Size matters

Why do guys always compete to see who has the bigger dick?

I'd be in pain if a guy with a twelve-inch wang shot up my hoo-hah.

Fuck that.

so in theory there are no gay asians?

what if your dick is 6.155 inches?

I'm so straight, my name's Millimeter Peter!

The 30's to the 60's.....

what the hell who goes around that long measuring dudes dicks?

And that's how we all started to have anal!

I am definitely not going to click the share button to facebook.

At least now people will know im straight

Problems:
1.) This report appears to have been written in 1999, therefore outdated
2.) Who spent 25 years measuring erections? For what reason and purpose does this serve?
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so the smaller your weener the straighter you are?

...looks like I'm extra straight.

**captainbh rolls 1,676,655**

I have the smallest cack of all the cackes.

Lamar Smith <- He has the Biggest of all . What a Dick.

>first time ever having sex a couple weeks ago
> girl tells me i was her first and i was amazing
> freind of her screen caps a convo they were having about it, telling him that i was the second biggest out of the 12 guys she fucked, and she enjoyed me the most

> feels good man.jpg

>realises he's gay
>finds out she gave him my phone number and adress
> some of my female freinds already think i'm gay because i'm not a douche
> they're try hooking me up with him, and want me to bang him
> I'm not Lamar Smith.


> i web cam the girl a couple hours ago, turns out he recorded her and used the video to get me to show him my dick.

>WTF DO I DO?