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Masturbation Joke Comp

Masturbation Joke Comp. Part 2 is now up: /funny_pictures/3218317/Masturbation+Joke+Comp+2 Part 3 is now here: /funny_pictures/3221387/Masturbation+Joke+Comp+3

Part 2 is now up: /funny_pictures/3218317/Masturbation+Joke+Comp+2
Part 3 is now here: /funny_pictures/3221387/Masturbation+Joke+Comp+3
Wow ... maybe it should be more like 10%?
Top 10?! I knew this was a better use of my time than studying for my 3 major exams!

Masturbation Joke Comp!!
Hope it makes you lol.
My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have
a place to sit down.
You know when you have been playing
Skyrim for too long when you get
horny enough that you want to jack
off to the bandit woman you killed.
New Miley Cyrus DVD:
Tub of ?adeline:
XL Bax of Tissues:
The look of disgust on the cashier' s face as you pay: Priceless
T organised a threesome last night...
There were a couple of but T still
had a good time.
T have never been caught masturbating, T jack off lefthanded
even though T am right handed}, and T don' t use and kind of
lubrication.
Nothing says ‘almost caught masturbating' like, having your
mom walking in on you looking at the
Boogle homepage.
Hope at least one of these made you loll
for more
for never again
Free hakon for ALL the people that don' t skip'.'.
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Submitted: 01/22/2012
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#418 - anusss (01/23/2012) [-]
**anusss rolls 99**
User avatar #433 to #418 - gandalfthepurple (01/24/2012) [-]
you got dubs twice on the same page?! i swear you wizards are hard to find
User avatar #434 to #433 - starship (01/24/2012) [-]
**starship rolls 5,867**
#423 to #418 - chiefhuskey (01/23/2012) [-]
Ok dubs master burns, can u stop this????
#429 to #423 - anusss (01/24/2012) [-]
Victory...
User avatar #424 to #423 - bobbybeats (01/23/2012) [-]
**bobbybeats rolls 5,209** Awwwwwww **** .
#427 to #423 - anon (01/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3,595**
#426 to #423 - anon (01/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5,422**
#419 to #418 - holykirby (01/23/2012) [-]
mr.burns from the simpsons! and dubs!
#273 - dingobennyfred (01/23/2012) [-]
Three people were invited, but only one person came.
#279 to #273 - geraldbostock (01/23/2012) [-]
That was one orgasmically good pun.
#404 to #273 - selectyour (01/23/2012) [-]
"...only one person came"
User avatar #275 to #273 - hitterdude (01/23/2012) [-]
^
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this dude is awesome
#90 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
I masturbate left-handed (even though I'm right-handed) so I can keep my right hand on the mouse. That way I can browse quicker and make an emergency get-away faster.
#103 to #90 - Kaither (01/23/2012) [-]
I was surprised to find out that this isn't all that common. I've done this from the very start though.
User avatar #121 to #90 - mindlessmindless (01/23/2012) [-]
I learned how to use my mouse with my left hand.
User avatar #93 to #90 - iwantedyourname (01/23/2012) [-]
i do it because i got used to it when i broke my right wrist
#46 - mattdoggy (01/23/2012) [-]
I thought i was the only one that masturbated to the Google home page
User avatar #4 - lallram (01/22/2012) [-]
I too am the 1%
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#257 to #4 - dreamthrow (01/23/2012) [-]
Yay!! Someone else the same as me.
User avatar #323 to #4 - jrdnlws (01/23/2012) [-]
Almost everyone is the 1%
#385 to #4 - thephatgamer (01/23/2012) [-]
i am part of the 1%....
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#420 to #4 - icanthinkofname **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#5 to #4 - anon (01/22/2012) [-]
me too!!
User avatar #172 to #4 - stoffanator (01/23/2012) [-]
as am i
#107 to #4 - kamakazirulz (01/23/2012) [-]
same here mannn
#246 to #4 - GoodGood (01/23/2012) [-]
i would be too, but i use my right.
#29 to #4 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
ohh i love being ambidextrous
User avatar #326 to #29 - yankadoodleshit (01/23/2012) [-]
Was you born with it or did you practice?
#8 to #4 - thechosentroll (01/22/2012) [-]
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Ditto.
#399 - anusss (01/23/2012) [-]
**anusss rolls 44**
#25 - TheJacket (01/22/2012) [-]
I don't like to talk about masturbation.

It's a touchy subject.
#193 - anonymoosecat (01/23/2012) [-]
-Fapping
-mom walks in
-keeps fapping
-mom walks out
#177 - Jenisist (01/23/2012) [-]
I kinda want a cack know just to know how easy it would be to masturbate.

Is that strange?
#180 to #177 - thecreeperslayer (01/23/2012) [-]
You still can

oh and tits or gtfo and such
User avatar #195 to #177 - thewalruss (01/23/2012) [-]
Dirty joke: "You could fap mine and see how easy it is :|"
#182 to #177 - missjaykay (01/23/2012) [-]
nope you are not alone. I always wanted to be a boy for a day... just to see how many times I could fap
nope you are not alone. I always wanted to be a boy for a day... just to see how many times I could fap
User avatar #191 to #182 - itsamazing (01/23/2012) [-]
Some guy died at 18 times in a day... The bar has been set.
#196 to #191 - missjaykay (01/23/2012) [-]
Imma need some cake if I plan on doing this.... and a cack
User avatar #213 to #191 - mattymattwithahat (01/23/2012) [-]
I know some kid who did it 16 times, just because he "heard" a different guy did it 22 times.
User avatar #186 to #182 - darklit (01/23/2012) [-]
Flynt Flossy instant pinkie
#241 - grimmwaters (01/23/2012) [-]
12:40AM   
Time to fap.
12:40AM
Time to fap.
User avatar #104 - ctfreerunner (01/23/2012) [-]
There seems to be a lot of people in this 1%... including myself...
User avatar #110 to #104 - godoftwinkys (01/23/2012) [-]
Me as well.
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#113 to #110 - derpit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#122 to #104 - blanchardd (01/23/2012) [-]
so... maybe including me 2%
User avatar #287 - lotrfreak (01/23/2012) [-]
these masturbation jokes are getting out of hand
User avatar #303 to #287 - thebeardlessman (01/23/2012) [-]
Well then you're doing it wrong.
User avatar #411 - troloool (01/23/2012) [-]
In fact, I'm the 1% too! :D
User avatar #176 - tertols (01/23/2012) [-]
I'm a guy and I masturbate. I am the 100%
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#243 - matthewfjr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#308 to #243 - tehbawz (01/23/2012) [-]
MFW this pic.
MFW this pic.
#253 to #243 - trolololcat (01/23/2012) [-]
imagine what your dick must look like
User avatar #406 - meganinja (01/23/2012) [-]
I have never been caught masturbating, I don't use any kind of lube, and i jack off with my right hand (even though i am left handed)
I think i'm the real 1%
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#410 to #406 - happyyellow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #407 to #406 - wildra (01/23/2012) [-]
im right with u brother
#292 - airmax (01/23/2012) [-]
I never use lube.
+1
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#396 - krunoking (01/23/2012) [-]
I'm the 1% !!!
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