Perfect Fucking Wish. .. best wish to have: a notebook that everything you right in it becomes the truth. if you run out of pages, write that this notebook has x amount more pages want  Perfect Fucking Wish best wish to have: a notebook that everything you right in it becomes the truth if run out of pages write this has x amount more want
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#16 - Jaystray
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(01/23/2012) [-]
best wish to have: a notebook that everything you right in it becomes the truth.    
   
if you run out of pages, write that this notebook has x amount more pages   
   
want super powers? write them   
   
want money or a big dick? write it   
   
more pinkies on your comment? write them...   
   
seriously i've thought about this alot
best wish to have: a notebook that everything you right in it becomes the truth.

if you run out of pages, write that this notebook has x amount more pages

want super powers? write them

want money or a big dick? write it

more pinkies on your comment? write them...

seriously i've thought about this alot
#20 to #16 - assclownman **User deleted account**
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#102 to #16 - trollgasmic
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Wish for omnipotence. Don't know what it is? Google it and be amazed.

If you get two wishes? Follow with omniscience. Don't understand? Google my brother.

Three wishes? Free the genie. Then you're omnipotent, omniscient AND you've got a mad genie bro.
#111 to #102 - ZenMacros
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(01/23/2012) [-]
That's basically what I said below. Although, after wishing for omnipotence, there really is no reason to use up your other wishes.
#32 to #16 - dementedllama
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(01/23/2012) [-]
* and only works for you/appears blank to other people.
#36 to #32 - MrPadre
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(01/23/2012) [-]
You could just wish for the notebook and the first two things you write are "The powers of this notebook work only for me, [enter full name here]" and "The contents of this notebook will appear blank to everyone aside from [enter full name here], the owner of this book"
#109 to #16 - TheNewRavager
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(01/23/2012) [-]
The following is what I responded with to a similar post, with some minor revisions (between *'s)

I wish for a magic notebook that would make anything I write into it come true.

Then I would proceed to write the following, just to be safe.

*Whatever is written will only come true after a period is placed at the end of the sentence.*
The notebook will only work for me.
The notebook will never run out of pages.
I can never lose the notebook; if it is misplaced or stolen, I only have to think about it and it will appear in my hands.
Attached to the notebook is a pen that will never run out of ink.
The notebook, as well as the pen and the string with which it is attached, are indestructible; nothing can destroy the notebook or alter the contents of it's pages *except for the pen that is attached.*
This statement, as well as the statement after this and what has been written before this statement can never be altered.
If I place an 'X' next to any statement made after this one, it is rendered null.

Thanks to some of the people who replied to my comment for a few of the revisions.
Here is the original: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
#17 to #16 - Jaystray
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(01/23/2012) [-]
*write*
#72 to #16 - thepsycho
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(01/23/2012) [-]
And then you accidentally write a contradiction...
And then you accidentally write a contradiction...
#21 to #16 - ZenMacros
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Since I was kid I've decided that my wish would be the power to do anything. Anything can happen at any time no matter what, if I command it, whether with my mouth or with my mind.
#94 to #21 - odonnell
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(01/23/2012) [-]
That would be bad, especially for me. My mind tends to wonder, Everyone would have died and Giraffes would rule earth whilst turtles could fly and open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur.
#110 to #94 - ZenMacros
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(01/23/2012) [-]
No, you misread what I said. I wasn't saying that whatever I think happens. I was saying that if I wanted something to happen, I can make it happen by simply thinking it. I could give myself DragonBall Z powers, or I can turn the planet inside-out. There is literally no limit to what I'd be able to do if my wish was granted.
#112 to #110 - odonnell
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Ah, K. I get you now.
#42 to #16 - critikalfail **User deleted account**
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#3 - soulessbody
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(01/22/2012) [-]
You get wishes for finishing geometry homework?
So that's why i never got any wishes...
#98 - mitchelluth
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(01/23/2012) [-]
**mitchelluth rolled a random image posted in comment #1186 at Fuck Chuck Norris ** His Face When!
**mitchelluth rolled a random image posted in comment #1186 at Fuck Chuck Norris ** His Face When!
#99 to #98 - cedrock
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(01/23/2012) [-]
WOW ******* epic roll...
#100 to #99 - mitchelluth
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Lol lovin it
#34 - cdroid
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Well, let me look at what we have here..
Yep, looks like total ******** to me.
#38 to #34 - aldheim
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(01/23/2012) [-]
No, this actually happened.
#40 to #38 - cdroid
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(01/23/2012) [-]
I meant the ****** joke is ********
#41 to #40 - aldheim
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Well, it's some kind of ****.
#25 - gayjunk
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(01/23/2012) [-]
#24 - sinfeeder
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#30 - vikingfaen
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#39 to #30 - anon
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Fixed
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#44 - molotowone
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(01/23/2012) [-]
#55 to #44 - mrshs
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Amen ;)
Amen ;)
#92 - chitalian
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