Max's Hammer (Read desc.). So, these are the lyrics to Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles & of course a punchline to it. This is OC, NOT a repost, made
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Max's Hammer (Read desc.)

So, these are the lyrics to Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles & of course a punchline to it.
This is OC, NOT a repost, made it myself. Please thumb up if you like.
Thank you especially to those who actually browse the recent uploads. ...more »

So, these are the lyrics to Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles & of course a punchline to it.
This is OC, NOT a repost, made it myself. Please thumb up if you like.
Thank you especially to those who actually browse the recent uploads.

Here's a link to the song with an animated video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIMGgBLOwfg

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Submitted: 01/23/2012
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User avatar #110 - georgeharrisonfan (01/24/2012) [-]
I Love the beatles, and was singing this soon as a I read the first line :)
#104 - darkorchid (01/24/2012) [-]
I have a sock monkey named Ringo!!!
#101 - thedudedriving (01/24/2012) [-]
i was named after this song. :D

#99 - whoneedsaname (01/24/2012) [-]
if you really need to be told what song this is..you dont deserve to live...i know what this post was by just reading the title
#107 to #99 - Deanoss (01/24/2012) [-]
also since when did it become a requirement of life to like **** music? cos i hate this piece of **** and im still breathin, Lamar Smithgot
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#98 - Vervada (01/24/2012) [-]
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again. Teacher gets annoyed. Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene, she tells Max to stay when the class has gone away so he waits behind. Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-o". But as she turns her back on the boy he creeps up from behind. Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down on her head. Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer made sure that she was dead.
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again. Teacher gets annoyed. Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene, she tells Max to stay when the class has gone away so he waits behind. Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-o". But as she turns her back on the boy he creeps up from behind. Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down on her head. Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer made sure that she was dead.
#96 - bersrker (01/24/2012) [-]
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#95 - ironme (01/24/2012) [-]
I just got done making an I Am the Walrus collage (You have been warned, it's pretty ****** ) literally right before I saw this. **** yes the Beatles.
They're honestly more then a band to me. Listening to the Beatles got me through the hardest times in my life. Long live the Fab Four!
User avatar #94 - altoids (01/24/2012) [-]
oh **** ,the first paragraph rang a bell but i couldn't figure out till maxwell's silver hammer came up.
#92 - seajayjoonyo (01/24/2012) [-]
My favorite 						******					 song :D
My favorite ****** song :D
User avatar #90 - insertswearword (01/24/2012) [-]
I personally think Maxwell's Silver Hammer was the worst song on Abbey Road. Not a bad song, just didn't fit in to the album. Good in it's own way, and still a better love story than Twilight.
User avatar #91 to #90 - omgwtfwffles (01/24/2012) [-]
octopus's garden....that is all
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User avatar #93 to #91 - insertswearword (01/24/2012) [-]
One reason it's worse than Maxwell's Hammer?
User avatar #111 to #93 - omgwtfwffles (01/25/2012) [-]
The rune is crap, ringo can't sing by himself and its all just, overly jaunty.

I'm a beatles fan but one of the like 20% that just really like their earlier stuff. Then there is the other 20% which only likes everything from sgt. pepper and beyond. The rest love all of the beatles.

It all comes down to opinion, mate. This is just mine. Just thought I'd remind you in case you forgot.
User avatar #112 to #111 - insertswearword (01/25/2012) [-]
Alright, but personally I think Ringo has an alright voice. He does sound " ***** " when singing alone, but I like it. Also, I think it fit into Abbey Road better than Maxwells Hammer, which to me just didn't seem to belong on the album.

The best part of the album is the medley of the second half anyways, with Come Together, Something, and Oh Darling making up the better part of the rest. Both Maxwells Silver Hammer and Octopuses Garden don't fit very well into the medley or the singles, so I guess it's personal preference all the way.

I respect your opinion, fellow Beatles fan.
#89 - thedeadlydna (01/24/2012) [-]
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#86 to #85 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
It really is pataphysical o.o
User avatar #87 to #86 - dividerofmacaroni (01/24/2012) [-]
LOL well that's embarrassing
User avatar #84 - yourdadsdad (01/24/2012) [-]
Lizzie Bordan took an axe, gave her mother 40 whacks. Once she saw what she had done, she gave her father 41.

Beatles song or not, this is all I thought of.
#83 - imaweirdowholoves (01/24/2012) [-]
I pinkieed for Beatles.
I pinkieed for Beatles.
#81 - mcroflskates (01/24/2012) [-]
My name is Maxwell :D and I approve of this song/post
My name is Maxwell :D and I approve of this song/post
#80 - ugotwhacked (01/24/2012) [-]
Only the Beatles could write a song about a ******** and make it sounds so happy and cheerful.
#77 - iloverapingmen (01/24/2012) [-]
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Yuh mon I noe The Beatles.
#76 - walrusmaster (01/24/2012) [-]
love the Beatles
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#73 - trollsarereal (01/24/2012) [-]
meh, i can take or leave that song. i think the beatles real gems were from 65-67,
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