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How to fuck the friend zone in the ass

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FRIEND ZANE. " BEEN THERE. I KNDA HDW IT FEELS. AND I KNDA
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MAKES YTILIE TRUST IN HER AND YOURSELF GD COMPLET ELY AWRY. IT' S
LIKE t' 00 WASTED ALL SDUR TIME.
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UM CHEATED HER oft LISTEN TO HER PERSONAL PROBLEMS AS HER
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WHATSOEVER.
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600 DAMN SELF RESPECT.
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LOVE. WHAT 1' 00 NEED TO UNDERSTAND G THAT SHE IS NDT
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TO BE AN ASS Hour, BECAUSE CHANCES ARE Yoo ARE h NICE GUY.
WHICH LEADS ME TO THE NEXT POINT, SSDP LISTENING DUMB *******
PEAPLE TELLING YDU THAT NICE GUYS WILL NEVER arr LAID.
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RE DD NDT IDRK IF YDU' RE A DEUCHE BAG. NDT, UNDER
ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, CHANGE WHD YDU ARE so YDU CAN TRY TO APPEAL
TO I" ADRE GIRLS. IF YDU DD THAT. THEN I HAVE DALY ONE THING TO SAY
TO YDU.
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KNDA IS WRANG. DDNT EVEN THINK ABAUT tr.
Mhl HERE" J THE PART WHERE YDU FEEL GADD ABAUT YOURSELF. FRAM
PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, AND I HAVE SEEN THIS HAPPEN TO ATHER PEAPLE
TOO, BREAKING GT THE RELATIONSHIP THIS GIRL HAS PUT
YDU IN WILL DALY MAKE THINGS BETTER.
AND IT WILL GET BETTER RIGHT AWAY. AS SEDN AS YDU ARE FREE.
AND YDU WILL HAVE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSEN.
HOV TO MAN THE **** UP.
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User avatar #18 - bakinboy ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
on the surface i'm very shy
below that im pretty funny and cool
below that im a cold uncaring asshole
below that im a sociopath
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#435 to #18 - ozzuguru (01/24/2012) [-]
on the surface I'm a successful man who works on wallstreet
below that i'm a adulterer who cheats on his fiancé
below that i'm a serial killer
below that i'm a canibal
MFW
#451 to #18 - anon (01/24/2012) [-]
On the surface I'm simple and relatively happy
Below that I despise everyone around me aside from my true friends
Below that I'm constantly analysing situations and people
Below that, I know most people better than they know themselves
Below that i understand fear and weakness and soon... I will thrive!
User avatar #458 to #451 - explosiveatomic (01/24/2012) [-]
i think this one applies to me more then the other one.
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User avatar #29 to #18 - cartmananalprobe (01/24/2012) [-]
Had to favorite that, bankiboy, you're awesome
#23 to #18 - thepsycho (01/24/2012) [-]
It's scary how well that applies to me too.

And most people here.
#296 to #18 - seeggul (01/24/2012) [-]
and below all that, i'm really a horse
User avatar #40 to #18 - wootshop (01/24/2012) [-]
and below that there are small bacteria in your stomach that help you digest your food.
User avatar #121 to #40 - ViXi (01/24/2012) [-]
no...
User avatar #20 to #18 - indeedi (01/24/2012) [-]
I think i just found myself in a few sentences.

Thank you, stranger. I have no idea who you are, But thank you.
User avatar #122 to #20 - bloodisredsweat (01/24/2012) [-]
and below the sociopath is a psychopath.

but other wise he just called us ALL out haha
#244 - hillcrest (01/24/2012) [-]
my last year has just been summed up by a stranger who has now given me an answer
#246 - acrylin ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
Seriously made my day, thank you.
Seriously made my day, thank you.
#271 to #246 - soydaniel (01/24/2012) [-]
SHAWN OF THE DEAD FTW!!!  :DD
SHAWN OF THE DEAD FTW!!! :DD
User avatar #401 - skepticalgingaa (01/24/2012) [-]
Bout two years ago, i was talking to this girl. we got really close, and she always flirted with/teased me. So, i though it would work and i got really happy, because i just came out of a really nasty breakup. Anyway, one night she calls me, drunk outta her mind. She basically tells me she loves me, wants to be with me, etc. Since shes drunk, i acknowledge it, but am a little skeptical. The next day, however, she tells me she didn't mean it, and she was just drunk. i was a tad upset, but let it go, figuring it would still work out. The next day, however, she tells me shes started talking to my best friend. Inside, i was hurt, and furious. I nearly hit my best friend, because he would kiss her and all in front of me, unaware that she led me on for more than 2 months. But then, I manned the **** up. I basically told her that i couldn't be her friend anymore, and started ignoring her at school. Eventually, i told my bro about her, and he apologized to me dumped her. Now, i'm in a healthy relationship with an absolutely gorgeous girl, who is my world.

OP, Your DAMN right.
For those of you who read all the way through, thanks. if you have any feedback, or story's of your own, I'm all ears.
#374 - keyboardsamurai (01/24/2012) [-]
**keyboardsamurai rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Over Nine Thousand ** how i get out of the friendzone
#395 to #374 - thehunts (01/24/2012) [-]
**thehunts rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Slendy Man 'n' Fish ep.1 ** how you wish you did
#437 to #395 - angelishblue (01/24/2012) [-]
**angelishblue rolled a random image posted in comment #1573668 at FJ Pony Thread ** how you did,but you secretly wish you didn't.
User avatar #248 - afuzzypenguinmerp (01/24/2012) [-]
OP I was this close to becoming a douchebag....and I knew it too :'( I love you OP! You big old Lamar Smithgot you! <3
#243 - sedativechunk (01/24/2012) [-]
WOW, I vote FJ post of the year. Bravo sir, bravo. I love this. I grew close to a girl last year for several months and then we dated. I can agree with everything that this post talks about. This girl dated me but then... well it wasn't an ex boyfriend but an ex girlfriend. Yes, she was a lesbian and she wanted me to be her friend. I was pissed and upset (and still am somewhat). I fell in love with this girl and then I'm suppose to be her friend? I mean I fell hard for her and she led me on too. I thought I would marry this girl, I had no idea she leaned the other way.   
   
For months I've had a grudge over this, I always questioned myself. Should I be her friend? Should I go evil on her ass? Or should I just never deal with it again? You worded it perfect. If she ever confronts me again I don't have to be an asshole but I should say &quot;I can't be friends with you anymore&quot;. I like that. I agree with what you said, that if we are friends it's going to be a co-dependent relationship (you must be a 			*******		 counselor). And if the right girl comes along I don't' want to be clinging on to this bitch that broke my heart.   
   
You know what's weird about this is before reading this I was just thinking about it again. But that's why I like sites like FJ cause things on here always seem to make my life easier, whether it makes me laugh or gives me advice. And to end this long comment I will say 			****		 YOU, FRIENDZONE, EAT 			****		 AND DIE.
WOW, I vote FJ post of the year. Bravo sir, bravo. I love this. I grew close to a girl last year for several months and then we dated. I can agree with everything that this post talks about. This girl dated me but then... well it wasn't an ex boyfriend but an ex girlfriend. Yes, she was a lesbian and she wanted me to be her friend. I was pissed and upset (and still am somewhat). I fell in love with this girl and then I'm suppose to be her friend? I mean I fell hard for her and she led me on too. I thought I would marry this girl, I had no idea she leaned the other way.

For months I've had a grudge over this, I always questioned myself. Should I be her friend? Should I go evil on her ass? Or should I just never deal with it again? You worded it perfect. If she ever confronts me again I don't have to be an asshole but I should say "I can't be friends with you anymore". I like that. I agree with what you said, that if we are friends it's going to be a co-dependent relationship (you must be a ******* counselor). And if the right girl comes along I don't' want to be clinging on to this bitch that broke my heart.

You know what's weird about this is before reading this I was just thinking about it again. But that's why I like sites like FJ cause things on here always seem to make my life easier, whether it makes me laugh or gives me advice. And to end this long comment I will say **** YOU, FRIENDZONE, EAT **** AND DIE.
User avatar #511 - manofparody (01/25/2012) [-]
3 years ago I ended it with a girl that I went on and off with for years, and finally when I confronted her about all the lying, cheating, using, and ************ , she said, "I think of you as a little brother and it feels weird."
I told that bitch, " **** you" and finally got her out of my life. I missed her so much, and everytime she tried talking to me, I'd stare at her with a disgusted look, and all my friends would notice what's going on, and give her the same look I was. My friends, my ACTUAL friends helped me through it and understood what was going on. about 3 months ago I heard that she's pregnant and married to some redneck with no money to her name.
In the end, I won, and I feel better about it. I still miss her, no idea why. She lied to me everytime I dated her, and cheated on me, and used me.
Love is ignorance, and ignorance is bliss.
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#324 - anon (01/24/2012) [-]
i got friend zoned once i was talking to this girl who was a senior and i was a junior, we talked for a while then i told her i liked her and we got really close, after that every time i tried to talk to her she was really distant and ended the conversation quickly. That goes on for about a week and i continue to try and talk to her but she just stopped trying to converse with me so during one of the short conversations she decides to tell me that she sees me as more of a friend. I say alright and leave it at that. I was pretty pissed but i could handle that. 3 ******* days later she starts going out with some little ******* douchebag hipster. At that point im ******* furious. i dont talk to her for about two weeks then my friends invite me out and shes there... with him and i have never wanted to punch someone in the face more but i decide to just calm down and luckily for him they both left within like 10 minutes, and i talk to my friends about this and they said if i hit him they would have all hit him, but i didnt really want to get them involved so i let him slide. Lets say about a month later the douchebag hipster almost got her pregnant and they break up and i have never laughed so hard in my ******* life shes ******* sad i feel so ******* happy so now its been like 6 months since then and i just have not had an actual conversation with her and i have just completely cut her off as my "friend", she got what she deserved and karma is a hilarious ******* bitch if anyone has actually read up to this point thanks and i would like to hear some kind of feedback on my experience
User avatar #343 to #324 - indeedsir (01/24/2012) [-]
your a better man than i. i had just about the same thing happen a while ago and first chance i got i started a fight with her new guy waited for him to swing first and beat the **** out of him. needles to say nothing good came out of it for either of us. i wish id done it your way.
#378 to #324 - anon (01/24/2012) [-]
Fellow. Anon says u did good
#382 to #324 - kermeow (01/24/2012) [-]
Some girls deserve exactly what they get. Karma is a mega bitch but she does her job. You did the right thing.

Pic kind of related.
User avatar #339 to #324 - thexxtalonxx (01/24/2012) [-]
I read it, it was long but you did the right thing. And now you're a pimp.

#323 - burgermeatt (01/24/2012) [-]
This is for you... its just gotta charge so be patient..
This is for you... its just gotta charge so be patient..
#297 - tastycupcakes ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
im glad you said it, ive been commenting on people trying to get this point across and you did it far better than i ever could.

i applaud you sir
#476 - Risus (01/24/2012) [-]
This happened to me 2 weeks ago. And trust me, I'm one of the nicest guys I know. I always treat girls with respect unless they push me way too far.

>Best friends with girl for 3 months
>Turns out she likes me too
>Date her for 4 months
>2 weeks ago, she talks to her ex-boyfriend again and still has feelings for him, is honest and breaks things off with me
>Not even mad, I still planned on being friends and moving on
>Find a **** buddy because I've got 5 months left in this town and I'm not looking to form any new relationships
>Now apparently I'm an asshole despite me being nice through everything and putting up with her severe hormonal **** (serious PMS, OCD, all this **** ) for months and she starts to try to insult me personally (by typing out a paragraphs long rant on some random guy's status on facebook that I commented on, bat **** insane stuff right there)
>Call out every single one of her insecurities, call her an immature, hormonal bitch, destroy her, tell her to **** off and grow up
>Laugh every time I pass her in the hall

Feels good bro. And the new sex is so much better.

TL;DR - I "escaped" the friend zone, doesn't help, relationship was seriously unhealthy and we both just chased after each other nonstop for those 4 months. She dumped me for her ex, then tried to make it look like I was the ass. Bitches be crazy so I treated her as a bitch deserves. and I'm a stereotypical "nice guy"
nice guy.
#431 - RomanR (01/24/2012) [-]
Thats actually very well said.

On behalf of Russia I salute you!

(Its me)
User avatar #468 to #431 - blinkfreak (01/24/2012) [-]
you're russia
User avatar #474 to #468 - RomanR (01/24/2012) [-]
I Russia.
User avatar #478 to #474 - blinkfreak (01/24/2012) [-]
is that like the Ipad?
User avatar #488 to #478 - RomanR (01/24/2012) [-]
No I Russia, like... same as... Iraq..? I dont know sorry English not too good
#213 - faithrider (01/24/2012) [-]
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#500 - zredalert (01/24/2012) [-]
You win one internet for hopefully chagning at least one persons life, thankfully, i'm not in that situation, but god damn, do you understand life.
#486 - racoonking (01/24/2012) [-]
Wow. I legitimately needed to hear that...thank you. Your a true bro op, unless this is a retoast, but even if it is I don't really care
#426 - foongusamoongus (01/24/2012) [-]
as one who doesn't feel the need to date, I most certainly will take this into consideration when I know the time is right, but hey I'm just a stupid 16 year old teenager (pic is of me).
One green thu­mb for you, and I will keep clicking on the gray th­umb and adding an imaginary amount of th­umbs for you
#459 to #426 - princessktown (01/24/2012) [-]
you're very nice looking :)
User avatar #463 to #459 - foongusamoongus (01/24/2012) [-]
thank you I'll remember this to cheer myself up
#475 to #426 - anon (01/24/2012) [-]
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
User avatar #506 to #475 - foongusamoongus (01/24/2012) [-]
I KILLED HIM FOR A REASON!
#438 to #426 - angelishblue (01/24/2012) [-]
your face.....your face makes me want to be raped. for this i will give you a real picture instead of rolling one. it's a retarded raccoon i made in paint for no good reason.
User avatar #440 to #438 - foongusamoongus (01/24/2012) [-]
and I accept it humbly as a great gift
#443 to #440 - angelishblue (01/24/2012) [-]
i love you,man.
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