Woman's Logic: A true story.... 100% OC, 100% true story, as in, this just went down and the first thing I did was make a comic about it A woman's logic is more
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Woman's Logic: A true story...

Woman's Logic: A true story.... 100% OC, 100% true story, as in, this just went down and the first thing I did was make a comic about it A woman's logic is more

100% OC, 100% true story, as in, this **** just went down and the first thing I did was make a comic about it

A woman's logic is more complicated than America's tax code...

Derp, don' t aome to bed unless you. Okay Derpette. I' ll just sneak
oen fall asleep, your tossing and into bed when I' m really tired.
turning keep me awake...
Thanks Derp.
Around aam, girlfriend already in
bed for the last hour: or so, Thn
wide awake, restless and surfing
the net waiting to get sleepy...
the : u: am t: : tr Eeyes HY ARE YOU STILL ASWEEL? was ARENT
open, and a wild, pissed off cm TN
girlfriend appears*
you told me not to aome to bed
unless T was tired because my
tossing and turning keeps you up
What .11] the wide world '
of **** just happened!? L"' l
it t
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Submitted: 01/22/2012
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User avatar #20 to #6 - yellowtomatoman (01/22/2012) [-]
Why not do both?
#50 to #20 - failtolawl ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
e.g.
#56 - sneakybacon (01/23/2012) [-]
Wait for the next before pinkie-down.
#57 to #56 - sneakybacon (01/23/2012) [-]
And here it is.
#1 - anon (01/22/2012) [-]
#45 to #28 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
Pocket Edition.
User avatar #31 to #28 - doctornick (01/23/2012) [-]
Volume.1*
theres more to the series
User avatar #40 to #31 - onkii (01/23/2012) [-]
no i'm pretty sure that's the pocket addition
#36 - Jackitack (01/23/2012) [-]
maybe she has a tumor...
#44 to #36 - bnixisbest **User deleted account** (01/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #51 - themanta (01/23/2012) [-]
haha, and then you killed her, right?
User avatar #54 to #51 - Zeigh (01/23/2012) [-]
Sounds like an appropriate sequence of events.
User avatar #55 - keiyoti (01/23/2012) [-]
Either I have no experience with women, or I have yet to meet the crazy ass bitches y'all seem to run into on a day to day basis.
#34 - shiftyscent (01/23/2012) [-]
I'll never understand women.
I'll never understand women.
#7 - anon (01/22/2012) [-]
Whenever I see or hear of a situation such as this, I put my overly-analytical brain to the test to see if I can come up with a reason as to why the woman of the scenario reacted the way she did.

My theory is that when she said, "Don't come to be unless you're tired, she was using it as a reinforcement of her next statement, "Your tossing and turning is keeping me awake," which may have been the only part she wanted you to take seriously. Of course, it's perfectly logical for you to interpret what she said as what she actually MEANT to say... But, this is that strange creature known as "woman" that we're dealing with, so unfortunately, it is sometimes a bit more complex than that.

My other theory is that when she called you a smartass, she may have done so because she thought you were intentionally not going to bed because you were somehow angered by what she said, and wanted to anger her back. Obviously you were not angry, and had no intention of angering her, and were simply doing what was requested of you, but once again, the woman is a strange, complex creature. And sometimes we must analyze every aspect of what they say and do to interpret the true meaning behind their words and actions. And, an unfortunate side-effect of their extreme complexity, is that they sometimes think too much into what WE say and do, thinking there's a deeper meaning behind what we do and say.

A classic example is when we are minding our own business, perfectly content, and our gf/wife randomy asks us if there is something wrong. We say there's nothing wrong, but either because we blinked, or we looked at them from a 56 degree angle, or our tone of voice was slightly off, they interpret it as, "Something's VERY wrong, but I don't want to tell you!" So what do they do? They keep asking us what's wrong.

Women. They're complicated. All we can do is attempt to understand them.




#2 - fogschmog (01/22/2012) [-]
Not even the Tardis can translate women.

If you dont get it go watch Doctor who you won´t regret it.
#38 to #2 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
I think if you actually watched doctor who, you would know that hating on women, or anything else for that matter, is really not going to win you any positive points. . .
User avatar #111 to #38 - fogschmog (01/23/2012) [-]
I dont hate them...I love them. And I do this despite the fact that I cant understand them and I dont know what the **** is actually going on inside them. Isnt this some sort of love that would give a lot positive to the world? Loving something despite the differences and the fact that you cant even properly communicate?
User avatar #71 to #38 - exoh (01/23/2012) [-]
agreed. smart anon is smart.
User avatar #4 to #2 - hansjsand (01/22/2012) [-]
There isn't enough huon energy in the universe to power the translation circuit to translate women, the eye of harmony probably couldn't cope with the energy drain and there is a reason there is a TARDIS graveyard at the end of the universe.

Did I get it?
#41 to #4 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
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#43 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
Maybe she wanted sexy time
#46 to #43 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
exactly
#9 - traviver (01/22/2012) [-]
I just never really know what's going on.
I've just given up on understanding them.
#74 - archus (01/23/2012) [-]
A woman's logic is more complicated than understanding the moral of this story:

comic.naver.com/webtoon/det...

[SFW]
User avatar #77 to #74 - TehPwnzorz (01/23/2012) [-]
lol i watched pewdiepie on youtube read that i lol'd (and semi cried)
#80 to #74 - gothguypoe ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
i was sleepy.........now im wide wake
User avatar #85 to #74 - imouto (01/23/2012) [-]
Did you just discover this and are now going around pasting it everywhere.
User avatar #88 to #74 - infinitefacepalm (01/23/2012) [-]
this is awesome!
#97 to #74 - TheFixer (01/23/2012) [-]
i think i got it, the moral of the story is to never lie to a dead person and to not be walking around at 11:20 at night unless you have friends with you... or if they ask where their body is say you dont know and offer to help them look for it...thats what i got from it any ways.
i think i got it, the moral of the story is to never lie to a dead person and to not be walking around at 11:20 at night unless you have friends with you... or if they ask where their body is say you dont know and offer to help them look for it...thats what i got from it any ways.
#98 to #74 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
I got semi scared, after the first one I read that comic with the biggest smile ever. I knew more was coming otherwise it would've already ended. Just waiting for it, with a huge smile! :D
Boom, scared me again, still smiling! LOVE IT!
#75 to #74 - bntg (01/23/2012) [-]
Why did it have to scroll automatically?
#76 to #75 - schlecht (01/23/2012) [-]
I'm scared to click that link now.
I'm scared to click that link now.
User avatar #86 to #76 - isradam (01/23/2012) [-]
don't
#92 to #75 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
Nearly ******* had a heart attack... **** .
#89 to #74 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
<----MFW
And then I kept ******* reading and did the same thing again!!
#93 to #74 - virtigo (01/23/2012) [-]
I'm shaking.
I'm shaking.
#79 to #74 - ronyx (01/23/2012) [-]
I just shat myself.
#96 to #74 - opinionated (01/23/2012) [-]
****		 THAT SCARED THE 			****		 OUT OF ME!!
**** THAT SCARED THE **** OUT OF ME!!
#107 to #74 - thepowerlessrise (01/23/2012) [-]
oh well, its not like i needed to sleep anyway...
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#27 to #26 - drroxxo (01/23/2012) [-]
with a spatula and a frying pan
#10 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #90 - Kamesakke (01/23/2012) [-]
Allow me to translate for you, good sir. I've studies womanese. Turns out, what they say, is not %100 what they mean. It is half-way communicated through telepathic signals transmitted through the eyes, but bounce off the head of the average man. What she was trying to tell you was, mind you, this is a rough translation, "BITCH, YOU WILL GO TO BED EARLIER! PERIOD! Speaking of which...."
User avatar #52 - phoenix grinder (01/23/2012) [-]
holy ******* full on bullseye bro. it's like you know my wife
#62 to #52 - ihasaproud (01/23/2012) [-]
Why in ***** name did you marry her...?
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