Woman's Logic: A true story.... 100% OC, 100% true story, as in, this just went down and the first thing I did was make a comic about it A woman's logic is more
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Woman's Logic: A true story...

100% OC, 100% true story, as in, this **** just went down and the first thing I did was make a comic about it

A woman's logic is more complicated than America's tax code...

Derp, don' t aome to bed unless you. Okay Derpette. I' ll just sneak
oen fall asleep, your tossing and into bed when I' m really tired.
turning keep me awake...
Thanks Derp.
Around aam, girlfriend already in
bed for the last hour: or so, Thn
wide awake, restless and surfing
the net waiting to get sleepy...
the : u: am t: : tr Eeyes HY ARE YOU STILL ASWEEL? was ARENT
open, and a wild, pissed off cm TN
girlfriend appears*
you told me not to aome to bed
unless T was tired because my
tossing and turning keeps you up
What .11] the wide world '
of **** just happened!? L"' l
it t
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Submitted: 01/22/2012
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#26 - ballerfifteen (01/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#27 to #26 - drroxxo (01/23/2012) [-]
with a spatula and a frying pan
#6 - martiini (01/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#28 - christianthejew (01/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #31 to #28 - doctornick (01/23/2012) [-]
theres more to the series
#56 - sneakybacon (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wait for the next before pinkie-down.
#1 - anon (01/22/2012) [-]
#36 - Jackitack (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
maybe she has a tumor...
User avatar #51 - themanta (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
haha, and then you killed her, right?
#7 - anon (01/22/2012) [-]
Whenever I see or hear of a situation such as this, I put my overly-analytical brain to the test to see if I can come up with a reason as to why the woman of the scenario reacted the way she did.

My theory is that when she said, "Don't come to be unless you're tired, she was using it as a reinforcement of her next statement, "Your tossing and turning is keeping me awake," which may have been the only part she wanted you to take seriously. Of course, it's perfectly logical for you to interpret what she said as what she actually MEANT to say... But, this is that strange creature known as "woman" that we're dealing with, so unfortunately, it is sometimes a bit more complex than that.

My other theory is that when she called you a smartass, she may have done so because she thought you were intentionally not going to bed because you were somehow angered by what she said, and wanted to anger her back. Obviously you were not angry, and had no intention of angering her, and were simply doing what was requested of you, but once again, the woman is a strange, complex creature. And sometimes we must analyze every aspect of what they say and do to interpret the true meaning behind their words and actions. And, an unfortunate side-effect of their extreme complexity, is that they sometimes think too much into what WE say and do, thinking there's a deeper meaning behind what we do and say.

A classic example is when we are minding our own business, perfectly content, and our gf/wife randomy asks us if there is something wrong. We say there's nothing wrong, but either because we blinked, or we looked at them from a 56 degree angle, or our tone of voice was slightly off, they interpret it as, "Something's VERY wrong, but I don't want to tell you!" So what do they do? They keep asking us what's wrong.

Women. They're complicated. All we can do is attempt to understand them.

#2 - fogschmog (01/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Not even the Tardis can translate women.

If you dont get it go watch Doctor who you won´t regret it.
User avatar #4 to #2 - hansjsand (01/22/2012) [-]
There isn't enough huon energy in the universe to power the translation circuit to translate women, the eye of harmony probably couldn't cope with the energy drain and there is a reason there is a TARDIS graveyard at the end of the universe.

Did I get it?
#74 - archus (01/23/2012) [+] (18 replies)
A woman's logic is more complicated than understanding the moral of this story:


User avatar #55 - keiyoti (01/23/2012) [-]
Either I have no experience with women, or I have yet to meet the crazy ass bitches y'all seem to run into on a day to day basis.
#34 - shiftyscent (01/23/2012) [-]
I'll never understand women.
I'll never understand women.
#43 - anon (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe she wanted sexy time
#10 - themanwithnoplan (01/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#9 - traviver (01/22/2012) [-]
I just never really know what's going on.
I've just given up on understanding them.
User avatar #60 - lightningunicorn (01/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You know, I'm starting to think that a lot of the time when there are these posts about women being stupid, they're just on their periods.

I would know, I have a vagina myself.
#66 to #60 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (01/23/2012) [-]
And being on your period is a valid excuse for being a complete bitch?
User avatar #52 - phoenix grinder (01/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
holy ******* full on bullseye bro. it's like you know my wife
#49 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
She wants sex you dummy
#25 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
You were supposed to try to not toss and turn once you go to bed.
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