What. The. Fuck.. Thanks for looking!. If Your? girlfriend is giving You head and she chokes and dies, is it manslaughter, murder, gr suicide? Your Reactions: M What The Fuck Thanks for looking! If Your? girlfriend is giving You head and she chokes dies it manslaughter murder gr suicide? Your Reactions: M
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#84 - resjudicata
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Likely manslaughter. Murder requires the willful commission of a homicidal act, so unless you jammed it into her throat and suffocated her with it, that's out. Suicide is also out unless she intended to use the dick to kill herself, which is unlikely, because the gag reflex likely would have forced the dick out unless it was accidentally stuck (in which case involuntary manslaughter) or being actively pushed in while she was choking on it (in which case murder). MFW using funnyjunk for legal analysis.
Likely manslaughter. Murder requires the willful commission of a homicidal act, so unless you jammed it into her throat and suffocated her with it, that's out. Suicide is also out unless she intended to use the dick to kill herself, which is unlikely, because the gag reflex likely would have forced the dick out unless it was accidentally stuck (in which case involuntary manslaughter) or being actively pushed in while she was choking on it (in which case murder). MFW using funnyjunk for legal analysis.
#87 to #84 - Milos
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Objection denied. Accused is sentenced to death by hanging. All rise!
Objection denied. Accused is sentenced to death by hanging. All rise!
#98 to #87 - resjudicata
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Objection! Defendant is entitled to a jury trial by the sixth amendment! Keep in mind that if you are to collect a jury of his peers, most funnyjunkers will be reluctant to find a man guilty of manslaughter by dick, and will find him deserving of a laudatory brofist for eliciting such vigorous head.
#118 to #98 - resjudicata
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(01/23/2012) [-]
THAT'S WHAT I ******* THOUGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I ******* THOUGHT.
#16 - vvriotvv
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Manslaughter because you just slaughtered her with your manhood.
#176 - foelkera
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(01/24/2012) [-]
Joke's on you, she was dead long before we began.
#151 - wonderlandman
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(01/24/2012) [-]
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#115 - cubanwhiteman
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(01/23/2012) [-]
That put the laughter in manslaughter.
#97 - lafuriaroja
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#101 to #97 - vanoreo
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#147 - djinra
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Mans laughter.
#20 - griffenii
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(01/23/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw