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did you know'?
Jim Carrey used to send funny letters Tupac
when he was in prison.
did you know'?
There' s a bra designed to break into 2 gas mask
in case of emergency.
did yeu know?
The National Animal of Scotland is 'Unicorn'.
did you know?
When a maia penguin fales in laye with a female
penguin, he searches the entire beach to find
the perfect pebble present to her. And when
he finally finds it, he waddles ever to her and
places the pebble right in front of her.. Kind of
like a proposal.
did you knew?
In 1996, a man broke into a New Zealand radio
station, held the manager hostage, and asked the
station to play "Rainbow " by Kermit
the Frog nonstop.
did you know'?
During sex, wemen are mere likely orgasm
while wearing socks.
did you know'?
Seth Mcfarlane, the creator of family guy was
supposed to be en ene of the planes on Bill.
did you knew?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
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#194 - aiphrem (01/23/2012) [-]
Physics is my only mistress
#348 to #194 - teddybalan (01/23/2012) [-]
kind of related
#217 to #194 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.

Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged – every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.

If TL;DR physicist porn
User avatar #220 to #217 - aiphrem (01/23/2012) [-]
This comment deserves front page. Take this medal, these cookiez and the whole internet whole you`re at it. Good job sir, good job.

Oh, and I have to say it. Better love story than twilight.
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User avatar #26 to #23 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
ONLY 50%?
#197 - charasmaticjdub (01/23/2012) [-]
I bought that bitch some socks.

Bitches love socks.
#135 - brennanx (01/23/2012) [-]
When a male human and a female human fall in love with each other, the male human goes to a store and spends his life savings on a shiny pebble to present to her in a pop tart.
User avatar #139 to #135 - iRetaliate (01/23/2012) [-]
She then uses the pebble to key his car when he inevitably tries to divorce her because she's a gold-digging whore.
#96 - lolzordz (01/23/2012) [-]
>insist on girl leaving her socks on
>get called a weirdo
>not have sex
#334 to #96 - makeitcount (01/23/2012) [-]
Socks on a girl are sexy... especially knee high socks
Socks on a girl are sexy... especially knee high socks
#347 to #334 - lolzordz (01/23/2012) [-]
very true
#141 - mattdoggy ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
Poor Newton
I feel like digging up his grave and having a hundred hookers pleasure themselves with his bones
#185 to #141 - freduardo (01/23/2012) [-]
It's cool, he chose to be a virgin.
User avatar #241 to #185 - matttboyagain (01/23/2012) [-]
I know right? He could have had any chick he wanted. He'd be like "Hey, I discovered gravity. Let's see if it still works. You and me, what do you say? Huh? Huh?"
#142 to #141 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
There's a term for that...its called " **** I did last tuesday!"
#131 - deathbylock (01/23/2012) [-]
mfw penguins
#310 - Gothrick (01/23/2012) [-]
#103 - allcontent (01/23/2012) [-]
Number one: Gas mask
Number 2: Dust mask.
#180 - gothguypoe (01/23/2012) [-]
#192 to #188 - ixheartxyerxmom (01/23/2012) [-]
family guy thread?
#247 to #192 - matttboyagain (01/23/2012) [-]
Am I doing it right?
#251 to #247 - ixheartxyerxmom (01/23/2012) [-]
don't fret, I fapped too
don't fret, I fapped too
#152 - whatawhore (01/23/2012) [-]
mfw I have a foot fetish and she has to wear socks
User avatar #182 to #152 - sladee ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
#40 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
About Newton, he stayed a virgin by choice and was actually very proud of his accomplishment
User avatar #331 to #40 - strygwyr (01/23/2012) [-]
For Nerds it is an accomplishment to get laid and not to stay virgin.
User avatar #77 - nuggubler (01/23/2012) [-]
newton-"get the **** off me bitch, i'm doin' science"
#190 - thorsaurus (01/23/2012) [-]
sauce on isaac newton being a virgin?
#218 to #204 - aceshot ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
#289 - hansvdw (01/23/2012) [-]
Had sex with my girlfriend.

Made her come without any socks on.
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#100 - WHEREISKFC (01/23/2012) [-]
Pic related, it's Newton.
User avatar #117 to #100 - swimmingprodigy (01/23/2012) [-]
That's Pascal....
#181 to #117 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
That's Antoine Lavoisier, he discovered oxygen
User avatar #271 - herecomesjohnny (01/23/2012) [-]
Hey guys i heard we have a gas leak somewhere in the office, EVERYBODY GET TOPLESS NOW.
#221 - Dudewheresmyjew ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
I knew about the penguin thing because of this movie...
#203 - gerdinn (01/23/2012) [-]
If you say orange fast enough, it sounds like gullible.
User avatar #208 to #203 - thejerseyjenn (01/23/2012) [-]
**** ! why did i not see that comming >.<
User avatar #212 to #203 - fieryphoenix (01/23/2012) [-]
I started saying it before I even read the whole thing... Damn you.
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