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#194 - aiphrem
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Physics is my only mistress
#217 to #194 - anon
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(01/23/2012) [-]
A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.

Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged – every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.

If TL;DR physicist porn
#220 to #217 - aiphrem
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(01/23/2012) [-]
This comment deserves front page. Take this medal, these cookiez and the whole internet whole you`re at it. Good job sir, good job.

Oh, and I have to say it. Better love story than twilight.
#348 to #194 - teddybalan
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(01/23/2012) [-]
kind of related
#23 - analleakage
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#159 to #23 - sammyjankiis
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#26 to #23 - themanwithnoplan
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(01/22/2012) [-]
ONLY 50%?
#141 - mattdoggy
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Poor Newton
I feel like digging up his grave and having a hundred hookers pleasure themselves with his bones
#185 to #141 - freduardo
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(01/23/2012) [-]
It's cool, he chose to be a virgin.
#241 to #185 - matttboyagain
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(01/23/2012) [-]
I know right? He could have had any chick he wanted. He'd be like "Hey, I discovered gravity. Let's see if it still works. You and me, what do you say? Huh? Huh?"
#340 to #241 - nsizzle
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#142 to #141 - neoexdeath ONLINE
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(01/23/2012) [-]
There's a term for that...its called "**** I did last tuesday!"
#100 - WHEREISKFC
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Pic related, it's Newton.
#117 to #100 - swimmingprodigy
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(01/23/2012) [-]
That's Pascal....
#181 to #117 - anon
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(01/23/2012) [-]
That's Antoine Lavoisier, he discovered oxygen
#116 - radicaledward
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(01/23/2012) [-]
guess whose moving to Scotland.
guess whose moving to Scotland.
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#148 to #116 - mikeeninetythree
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#146 to #116 - mikeeninetythree
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#132 to #116 - lolmasterx
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#147 to #116 - mikeeninetythree
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#242 to #147 - anon
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(01/23/2012) [-]
YOU. FILTHY. BASTARD.
YOU. FILTHY. BASTARD.
#190 - thorsaurus
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(01/23/2012) [-]
sauce on isaac newton being a virgin?
#218 to #204 - aceshot ONLINE
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Lol
Lol
#239 to #204 - torquemada
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#135 - brennanx
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(01/23/2012) [-]
When a male human and a female human fall in love with each other, the male human goes to a store and spends his life savings on a shiny pebble to present to her in a pop tart.
#209 to #135 - theoneandonlynate
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(01/23/2012) [-]
I cry ever ******* tim.
#139 to #135 - iRetaliate
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(01/23/2012) [-]
She then uses the pebble to key his car when he inevitably tries to divorce her because she's a gold-digging whore.
#96 - lolzordz
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(01/23/2012) [-]
>insist on girl leaving her socks on
>get called a weirdo
>not have sex
#334 to #96 - makeitcount
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(01/23/2012) [-]
Socks on a girl are sexy... especially knee high socks
Socks on a girl are sexy... especially knee high socks
#347 to #334 - lolzordz
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(01/23/2012) [-]
very true
#197 - charasmaticjdub
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(01/23/2012) [-]
I bought that bitch some socks.

Bitches love socks.
#131 - deathbylock
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(01/23/2012) [-]
mfw penguins