Friend zoning explained. . What the hell' s the friend mine? ynu' re her friend, you' re we hunger .''s.' her eyes, like her breather, er N. lamp.. Some lamps could be dating options.
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Friend zoning explained

What the hell' s the friend mine?
ynu' re her friend, you' re we hunger .''s.'
her eyes, like her breather, er N. lamp.
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Submitted: 01/25/2012
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#3 - ExcitedSoup (01/25/2012) [-]
Some lamps could be dating options.
#11 - omgjackt (01/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I love lamp
#22 - reaperboy (01/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
there is one place worse and even more unescapable than the friendzone. that place is called the brotherzone.
#25 to #22 - anonononinidaho (01/26/2012) [-]
thou shall not speak of that retched place.   
not here, not never
thou shall not speak of that retched place.

not here, not never
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#38 - highaspinkiepie (01/26/2012) [-]
I love lamp
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#20 - optimuzrhyme (01/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#53 - DmOnZ ONLINE (01/26/2012) [-]
It's alright Brick... I love you too, we don't need women (in a whispery tone) we have eachother...
User avatar #43 - OkiePop (01/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
okay, lets set something strait. you guys complain about being in the friend zone all the time, blaming the girls. But really, don't even try to act like you don't do it too. You know that friend, that just happens to be a girl? you would never date her, you're super chill around her, there's no flirting or trying to impress. Guess what, she's in the friend zone. While you're going around complaining about how girls are bitches and you just want someone to play skyrim with and make you sandwiches, guess where that girl is? in the friend zone. Also, you guys kind of put yourself there. If you would act more like a boyfriend and less like a friend, sure, she wouldn't be as comfortable around you at first, but at least then you might have a chance of dating her. Start the flirting, all the smiley faces, that little "pause, stare, look away" thing when you accidentally touch each others hands, give her hugs, don't talk about other girls. It's really not that hard.

User avatar #49 to #43 - fuckberries ONLINE (01/26/2012) [-]
^Implying that I have friends that are girls already.
#79 - ceitooo (01/26/2012) [-]
poor Chris
User avatar #23 - sadpandaissad (01/26/2012) [-]
so men are objects?!?!?!?!?
#1 - GrimRaper (01/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
this is from the Movie Just Friends... not Van Wilder
#6 to #5 - deitysugar (01/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #74 - mihail ONLINE (01/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I have friendzoned a lot of girls. Most of them are good looking, with good manners, not bitchy and **** , and on top of all 2 of them are really beautiful, but thing is with me that I don't want a relationship. I lasted 7 months with this " I don't want a relationship" and here I am again, with another gf. God damn it! I really hate relationships cause they require devotion, showing affection and caring for someone else. I'm more of a lone wolf, I don't enjoy relationships that much. Good thing is the girls I've friendzoned understood this, that I won't be the bf they want - caring, always available at least for a talk and showing love and affection.

To all of you forever alone there's 1 thing I wanna tell you:
>used to be forever alone
>started bodybuilding and MMA
>got a nice body
>got first gf
>it was fun, first kiss, first time, romance etc
>she started getting moody on me and problems emerged
> **** went wrong and we broke up
>I understood how much I missed on life because of her and decided to focus on myself, not someone else
>Conclusion for myself - relationships ain't worth it unless you're ready to devote your life to that one person. If it's not like that, better be friends with benefits ;)
User avatar #76 to #74 - PoisonArrowFrog (01/26/2012) [-]
Why change your looks for the girls when there was probably a girl that liked you for you?
User avatar #57 - MegaAwesomeSauce (01/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
No its when you make friends with a girl and completely hide the fact that you like her and she just assumes that you don't want a relationship with you. Guys, you have to make it clear that you want to be in a relationship with someone, and you aren't supposed to be afraid to make it clear very early on. And even if you do get rejected early on, its better than being a girls friend for months and then being rejected then
#21 - RazzberryRipper (01/26/2012) [-]
is it sad that i read this in his voice?
is it sad that i read this in his voice?
#19 - scantoz (01/26/2012) [-]
I don't know how some people get friend zoned... UNLESS They act like a friend!
Its very simple, Act like a potential suitor not a friend. They really cant tell the difference between someone who acts like a friend to get the girl to like them and someone who is a friend..
Sad I know.. but its the truth..
#18 - kekio (01/26/2012) [-]
**kekio rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Blazinga ** i have been friend zoned so many times three more and i get a free gun and one bullet
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