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Wow ... maybe it should be more like 10%?
Top 10?! I knew this was a better use of my time than studying for my 3 major exams!

Masturbation Joke Comp!!
Hope it makes you lol.
My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have
a place to sit down.
You know when you have been playing
Skyrim for too long when you get
horny enough that you want to jack
off to the bandit woman you killed.
New Miley Cyrus DVD:
Tub of ?adeline:
XL Bax of Tissues:
The look of disgust on the cashier' s face as you pay: Priceless
T organised a threesome last night...
There were a couple of but T still
had a good time.
T have never been caught masturbating, T jack off lefthanded
even though T am right handed}, and T don' t use and kind of
lubrication.
Nothing says ‘almost caught masturbating' like, having your
mom walking in on you looking at the
Boogle homepage.
Hope at least one of these made you loll
for more
for never again
Free hakon for ALL the people that don' t skip'.'.
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Submitted: 01/22/2012
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User avatar #4 - lallram (01/22/2012) [+] (12 replies)
I too am the 1%
#8 to #4 - thechosentroll (01/22/2012) [-]
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Ditto.
#273 - dingobennyfred (01/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Three people were invited, but only one person came.
#399 - anusss (01/23/2012) [-]
**anusss rolls 44**
#46 - mattdoggy (01/23/2012) [-]
I thought i was the only one that masturbated to the Google home page
#418 - anusss (01/23/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**anusss rolls 99**
#90 - anonymous (01/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I masturbate left-handed (even though I'm right-handed) so I can keep my right hand on the mouse. That way I can browse quicker and make an emergency get-away faster.
#25 - TheJacket (01/22/2012) [-]
I don't like to talk about masturbation.

It's a touchy subject.
#391 - voteronpaul (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Vote for Ron Paul 2012!
+13
#243 - matthewfjr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #406 - meganinja (01/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I have never been caught masturbating, I don't use any kind of lube, and i jack off with my right hand (even though i am left handed)
I think i'm the real 1%
#193 - anonymoosecat (01/23/2012) [-]
-Fapping
-mom walks in
-keeps fapping
-mom walks out
#177 - Jenisist (01/23/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I kinda want a cack know just to know how easy it would be to masturbate.

Is that strange?
#396 - krunoking (01/23/2012) [-]
I'm the 1% !!!
#241 - grimmwaters (01/23/2012) [-]
12:40AM   
Time to fap.
12:40AM
Time to fap.
User avatar #14 - eternalrose (01/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I must be the 1%
I don't masturbate

._.
#17 to #14 - seveer (01/22/2012) [-]
You are the 0.00001%
User avatar #104 - ctfreerunner (01/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
There seems to be a lot of people in this 1%... including myself...
User avatar #287 - lotrfreak (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
these masturbation jokes are getting out of hand
User avatar #176 - tertols (01/23/2012) [-]
I'm a guy and I masturbate. I am the 100%
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