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Family reunion

twins! in late: setted So the told the .
and I have a huge family.
Derpi T een' t believe ynu‘ re l
weed! T thought I raised you better! Sct I caught twerp smoking pot. .
Oh no, what a shame.
Sn I heard your ma tripping nut
Dude, Saidee? Me tan! eh: - the weed thing. Wanna ?
We satu: chill memetime and
catch up an **** ]
De yen have tn ask'?
turns out my family is so uptight
that my main: were afraid he tell
each other that they smoke.
Oh **** , dude, it' s derpinas
Chill, men, ehe" e teat:"
Thanks for getting caught, men.
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User avatar #14 - iwantedyourname (01/27/2012) [-]
>be half black
>going to my white moms family reunion (me and my father are the only non-white ones)
>have like ex kkk member grandparents
>grandparents cook the dinner
>brisket/ribs and BBQ fixins buffet
>grandparents have seating chart
>me and my dad are at our own table
>Grandmother walks over and says these exact words
>"if you can't eat white people food, we have some fried chicken and watermelon in the house"
#35 to #14 - anon (01/28/2012) [-]
It makes me wonder if you really "wanted my name."
#168 to #35 - sgently (01/28/2012) [-]
A TUPAC THREAD?

i never thought i'd see the day..
#277 to #168 - typufficles (01/28/2012) [-]
slowpoke meme is not really relevant, pinkie down for you sir.
User avatar #270 to #14 - thephantur (01/28/2012) [-]
I'm Asian... friend's parents always ask if I can eat "their kind" of food.

**** yeah gimme dem burgers!
User avatar #15 to #14 - mystifizinski (01/28/2012) [-]
i don't know if i should pinkie this up, because its not really cool...
if this really happened its horrible, did your mother said something then?
User avatar #20 to #15 - iwantedyourname (01/28/2012) [-]
its not that bad, my grandparents are from a different time
User avatar #23 to #20 - mystifizinski (01/28/2012) [-]
to be from a different time not means to be stupid and racist... (sorry if im too offensive against your grandparents ^^)
User avatar #25 to #23 - iwantedyourname (01/28/2012) [-]
nah i really don't care, they're just a bit ignourant, like they don't mean it as a bad thing
User avatar #26 to #25 - mystifizinski (01/28/2012) [-]
well...but i pinkieed for you anyway ;D
User avatar #177 to #14 - mrbuu ONLINE (01/28/2012) [-]
even though that was offensive you just have to think that is a mightly tempting offer
User avatar #33 to #14 - planopanther (01/28/2012) [-]
You are not the only half-black and half-white person on fj. *brofist*
User avatar #36 to #14 - guessmyusername (01/28/2012) [-]
"ex kkk members"

Seeing as they put you at a seperate table, rather than hang you from a tree, i guess it wasn't all that bad.
User avatar #16 to #14 - istealurkids (01/28/2012) [-]
did you bust a cap in their ass?
User avatar #22 to #16 - iwantedyourname (01/28/2012) [-]
i fo show did niqqa, my fo fo make sho all they kids dont grow

^ just cuz i'm on fj doesnt mean i'm an oreo
#47 to #30 - captainpluto (01/28/2012) [-]
"Rather die like a man, than live like a coward"
Tupac is one of the greatest artists ever.
User avatar #55 to #47 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2012) [-]
I see no changes, wake up in the morning and i ask myself, "Is life worth living or should I blast myself?"
User avatar #24 to #22 - istealurkids (01/28/2012) [-]
dem bitch ass hos be trippin. show em the back o' yo hand if they give you mo **** . lets find a bitch and skeet mo ****** pass the phillies ima roll a blunt homie

^ i never said you were a tasty ass confectionery
User avatar #28 to #22 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2012) [-]
Dont one of you ****** got sickle cell o' somethin? You messin round, gon have a seizure or heart attack or something. You betta back the **** up fo you get smacked the **** up, cuz dats how we do it on our side.

I LOVE THAT SONG, a friend and i sing it all the time lmao. Best. Diss song. Evar
User avatar #65 to #28 - iloverapingmen (01/28/2012) [-]
His best diss is 'Bomb First'. Trust me, it's 10 times better than Hit Em Up.
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#82 to #22 - damnlolcamefirst **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84 to #82 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2012) [-]
its an allusion to a song. Listen to Tupac's 'hit em up'
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#85 to #84 - damnlolcamefirst **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#68 - ragingbrony ONLINE (01/28/2012) [-]
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Yo i brought the hash!!
Let's do this!
#90 to #68 - notaboss (01/28/2012) [-]
LET'S.
#88 to #68 - captainrattrap (01/28/2012) [-]
Hehe, it's funny cuz potato!!
Hehe, it's funny cuz potato!!
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User avatar #46 to #37 - thatdrummerguy (01/28/2012) [-]
What the **** ?
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#99 to #37 - shetard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#41 to #37 - stanonymous (01/28/2012) [-]
None of my reaction images seem appropriate for this. And I have a lot of images.
#104 to #101 - ragingbrony ONLINE (01/28/2012) [-]
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>see "rainbowhyperion replied to your comment"
>I bet it's anti-pony

Yep.
User avatar #107 to #104 - rainbowhyperion (01/28/2012) [-]
What else would you expect?
User avatar #108 to #107 - ragingbrony ONLINE (01/28/2012) [-]
a brain
#45 to #37 - blacksheepror (01/28/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter had sex?
Incest is Wincest?
#114 - FatherPedobear (01/28/2012) [-]
Super Stoner 64
Try not to jizz to hard.
#216 - anon (01/28/2012) [-]
and then they ******
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#218 to #216 - subparforsaken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#94 - xblueflamex (01/28/2012) [-]
mfw 12 year olds on this site think they're cool because they smoke weed.
#60 - djwalmart (01/28/2012) [-]
Promoting healthy families since...dude, what?
User avatar #31 - Sockopolis (01/28/2012) [-]
Is it just me, or are these ****** stoner comics making a comeback?
#59 - RamDozer (01/28/2012) [-]
Tell your female cousins that your dick's a blunt while they're high.

#61 to #59 - canadaweeduser (01/28/2012) [-]
Or you are kidding, or you don't know the effect of weed xD
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#69 to #61 - dagnii **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#70 to #69 - canadaweeduser (01/28/2012) [-]
I know right;. Damages brain but also damages nose when you snort it.
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#71 to #70 - dagnii **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#73 to #71 - canadaweeduser (01/28/2012) [-]
You have to become a gay prostitute to have your next weed dose. Also you must be careful for overdoses.
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#74 to #73 - dagnii **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#75 to #74 - canadaweeduser (01/28/2012) [-]
Heard it brings you to hell when you die. Can't access paradise if you smoked weed. It's devil's tool.
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#77 to #75 - dagnii **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #89 to #77 - captainrattrap (01/28/2012) [-]
Also it doesn't make your mom suck my dick.
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User avatar #81 to #59 - gothiczombie (01/28/2012) [-]
and run away when they try to set your balls on fire
#62 to #59 - eggstatic (01/28/2012) [-]
^^^^This guy^^^^^
#120 - crazycupcakes (01/28/2012) [-]
My mum and my sister smoke weed and drink together. My sister is my mum's weed runner/dealer. Sometimes I feel very left out of family activities...
#38 - sarc (01/28/2012) [-]
"thanks for gettin caught man"
#263 - Ulmer (01/28/2012) [-]
well well well. just look at these comments.
#203 - cancerousiguana (01/28/2012) [-]
THERE'S NO JOKE OR PUNCH LINE BUT IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT WEED LOLOLOL

/sarcasm
#208 to #203 - anon (01/28/2012) [-]
******* Lamar Smithgot assOH PEEand their stoner Lamar Smiths. They all need to shut the **** up about weed. We get it you enjoy weed. STFU AND GTFO!
User avatar #116 - vanoreo (01/28/2012) [-]
>I never will smoke
>I never will drink
>I will never bitch about other people smoking
>I will never bitch about other people drinking
User avatar #149 to #116 - jurneyk (01/28/2012) [-]
Make sure you post about it so everybody knows. We all really care.
User avatar #287 to #116 - imnotcool (01/28/2012) [-]
And just to clarify I highly respect people with your values. Because people that get on your ass for your lifestyle are annoying as **** .
User avatar #155 to #116 - masterchiefawesome (01/28/2012) [-]
Me too bro, me too...
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#158 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#207 to #158 - lolzordz (01/28/2012) [-]
you dont 'do' weed lol    
do you 'do' water.?   
   
smoke weed.
you dont 'do' weed lol
do you 'do' water.?

smoke weed.
#217 to #158 - buddahman (01/28/2012) [-]
One day, you will know.
One day, you will know.
#44 - blacksheepror (01/28/2012) [-]
One of my cousins got arrested by the cops for selling weed
the other got caught smoking it.
No family smoke sessions for me.
MFW
#273 - anon (01/28/2012) [-]
Half the **** on frontpage isnt funny but its ok as long as it isnt about weed. It'd be easier to talk about abortion. Nobody gets offended by abortions. Well, except for bitches. Bitches hate abortions.
#135 - azusa (01/28/2012) [-]
Stoner comics still make front page?
User avatar #174 to #135 - ivoryhammer (01/28/2012) [-]
Yeah I've had "friends" like that, it's really sad, everybody says pot isn't harmful, but it is, they even told me they were addicted to it and couldn't get through a day without smoking.
#196 to #174 - anon (01/28/2012) [-]
Pot doesn't have any substances to get you addicted - it's purely psychological.
And no, my dad has been smoking weed since he was 11 (I think? Sometime around that age) so 43 years. Yet, not a damn thing is wrong with him. I've been smoking for about 9 years, gone weeks and months without it with no problem.

Whoever is telling you this ******** is obviously retarded.
User avatar #198 to #196 - ivoryhammer (01/28/2012) [-]
They were telling me, they couldn't go a day without it, I just felt kind of bad for them.
#209 to #196 - williewonkers (01/28/2012) [-]
Well really it's not surprising, It's kinda like masturbating. If i took the privilege of masturbation away from you, (presuming you're a guy). You'd probably be crying about it by the end of the week as well. TL;DR, if you like it, you're going to want to do it again, badly.
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