I dated a retard.. I'm Maggie Liam's my ex. Adam's my friend. My ex is retarded. By the way, Adam is tehsteak. Go find him and thumb him errwhere. EDIT: Almost
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I dated a retard.

I dated a retard.. I'm Maggie Liam's my ex. Adam's my friend. My ex is retarded. By the way, Adam is tehsteak. Go find him and thumb him errwhere. EDIT: Almost

I'm Maggie
Liam's my ex.
Adam's my friend.
My ex is retarded.
By the way, Adam is tehsteak. Go find him and thumb him errwhere.
EDIT:

Almost 30 thumbs up in two hours(: Thanks guys

Maggie
That awkward moment when Anonymous is basically at war with the government-.
Like , Comment 'Unfollow Pest ' 13 hours age
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Adam awesome moment*
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Maggie That awesome moment when Anonymous is
basically at war with the government
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Adam am girl
13 hours age . Unlike . iii 1
Liam - anonymous is dangerous and stupid.
anyine whe is apart ofit is basically a weer terrorist,
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Maggie Not really. .
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Maggie Ifit wasn' t Fer Anonymous, and PIPE
weild have basically passes
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Maggie passed'
22 minutes age . Like
Liam They have the pewee w blew up power
grids and leave people widout pewee Fer ever q months, I' d rather
get rid of all of them than have that happen.
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Maggie ‘I' d rather net
21 minutes age . Like
Liam Sapa was only basically made w protect
against anonymous, Anyone apart ofit is an idiot and needs w be
stepped.
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Anonymous had nothing w do wiw it, The agovernment was basically
unaware of Anonymous until they went and shut dawn government
websites
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Adam LOL are we kidding? Anon are great people; I' m
pretty sure they were the Wes whe out the inve en the It kids
whe beat up that asian kid in detroit, They in criminals, have
exposed drug rings, they' re basically the ******* Batman
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Adam Faund*
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Maggie They also Faund that girl whe was brewing
puppies inte a river
18 minutes age . Like . iii 1
Adam And those guys in norway whe put a cat in a rage,
doused it in gas, the lit it up
Anon is a bunch of minsters though apparently
15 minutes age . Unlike . iii 1
Maggie And threatened the West Here Baptist church
en several : sciens so they wouldn' t protest against soldiers
funerals and other wings.
These darn terrorists
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movement, . 'all they do is want the public w knew what the
government is hiding and also Fer the people of the werld w have a
right w do what they want. . .net being sent w jail Fer a bunch of bull
**** .
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Adam And telling out the Church of Scientology en
ofa **** we of maney? These animals!
11 minutes age . Like . iii 1
Maggie And hew dare they protect our Freedom w
use the internet? What an outrage
10 minutes age . Like . iii 1
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#15 - xshadeeisafag (01/27/2012) [-]
I'm gonna need Liam's facebook profile... For, uhh.. Educational purposes?
User avatar #297 to #15 - zionsype (01/28/2012) [-]
I'm sure homeuax can find it.
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#322 to #15 - chozobozo has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #328 to #322 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
That's not him
#16 to #15 - pariahlol (01/27/2012) [-]
yes... yes... "educational" purposes... please do divulge the information to us
User avatar #63 to #15 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Sorry bro:P i considered leaving it unblocked. But then I realized I shouldn't :P
User avatar #64 to #63 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
Lol I know, can't punish people for being ignorant :P
#65 to #64 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
If it makes you feel better he looks like this.
User avatar #68 to #65 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
You... Dated that?
User avatar #71 to #68 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
...yeah
User avatar #75 to #71 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
Heh... Why?
User avatar #78 to #75 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
No clue. He was also my first boyfriend...
Then after I realized I had friendzoned this guy who really liked me...and I also liked him. So, I dated him and we've been dating for a year and four months(:
User avatar #192 to #78 - killerliquid (01/28/2012) [-]
No normal girl has ever dated her friend, tonight, you dine in FunnyJunk's sanctuary
User avatar #193 to #192 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
He was my best friend for over a year, too.
#567 to #193 - dalgaard (01/28/2012) [-]
It's fukken Adam!
It's fukken Adam!
#453 to #193 - ziji (01/28/2012) [-]
****		 you.That wasn't funny.
**** you.That wasn't funny.
User avatar #83 to #78 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
He got... OUT of the friendzone?
Lucky guy
#123 to #78 - slikmonkey (01/28/2012) [-]
have a funny .gif for de-friendzoning your new current bf. :)
have a funny .gif for de-friendzoning your new current bf. :)
User avatar #125 to #123 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Thanks(:
#457 to #65 - tie (01/28/2012) [-]
hey dont feel bad. (thats owl city btw)
User avatar #500 to #457 - matttboyagain (01/28/2012) [-]
Wait, do you mean gay as in homosexual? Or gay as in Lamar Smith?
User avatar #502 to #500 - matttboyagain (01/28/2012) [-]
Because neither of those are true.
User avatar #726 to #713 - matttboyagain (01/28/2012) [-]
I'm merely saying, I'm pretty sure Adam Young is straight. And his music in Owl City is not gay. It's awesome!
User avatar #424 to #65 - lastfridaynight (01/28/2012) [-]
i dont know why, but for some reason i was thinking liam was a girl
User avatar #619 to #65 - ennaburning (01/28/2012) [-]
Is he wearing a Drop Dead t-shirt?
#258 to #15 - xboxmaster (01/28/2012) [-]
my name is liam
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#160 - tehsteak (01/28/2012) [-]
mfw i'm that boss named adam
mfw i'm that boss named adam
User avatar #166 to #160 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Adam:D
#169 to #160 - fuzionsauce (01/28/2012) [-]
You sir, deserve a medal
You sir, deserve a medal
#91 - lolmasterx (01/28/2012) [-]
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#87 - soggycorn (01/28/2012) [-]
I believe Adam is in the friendzone.   
   
Fix it, please.
I believe Adam is in the friendzone.

Fix it, please.
#104 to #87 - miaandvinny (01/28/2012) [-]
I pinkieed just because of the picture
#661 to #87 - soggycorn (01/28/2012) [-]
...what... what did I start?
User avatar #93 to #87 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Adam doesn't like me though, and I have a boyfriend:P
#98 to #93 - soggycorn (01/28/2012) [-]
Just trying to help a fellow female out.
#131 to #93 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
And how do you know this?
Have you tried having sex with him, did he decline?
Sometimes we men get nervous as well, and lie to protect ourselves.
Regardless, if you have a boyfriend you should stay faithful.

Just consider it though
User avatar #162 to #131 - tehsteak (01/28/2012) [-]
it would be... awkward to say the least if i liked her lol
User avatar #163 to #162 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Be you Adam?
#170 to #163 - tehsteak (01/28/2012) [-]
oh yes
oh yes
#174 to #170 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Might I ask why it would be awkward?
#175 to #174 - tehsteak (01/28/2012) [-]
close friend is all, lol. cant imagine feeling like that with her; ive known her for quite some time   
   
and cool pics you got goin on
close friend is all, lol. cant imagine feeling like that with her; ive known her for quite some time

and cool pics you got goin on
#180 to #175 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Don't you think the one you want to spend the rest of your life with should be a close friend? Either you can marry someone you don't know, and explore each other, or marry someone you know and explore the world together.

Not to impose, of course, just a suggestion
#184 to #180 - tehsteak (01/28/2012) [-]
it's all good; i hear where youre coming from it's just that i dont feel that way lol
it's all good; i hear where youre coming from it's just that i dont feel that way lol
#188 to #184 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
**** her, see if you still feel the same way
User avatar #199 to #188 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh...that's awkward...uh
#202 to #199 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Take his cock deep inside you, feel his thick hot seed coat your insides.
User avatar #205 to #202 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
No thanks...
#208 to #205 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
You're missing out gurl
You're missing out gurl
User avatar #210 to #208 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
That's nice
#212 to #210 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh jeez, I'm getting myself all horny
User avatar #215 to #212 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh dear
#218 to #215 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Fastest man alive!

So, are you turning down my suggestions because you haven't gone that far and aren't ready, or, because you're "good friends"
#373 to #218 - icytime ONLINE (01/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #375 to #218 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
You are my favorite person for the day.
User avatar #646 to #375 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
How are you people finding this?
#644 to #218 - kesolukt (01/28/2012) [-]
This 			****		 was hilarious
This **** was hilarious
User avatar #647 to #644 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
I don't even
User avatar #222 to #218 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Both?
#226 to #222 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
That's a shame

Have you ever played truth or dare while drunk?
Do it
#278 to #222 - gtk (01/28/2012) [-]
Well this thread just made my day.
User avatar #734 to #218 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
Top comments feed dude. I scroll mindlessly.
User avatar #266 to #218 - HelloPandy (01/28/2012) [-]
They don't like each other, shut up.
#282 to #215 - kingdoms (01/28/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHA OH LAWD wut in the world is goin' on in dis here thread
AHAHAHAHA OH LAWD wut in the world is goin' on in dis here thread
User avatar #191 to #174 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
He's also good friends with my boyfriend
#196 to #191 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Threesome?
User avatar #345 to #93 - Yuffie (01/28/2012) [-]
You might not THINK Adam doesn't like you.
#31 - flyingwhale (01/27/2012) [-]
<--Liam
#574 - anon (01/28/2012) [-]
I hope Adam's not friendzoned by u, because he is the **** ...
#615 - neojunker (01/28/2012) [-]
What if anonymus is the goverment?
What if anonymus is the goverment?
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#608 - anon (01/28/2012) [-]
we....we are loved :)
we....we are loved :)
User avatar #629 to #608 - schmuxy (01/28/2012) [-]
Of course you are! You are the masked fighters who defend us technonoobs from the oprresive governments. The internet is as a nation behind you.
#596 - shtinkyfinger (01/28/2012) [-]
adam deserves that you suck him off.
my name is also adam....
#597 to #596 - angusmansg (01/28/2012) [-]
where can i find you adam?
#598 to #597 - shtinkyfinger (01/28/2012) [-]
outside your window
#622 to #598 - angusmansg (01/28/2012) [-]
i live in a shoe
User avatar #573 - supadupaegg (01/28/2012) [-]
you guys basically over-use the word "basically"
#590 to #573 - anon (01/28/2012) [-]
But basically I think that they basically did not use the word "basically" enough, basically.
#572 - sanepane (01/28/2012) [-]
Liam is a Lamar Smith lover.
#625 - somekoreanguy (01/28/2012) [-]
"blow up power grids".....Really?.......
User avatar #666 to #625 - afartech (01/28/2012) [-]
I require a source kind sir
User avatar #736 to #666 - somekoreanguy (01/29/2012) [-]
No idea my friend, I got it from this site a while ago
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User avatar #600 - shemillionaire (01/28/2012) [-]
Hes your friend? He is this awesome and you friend zone him? Go have sex with him now.
User avatar #599 - odonnell (01/28/2012) [-]
Terrorist:-

Meaning 20 Years ago: Someone who endangers innocent civilians to damage the country they're at war with.

Meaning now: Anyone you disagree with.
#568 - sirchaudhry **User deleted account** (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #717 to #568 - uzerc (01/28/2012) [-]
>implying homeuax uses Chrome
#491 - OmgshAmanda (01/28/2012) [-]
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#213 - vulcz (01/28/2012) [-]
So many people who know nothing, but have the ******* urge to talk like they do.

You included, maggie.
#231 to #213 - anon (01/28/2012) [-]
Agreed.  homeuax had nothing to do with SOPA and PIPA not getting passed.  They also are not in a war with the government.  They have a lot less power than people like to believe.
Agreed. homeuax had nothing to do with SOPA and PIPA not getting passed. They also are not in a war with the government. They have a lot less power than people like to believe.
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