What. The. Fuck.. Thanks for looking!. If Your? girlfriend is giving You head and she chokes and dies, is it manslaughter, murder, gr suicide? Your Reactions: M
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#84 - resjudicata (01/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Likely manslaughter. Murder requires the willful commission of a homicidal act, so unless you jammed it into her throat and suffocated her with it, that's out. Suicide is also out unless she intended to use the dick to kill herself, which is unlikely, because the gag reflex likely would have forced the dick out unless it was accidentally stuck (in which case involuntary manslaughter) or being actively pushed in while she was choking on it (in which case murder). MFW using funnyjunk for legal analysis.
Likely manslaughter. Murder requires the willful commission of a homicidal act, so unless you jammed it into her throat and suffocated her with it, that's out. Suicide is also out unless she intended to use the dick to kill herself, which is unlikely, because the gag reflex likely would have forced the dick out unless it was accidentally stuck (in which case involuntary manslaughter) or being actively pushed in while she was choking on it (in which case murder). MFW using funnyjunk for legal analysis.
User avatar #16 - vvriotvv (01/23/2012) [-]
Manslaughter because you just slaughtered her with your manhood.
User avatar #176 - foelkera ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
Joke's on you, she was dead long before we began.
#151 - wonderlandman (01/24/2012) [-]
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#153 - anonexplains (01/24/2012) [+] (21 replies)
User avatar #173 to #153 - pjbirdhatt (01/24/2012) [-]
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#115 - cubanwhiteman (01/23/2012) [-]
That put the laughter in manslaughter.
#97 - lafuriaroja (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#147 - djinra (01/23/2012) [-]
Mans laughter.
#20 - griffenii (01/23/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#76 - tonytails (01/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#34 - superassassin ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
**superassassin rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at When I work ** My reaction.
User avatar #150 - afrojack (01/24/2012) [-]
Decide after you finish
#139 - tailsx (01/23/2012) [-]
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#149 - sammyjankiis (01/23/2012) [-]
What's head?
#140 - omgapuppy (01/23/2012) [-]
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#112 - deadlykenshin (01/23/2012) [-]
**deadlykenshin rolled a random image posted in comment #406 at Check Description :3 ** my reaction to that
#57 - saveyourpoopers (01/23/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Mfw
#62 to #57 - dattechie (01/23/2012) [-]
METALLICA THREAD GO!   
I'm listening to For Whom the Bell Tolls right now btw :D
METALLICA THREAD GO!
I'm listening to For Whom the Bell Tolls right now btw :D
#146 - aldheim (01/23/2012) [-]
You would have had to keep going after she passed out.......
Probably murder......
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