك بكثير. كنت كابتن فريق كرة القدم وفريق كرة السلة في بداية بلدي. ماذا تفعل أنت تلعب الرياضة، وغيرها من "جاك قبالة لأشخاص عراة رسمها اليابانية"؟ أنا أيضا الحصول على التوالي، ويكون لها صديقة ضجيجا ساخنة (وهي فجر لي فقط، لذا كان شيت النقدية). كنت كل مجموعة من المثليين الذين يجب أن تقتل فقط أنفسكم. شكرا لإصغائكم.

صور ذات صلة : إنها لي والكلبة بلدي
#10 - krazzykidd ONLINE (01/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Hey Diseases,

My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lethal, undetectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any deaths? I mean, I guess it's fun spreading to most of the world because of your low visibility, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.


Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than ‘fatigue’ and ‘sores’? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; **** was SO closed). You are all Richard Simmonsgots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my port.
#3 - wellaintthatsomesh (01/29/2012) [-]
Hey Russians,
My name is Bond, James Bond. and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making up stupid ass plans for world domination. You are everything bad in the free world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten Pussy Galore? I mean, I guess it’s fun missing every shot from your gun because of your own inability to aim, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on the MI6 Dossier.
Don’t be a CIA Operative. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I killed Dr. No, and threw a gold smuggling jew out of an airplane. What sports do you play, other than “Talk in english even though you're russian”? I also complete all my mission parameters, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She jusht blew me; **** wash SHO cash). You are all bloody idiots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my Pussy
#12 - cabbageman (01/30/2012) [-]
HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.


SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO ********** ; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)
#40 - Thevaultboy (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Greetings, Star Command.

My name is Buzz Lightyear, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are unfit, less than knowledgeable civilians who spend every second of their day looking at Zurg's evil plans. You are everything bad in the sector 4 Gamma Quadrant. Have any of you ever gotten any best friends? I mean, I guess fun making fun of people because of your own low Military ranks, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than working for the evil emperor Zurg.

Don't be one of Zurg's minions. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much the perfect child's toy. I was captain of the Green Miniature Soldier Army, and starter on Andy's favorite toy list. What games do you play other than "work for Zurg's evil army"? I also get Level 5 Military clearance, and have the best friend in the world (Andy just played with us; **** was SO cash). You are all Zurg's minions who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
#7 - hargleblarg (01/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Did I see criminal scum?
#17 - dok (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey Mortals,

My name is Alduin, and I hate every one of you. All of you are weak, dragon-rending Nords who spend every second Smithing. You are everything bad with Nirn. Honestly, have you ever even gotten into Sovngarde and come back? I mean, I guess it's fun fearing dragons because you have political troubles, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than using a Dovahkiin.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shout. I'm pretty much all-powerful. I was the first-born of Akatosh and starter on my shouting team. What lineages do you have, other than "Talos?" I also destroy Holds, and have a banging hot vocabulary(I just killed someone with it, **** was SO cash). You are all mortals who should just kill each-other.Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's my bro Odhaviin
#69 - thespicemustflow (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey Lamar Smithgots,

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BLRAGHABLRABGAUH. BRLARUALGAH RBALALAUGAH BRLAGAHAHA. BLARABLRABLRABAAUGHALBLA RABLGARAGAUHAGBLRARAR ARARAGAUH. BLARAU RAUURARURU AABLRAGA UAHABLRABAAUGHALB LARABLGARAGAUHAG BLRAR ARARARAGAUH (BLAAARAGUGAGUAGABLRAAGUGUGAUH). BALAAARAURAUAGU GHAAGU HGAGAU HGARRGH. BLAAU AGRGAH.
#27 - themightybroham (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My name is Frieza, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are filthy, no-good monkeys who spend every second of their day training aimlessly, with no hope of ever becoming a fraction of what I am. You are everything that is un-worthy in this universe. Honesetly, I have seen boy scout troops with higher power levels. I mean, I guess it's fun using bold words and harsh threads, but unfortunatly for you, the time has come to back up your useless talk. Your even worse than those pathetic sayins who tried to stop me from destroying Planet Namek.

Go Ahead my little friend, Throw me your best energy blast, I'll deflect it without even using my hands. I'm pretty much the perfect ruler in history. I was captain of the most elite warrior squads before you were ever born. What battles have you ever won, other than against underage children? I'm also revered accross the entire universe, and have a banging hot boyfriend named Zarbon(He just tossed my salid; **** was SO cash). You are all filthy monkeys who should just surrender yourselves. This is the last thing you'll ever read.
#15 - corkscrew (01/30/2012) [+] (24 replies)
I saw that thread yesterday. Funny how you left off all the posts saying it was copypasta.
Pic related, it was also in the thread
#32 - AwesomeSausage (01/30/2012) [-]
The best.
User avatar #1 - dracogenetecist (01/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The Boomhauer one was the best, I'll tell ya h'wat.
#20 - evilzombiepig (01/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Hey Xenos,

My name is Captain Titus; Commander of the Ultramarines Second Company and I hate every one of you. All of you are weak, cowardly Orks who spend every second of their day building inferior wargear. You are everything bad with the Milky Way Galaxy. Honestly, have you ever even gotten into Terra? I mean, I guess it's fun fearing the Imperium Of Man and the Emperor, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than using a lasgun.

Don't be a traitor. Just hit me with your best psyker message. I'm pretty much the best space marine ever. My chapter was part of the first founding. What lineages do you have, other than that dumb "Blood Ravens" gene-seed? I also exterminate planets, and have a banging hot plasma gun (I just killed some chaos space marines with it, **** was SO credits). You are all Xenos who should just suck Slaanesh's cock. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me alone because there aren't any female Ultramarines.
User avatar #23 - xboxkicksyoursox (01/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
oh my god, winsauce. also, i found your wattermark. sneaky sneaky
#9 - spidahridah (01/30/2012) [-]
And this is why I love /b/
User avatar #36 - kerfufflemachtwo (01/30/2012) [-]
HK-47 FTW!
User avatar #29 - nirukii (01/30/2012) [-]
saw the HK-47 statement. ****** funny as hell man!
#19 - evilzombiepig (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Lost it at the Boomhauer one.

On a side note: the first one was a copypasta troll. All of them are fake. Just like the one about the teenage girl who says stuff along the lines of "WAFFL3S LAWL IM BI DEAL WITH IT LOL D000000MZ! LOL IM SO RANDUM!".
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