Masturbation Joke Comp!!
Hope it makes you lol.
My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have
a place to sit down.
You know when you have been playing
Skyrim for too long when you get
horny enough that you want to jack
off to the bandit woman you killed.
New Miley Cyrus DVD:
Tub of ?adeline:
XL Bax of Tissues:
The look of disgust on the cashier' s face as you pay: Priceless
T organised a threesome last night...
There were a couple of but T still
had a good time.
T have never been caught masturbating, T jack off lefthanded
even though T am right handed}, and T don' t use and kind of
lubrication.
Nothing says ‘almost caught masturbating' like, having your
mom walking in on you looking at the
Boogle homepage.
Hope at least one of these made you loll
for more
for never again
Free hakon for ALL the people that don' t skip'.'.
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