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How to fuck the friend zone in the ass

I' BEEN HEARING A LOT or WHINING AND COMPLAINING ABAUT THE
FRIEND ZANE. " BEEN THERE. I KNDA HDW IT FEELS. AND I KNDA
FDR h ******* FACT THAT BEING NICE u THE RIGHT THING TO ,
THAT' S RIGHT. I KNDA HOV IT FEELS WHEN A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL
CONVINCES SDUR KIND AND VULNERABLE MIND ANTD BELIEVING THAT
FINALLY IT' S DDING TO IDRK DUT. FINALLY TOO THINK LOVE G UHDN
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GUILTY ABAUT BECAUSE / Mo IT RIGHT. WITH GADD AND
YDU WERE NICE.
THEN SDMB ******** HAPPENS. YDU ASK HER CUT AND SHE' S NOT
SURE. SHE ASKS YDU WAIT. SHE' S SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN HER EX
BOYFRIEND AGAIN. WHATEVER ******** EXCUSE CDI' AES UP WITH
MAKES YTILIE TRUST IN HER AND YOURSELF GD COMPLET ELY AWRY. IT' S
LIKE t' 00 WASTED ALL SDUR TIME.
GIRLS ARE HEART BREAKERS. THERE ARE TVO THINGS t' thl CAN
IF A GIRL BREAKS HEART AND THROWS IT ANTD THE FRIEND
ZANE.
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FRIEND SD SHE CAN TELL YDU ALL ABAUT HDW SAD G THAT THIS
UM CHEATED HER oft LISTEN TO HER PERSONAL PROBLEMS AS HER
SHOULDER CRY ON,. IN ATHER WARDS. SHE WILL TREAT TOO
AS HER BOYFRIEND BOT WITHOUT ANY INTIMACY
WHATSOEVER.
DDN' T PICK NUMBER DNE.
ral CAN MAN THE **** UP AND REWARD YOURSELF WITH SDMB
600 DAMN SELF RESPECT.
f UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN ' RE IN THE FRIEND ZANE. THE GIRL WHD
PUT YIN THERE CAN SEEM LIKE THE MYST IMPORTANT ASPECT Of"
I. IR LIFE. IT' S BECAUSE ITO LOVE HER. IT JUST MEANS YDU' RE IN
LOVE. WHAT 1' 00 NEED TO UNDERSTAND G THAT SHE IS NDT
RETURNING THAT LOVE.
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Of" THESE REASONS MATTER. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT SDUR LIFE G
CURRENTLY IN ' I. IR DWN HANDS. NOV TAKE SDUR HANDS AND PUT UP
MIDDLE FINGERS.
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ME ALANG so **** YDU." Yoo JUST HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT IT' S
TRUE. ND MATTER HOV AND SAD SHE IS AND HOV BADLY SHE
NEEDS YDU AS HER SHOULDE R TO CRY AND HOV MUCH SHE NEEDS Yoo
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THEN IT ISN' T A FRIENDSHIP ANYMORE.
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IS Flour A ' / NT RELATIONSHIP WHICH IS UNHEALTHY AND WILL NDT
BRING YDU ANY CLOSER TO FINDING A GIRL WHD WILL TREAT YDU THE
WAY YDU WANT TO BE TREATED.
TELL HER WHAT YDU NEED TO TELL HER. WE CAN' T BE FRIENDS
ANYMORE. THIS IS NOT FAIR ME. THIS IS HDW I FEEL. YDU DDN' T HAVE
TO BE AN ASS Hour, BECAUSE CHANCES ARE Yoo ARE h NICE GUY.
WHICH LEADS ME TO THE NEXT POINT, SSDP LISTENING DUMB *******
PEAPLE TELLING YDU THAT NICE GUYS WILL NEVER arr LAID.
THERE ARE PLENTY GIRLS WHD LIKE NICE' GUYS. SALID, HEALTHY
RE DD NDT IDRK IF YDU' RE A DEUCHE BAG. NDT, UNDER
ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, CHANGE WHD YDU ARE so YDU CAN TRY TO APPEAL
TO I" ADRE GIRLS. IF YDU DD THAT. THEN I HAVE DALY ONE THING TO SAY
TO YDU.
**** YDU.
BECOMING A DEUCHE BAG IS GIVING UP. IT' S DDING EXACTLY WHAT YDU
KNDA IS WRANG. DDNT EVEN THINK ABAUT tr.
Mhl HERE" J THE PART WHERE YDU FEEL GADD ABAUT YOURSELF. FRAM
PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, AND I HAVE SEEN THIS HAPPEN TO ATHER PEAPLE
TOO, BREAKING GT THE RELATIONSHIP THIS GIRL HAS PUT
YDU IN WILL DALY MAKE THINGS BETTER.
AND IT WILL GET BETTER RIGHT AWAY. AS SEDN AS YDU ARE FREE.
AND YDU WILL HAVE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSEN.
HOV TO MAN THE **** UP.
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User avatar #18 - bakinboy (01/24/2012) [+] (12 replies)
on the surface i'm very shy
below that im pretty funny and cool
below that im a cold uncaring asshole
below that im a sociopath
#294 - npfortytwo (01/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#244 - hillcrest (01/24/2012) [-]
my last year has just been summed up by a stranger who has now given me an answer
#243 - sedativechunk (01/24/2012) [-]
WOW, I vote FJ post of the year. Bravo sir, bravo. I love this. I grew close to a girl last year for several months and then we dated. I can agree with everything that this post talks about. This girl dated me but then... well it wasn't an ex boyfriend but an ex girlfriend. Yes, she was a lesbian and she wanted me to be her friend. I was pissed and upset (and still am somewhat). I fell in love with this girl and then I'm suppose to be her friend? I mean I fell hard for her and she led me on too. I thought I would marry this girl, I had no idea she leaned the other way.   
   
For months I've had a grudge over this, I always questioned myself. Should I be her friend? Should I go evil on her ass? Or should I just never deal with it again? You worded it perfect. If she ever confronts me again I don't have to be an asshole but I should say "I can't be friends with you anymore". I like that. I agree with what you said, that if we are friends it's going to be a co-dependent relationship (you must be a 						*******					 counselor). And if the right girl comes along I don't' want to be clinging on to this bitch that broke my heart.   
   
You know what's weird about this is before reading this I was just thinking about it again. But that's why I like sites like FJ cause things on here always seem to make my life easier, whether it makes me laugh or gives me advice. And to end this long comment I will say 						****					 YOU, FRIENDZONE, EAT 						****					 AND DIE.
WOW, I vote FJ post of the year. Bravo sir, bravo. I love this. I grew close to a girl last year for several months and then we dated. I can agree with everything that this post talks about. This girl dated me but then... well it wasn't an ex boyfriend but an ex girlfriend. Yes, she was a lesbian and she wanted me to be her friend. I was pissed and upset (and still am somewhat). I fell in love with this girl and then I'm suppose to be her friend? I mean I fell hard for her and she led me on too. I thought I would marry this girl, I had no idea she leaned the other way.

For months I've had a grudge over this, I always questioned myself. Should I be her friend? Should I go evil on her ass? Or should I just never deal with it again? You worded it perfect. If she ever confronts me again I don't have to be an asshole but I should say "I can't be friends with you anymore". I like that. I agree with what you said, that if we are friends it's going to be a co-dependent relationship (you must be a ******* counselor). And if the right girl comes along I don't' want to be clinging on to this bitch that broke my heart.

You know what's weird about this is before reading this I was just thinking about it again. But that's why I like sites like FJ cause things on here always seem to make my life easier, whether it makes me laugh or gives me advice. And to end this long comment I will say **** YOU, FRIENDZONE, EAT **** AND DIE.
#431 - RomanR (01/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Thats actually very well said.

On behalf of Russia I salute you!

(Its me)
#297 - tastycupcakes (01/24/2012) [-]
im glad you said it, ive been commenting on people trying to get this point across and you did it far better than i ever could.

i applaud you sir
#246 - acrylin (01/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Seriously made my day, thank you.
Seriously made my day, thank you.
User avatar #401 - skepticalgingaa (01/24/2012) [-]
Bout two years ago, i was talking to this girl. we got really close, and she always flirted with/teased me. So, i though it would work and i got really happy, because i just came out of a really nasty breakup. Anyway, one night she calls me, drunk outta her mind. She basically tells me she loves me, wants to be with me, etc. Since shes drunk, i acknowledge it, but am a little skeptical. The next day, however, she tells me she didn't mean it, and she was just drunk. i was a tad upset, but let it go, figuring it would still work out. The next day, however, she tells me shes started talking to my best friend. Inside, i was hurt, and furious. I nearly hit my best friend, because he would kiss her and all in front of me, unaware that she led me on for more than 2 months. But then, I manned the **** up. I basically told her that i couldn't be her friend anymore, and started ignoring her at school. Eventually, i told my bro about her, and he apologized to me dumped her. Now, i'm in a healthy relationship with an absolutely gorgeous girl, who is my world.

OP, Your DAMN right.
For those of you who read all the way through, thanks. if you have any feedback, or story's of your own, I'm all ears.
#228 - brony (01/24/2012) [-]
is it just me or is this font really nice to read?

seriously it's like huggin a ******* cloud. with your eyes.


what font is this?
#374 - keyboardsamurai (01/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**keyboardsamurai rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Over Nine Thousand ** how i get out of the friendzone
User avatar #358 - rjake (01/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hey guys so I like bread.
User avatar #248 - afuzzypenguinmerp (01/24/2012) [-]
OP I was this close to becoming a douchebag....and I knew it too :'( I love you OP! You big old Lamar Smithgot you! <3
#213 - faithrider (01/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #41 - glamoiglia (01/24/2012) [-]
No offense, but it's been a while. That'll just come across as petty.
User avatar #511 - manofparody (01/25/2012) [-]
3 years ago I ended it with a girl that I went on and off with for years, and finally when I confronted her about all the lying, cheating, using, and ************ , she said, "I think of you as a little brother and it feels weird."
I told that bitch, " **** you" and finally got her out of my life. I missed her so much, and everytime she tried talking to me, I'd stare at her with a disgusted look, and all my friends would notice what's going on, and give her the same look I was. My friends, my ACTUAL friends helped me through it and understood what was going on. about 3 months ago I heard that she's pregnant and married to some redneck with no money to her name.
In the end, I won, and I feel better about it. I still miss her, no idea why. She lied to me everytime I dated her, and cheated on me, and used me.
Love is ignorance, and ignorance is bliss.
User avatar #504 - thejt (01/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I don't friendzone guys. But I do want them to be my close friend before I date them and while I date them.
#517 to #516 - uristits (01/26/2012) [-]
Anywhere.
#323 - burgermeatt (01/24/2012) [-]
This is for you... its just gotta charge so be patient..
This is for you... its just gotta charge so be patient..
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