Troll Economics 2. Edit: A disproportionate amount of people are favoriting this post... so, uh, don't try this at home. Really, don't go to jail.. We all knew
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Troll Economics 2

Troll Economics 2. Edit: A disproportionate amount of people are favoriting this post... so, uh, don't try this at home. Really, don't go to jail.. We all knew

Edit: A disproportionate amount of people are favoriting this post... so, uh, don't try this at home. Really, don't go to jail.

We all knew that in the U. S.
you can ta a bank and According ta U. S. law,
exchange a damaged bill fer a if you have at. least 51% cf
new ene. the banknote intact,
it is valid ta
exchange.
Cue
indicated.
Redeem far
hillery i - u mad, Treasury??
Repeat until
filthy rich
All ever
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#69 - qwertyjoke (01/24/2012) [-]
"Expert" said 1$....

I give you 15 cents for that
#50 - jremzthedragon (01/24/2012) [-]
When I saw 'Troll economics' I was expecting to see a picture of the Greek flag
#126 - thizzled (01/24/2012) [-]
66%   
66%   
33%(different serial numberherpderp)   
33%(^this^)
66%
66%
33%(different serial numberherpderp)
33%(^this^)
#78 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-]
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#101 to #78 - yunnie (01/24/2012) [-]
Awesome
#112 to #101 - anon (01/24/2012) [-]
desu
User avatar #81 to #78 - WarPigs (01/24/2012) [-]
That's the funniest thing I've seen on this site.
#3 - maxkodan (01/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, that doesn't work. the last 2 would have different identification numbers and so would clearly be different bills. The bank wouldn't take it.
#5 to #3 - martiini (01/23/2012) [-]
Continue doing this, acquire infinite paper, sell paper for money, have infinite money. Problem?
Continue doing this, acquire infinite paper, sell paper for money, have infinite money. Problem?
#206 to #5 - maxkodan (01/24/2012) [-]
The 30 cents per year you might make doing that would be really helpful to pay your bail for purposely defacing legal tender <<
#130 - cdroid (01/24/2012) [-]
I've got an idea that won't get you arrested:
Cut a dollar bill into exactly 100 perfectly equal parts. Give the bank 51 of these peices and watch them try for hours to figure out if it's really 51%.
Won't get you money, but the frustration of the tellers will be priceless.
#140 to #130 - naysja (01/24/2012) [-]
Sounds good and all, but dosn't it say INTACT?:P Meaning the 51% has to be ONE piece?:p
then also meaning theOH PEEcan't do what he claims, the parts he cut of the original is 33% from 2, leaving 2 66% and 2 33%, so once you think about it, you can't do this:) You could just do it in the middle and go to the bank now and then, of course it's just 1 dollar, but hey it's more than nothing;)
#131 to #130 - cdroid (01/24/2012) [-]
Or an easier way to accomplish this is to cut the bill into roughly 51% and 49% chunks, then cut the larger piece into as many tiny pieces as you can.
#155 to #131 - isocket (01/24/2012) [-]
But then you still wouldn't have 51% of a bank note, you would have 49% of one, which is not accepted.
#148 - kdiddlid (01/24/2012) [-]
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#92 - thasneeze (01/24/2012) [-]
the serial code on the left and right wouldn't match.
User avatar #97 to #92 - acetherouge (01/24/2012) [-]
this!
#103 to #92 - anon (01/24/2012) [-]
Hence "Troll Physics"
When have troll physics ever been something that is actually doable?
#114 to #103 - saygoodnight (01/24/2012) [-]
Hence "Troll Economics"
Trolol
#192 to #103 - engeseth (01/24/2012) [-]
Actually it has come with something wich is possible, but I do not remember the whole concept.   
   
It was something if a tower was placed at the north pole and we would use magnets wich would react diffriently and produce energy.   
It was on a troll physics site, also pic related mfw actually good idea.
Actually it has come with something wich is possible, but I do not remember the whole concept.

It was something if a tower was placed at the north pole and we would use magnets wich would react diffriently and produce energy.
It was on a troll physics site, also pic related mfw actually good idea.
#158 - anon (01/24/2012) [-]
No it needs to be 51% in one peice
No it needs to be 51% in one peice
#171 to #158 - sairiui (01/24/2012) [-]
Dat gif.

**** everything.gif
User avatar #161 to #158 - Snoods (01/24/2012) [-]
Don't you know troll physics (in this case troll economics) never work
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#80 to #68 - lolkingdomhearts (01/24/2012) [-]
OH **** . THAT MIGHT ******* WORK
User avatar #82 to #80 - Nihatclodra (01/24/2012) [-]
It would just push the chair down faster...

CaptainObvious.jpg
User avatar #93 to #82 - DannyDanger (01/24/2012) [-]
What if I'm in a falling 1950s phone booth and I jump out of it just before it hits the ground? The phone booth is heavier than the chair so jumping out of it wouldn't push it down as much, right?
User avatar #98 to #93 - Nihatclodra (01/24/2012) [-]
Nope, still wouldn't work from any height that would actually need you to do that... unless you have some ******* powerful legs!
User avatar #104 to #98 - fublahman (01/24/2012) [-]
you could survive if you fell with something soft, like a mattress. Probably still get ****** up though.
User avatar #110 to #80 - TheFixer (01/24/2012) [-]
thats troll physics for you it might work but then again it probably wont because of our stupid laws of physics in this universe
#204 to #110 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
Assuming you fall at 9.8m/s with no friction and ignoring aerodynamics you'd be able to if you could launch yourself off the chair and reach a velocity of 0m/s. You'd need to reach an upward force equal to that of your freefall velocity. Basically you jump and launch yourself fast enough so that you stop falling or actually start going back up then go back to falling. You'd need supernatural leg strength.
User avatar #205 to #204 - TheFixer (11/22/2013) [-]
yeah
User avatar #95 to #80 - WhereMehSammich (01/24/2012) [-]
it can work if u are able to jump at twice the speed u are falling
#28 - anon (01/24/2012) [-]
#149 - zepplien (01/24/2012) [-]
I invest in gold and silver; as you do your little scam, capitalism fails. Thus, I get more money.



#14 - anon (01/24/2012) [-]
the cereal #'s wouldn't match

#184 to #14 - wonderkid (01/24/2012) [-]
cereal???
cereal???
#21 to #14 - evilzombiepig (01/24/2012) [-]
You probably also think that Dexter kills cereal mascots, hm'?
#15 to #14 - steakandribs (01/24/2012) [-]
Cereal numbers?
Cereal numbers?
User avatar #51 - qwertyjoke (01/24/2012) [-]
only 51%???? so where's the other 89% go?
#56 to #51 - fourchanuser (01/24/2012) [-]
Do you usually **** **** up when you talk?
User avatar #59 to #56 - swimmingprodigy (01/24/2012) [-]
he's alluding to the Russian total of 140%, you just didnt realize it.


So to answer your image, you are because you couldnt catch that
#61 to #59 - fourchanuser (01/24/2012) [-]
Yet he's using it out of context, it's like me saying that the Russian economy will fail in economics ( it won't, I'm just making that up) when we are discussing the economy of the U.S. or britfat.
User avatar #62 to #61 - swimmingprodigy (01/24/2012) [-]
yes, but it's a joke. Just take it and move along
User avatar #77 to #51 - TheOneKing (01/24/2012) [-]
oh ho! i see what u did there
User avatar #52 to #51 - bakonforall (01/24/2012) [-]
we're talking about amerifat money, not russian.
User avatar #120 - fuckmynuts (01/24/2012) [-]
Im not sure if anyone else has posted about this but there also has to be the full serial number for them to accept it and they check if the serial number is the same as any others in circulation
User avatar #117 - sephirion (01/24/2012) [-]
didnt he just say the banknote has to be intact? the bottom one is not intact -.-
User avatar #72 - guessmyusername (01/24/2012) [-]
>cleanly cut edges of two 1$

> cut in exact same edge, opposite sides

> tries getting 3$

>seems legit.
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