going to hell comp. hope you guys enjoy!. going to Hell comp these jokes are not meant to offend anyone in any way possible, they are just for fun! why can' t y jokes the game
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going to hell comp

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going to Hell comp
these jokes are not meant to offend
anyone in any way possible, they are just
for fun!
why can' t you tell
any secrets to Kurt
Cobain?
He' ll go shooting
his mouth off!
going to hell...
Whats the difference
between Michael
Jackson, and acne?
acne waits until
you' re 13 to come
on your face
going to hell...
What do you call a
virgin indian?
A 6 year old who
can run faster than
her uncle
going to hell...
what word starts with
n" and ends with "r"
that you never want to
call a black person?
Neighbor
that one was kinda -no
going to hell...
whats the
difference
between a canoe,
and a jew?
a canoe tips!
going to hell...
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Submitted: 01/25/2012
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User avatar #123 - whitebuddha ONLINE (01/26/2012) [-]
What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
A: Michael Phelps can finish off a race.


On a scale of one to ten, how old do you have to be to get into a Penn State locker room?



User avatar #235 to #123 - Chanoman (01/26/2012) [-]
What did the little German boy get for christmas?



An easy bake oven and a J.I Jew
User avatar #127 to #123 - whitebuddha ONLINE (01/26/2012) [-]
why are Jewish noses so big?

Because air is free
User avatar #142 to #127 - geranemo **User deleted account** (01/26/2012) [-]
Why are yamakas so small?

Half the hat, half the price
#146 to #142 - Rascal (01/26/2012) [-]
yarmulkes*
User avatar #147 to #146 - geranemo **User deleted account** (01/26/2012) [-]
Not jewish
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#13 to #6 - ninjapirate (01/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #7 to #6 - Aioli ONLINE (01/25/2012) [-]
Damn, good thing you posted this in 3 posts, so i could pinkie up 3 times. You deserved it
#70 - ryzeo (01/26/2012) [-]
whats the difference between a mexican and a park bench?

a park bench can support a family
#11 - symbol (01/25/2012) [-]
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#261 to #11 - phatboi (01/26/2012) [-]
9/11?

0.818181818181818..
User avatar #286 to #261 - theredneckguy (01/26/2012) [-]
9/11 as in September 11, 2001
#293 to #286 - phatboi (01/26/2012) [-]
nobody saw what i did there...
User avatar #300 to #293 - theredneckguy (01/26/2012) [-]
I knew what you did. I was just making sure on the off chance you didn't get the joke that you do now. I am also sorry that I did not pick up on the sarcasm.
+23
#227 - afatsmellywilly **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #242 - kisman (01/26/2012) [-]
why cant hellen keller drive?
because shes a woman
#226 - browealicious (01/26/2012) [-]
Why do black people only have nightmares?   
We killed the only one with a dream.   
See you there OP.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
See you there OP.
#214 - Rascal (01/26/2012) [-]
Teacher: Peter, spell "ice."
Peter: I-C-E
Teacher: Good. Paul, spell "frog."
Paul: F-R-O-G
Teacher: Good. Mohammed spell "Racial discrimination."
User avatar #257 to #229 - alseides (01/26/2012) [-]
what the **** is that?!
#148 - kingdoms (01/26/2012) [-]
How are spinach and anal sex similar?
#150 to #148 - kingdoms (01/26/2012) [-]
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult
#196 to #150 - therocketjack (01/26/2012) [-]
Hit it grandpa!
#42 - Azzoid (01/25/2012) [-]
This just fits with the comp. Sorry if you get offended by this.
#46 - internetshakespear (01/25/2012) [-]
They say there's safety in numbers. Ya, try telling that to 6 million jews.
User avatar #83 to #46 - marineofMaine (01/26/2012) [-]
or hitlarious. but that joke is a little out of mein kampfort zone. i think i might have the final solution to the problem jew have. I need to stop it now, im losing my concentration. Camp you see that? we must not let these jokes go any fuhrer, or well all go to Heil. and that isnt Reich
User avatar #60 to #46 - sirmctree (01/26/2012) [-]
I did Nazi that coming,
Anne Frankly
it was Hitlerious
User avatar #117 - insanemanoo (01/26/2012) [-]
Question....What did the German boy get for Christmas

Answer.....An Easy-Bake oven and a GI-Jew
User avatar #173 to #114 - shayschamp (01/26/2012) [-]
**shayschamp Thinks you should look at comment #5**
User avatar #183 to #179 - shayschamp (01/26/2012) [-]
Would ya like a link there 'ol bro­ny?
funnyjunk.com/funny_picture...
#195 to #183 - ragingbrony (01/26/2012) [-]
This image has expired
No thanks, I already got one
#259 - crafty (01/26/2012) [-]
See you guys there we should make a special fj corner.
User avatar #263 to #259 - angreif (01/26/2012) [-]
look at the content, it's where he's sitting
#71 - hauntzor (01/26/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a 6-year-old girl?



I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
#280 - rogueshadow (01/26/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a hamburger and a baby?   
   
I don't rape a hamburger before I eat it.
What's the difference between a hamburger and a baby?

I don't rape a hamburger before I eat it.
User avatar #160 to #154 - Onlythebiggest (01/26/2012) [-]
well played

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