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User avatar #452 - Starfox (01/23/2012) [-]
Metal bands:

Pantera, Mastodon, Sleep, Death, Neurosis, Opeth, Acid Bath, Lamb of God, Dream Theater, Carcass, Baroness, Kylesa, Cannibal Corpse (to an extent), Exhorder.

Funnyjunk knows nothing about metal. Fuck Bring me the Horizon and any other scenester band you call metal.
User avatar #577 to #452 - BeAwesomeBro (02/03/2012) [-]
I toenail clippinged for Lamb of God!
User avatar #540 to #452 - Pestilence (01/23/2012) [-]
Spawn of Possession, Septic Flesh, Nevermore, Vildhjarta, Periphery, Megadeth, Amon Amarth, Nokturnal Mortum, Austere, Novembers Doom, Virgin Black, Vader, Dimmu Borgir, Decapitated, Nile, Black Sun Aeon, Gorguts, Hour of Penance, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Keith Merrow... my name.

>_>


User avatar #572 to #540 - Starfox (01/24/2012) [-]
Lold like shit at the "my name"
#536 to #452 - jorgefuber (01/23/2012) [-]
i love bring me the horizon, but youre right, theyre not true metal..

cant think of reaction so here's this
User avatar #555 to #536 - holycrapimacupcake (01/23/2012) [-]
The fuck is that thing?
User avatar #528 to #452 - obliquezombie (01/23/2012) [-]
Fuck, and Meshuggah. How the FUCK did I forget to mention them?!
User avatar #544 to #528 - Pestilence (01/23/2012) [-]
Meshuggah 2012, already album of the year.
User avatar #547 to #544 - obliquezombie (01/23/2012) [-]
Oh my God, I hope so.

Koloss will blow everything any band has ever done this year out of the water.

I just hope it does get the attention is deserves. Here's to hoping the "rock music magazines" tell the masses.
User avatar #524 to #452 - obliquezombie (01/23/2012) [-]
You forgot The Faceless. Dammit, they're one of my favorite metal bands in a long time, and some of the best Technical Death Metal I've ever heard.
#499 to #452 - devout feminist (01/23/2012) [-]
Metal is for fucking pugs anyways.
#471 to #452 - haloreaper (01/23/2012) [-]
idk wb like ozzy and err dethklok and the big 4?? im just saying that was the roots well not dethklok
User avatar #496 to #471 - rainbowhyperion (01/23/2012) [-]
"idk", "err" And "wb" are not words.
#498 to #496 - haloreaper (01/23/2012) [-]
did u understand?
User avatar #505 to #498 - rainbowhyperion (01/23/2012) [-]
Hardly. "U" is also not a word.
#506 to #505 - haloreaper (01/23/2012) [-]
-_- ima spell bad r u gonna correct this all 2?
User avatar #510 to #506 - rainbowhyperion (01/23/2012) [-]
That's it, i'm done. This is a spelling trainwreck.
#512 to #510 - haloreaper (01/23/2012) [-]
good :) TY and come again
User avatar #460 to #452 - wyattheriot (01/23/2012) [-]
Gojira Meshuggah Hacride Dagoba Agalloch Neurosis Mumakil Trepalium Textures Scarve Scoldt Mistaken Element Klone Mastodon Opeth Tool Pantera Pelican

these are my fav. glad to see there are other real metal heads on fj
User avatar #459 to #452 - kunglao (01/23/2012) [-]
You sir, are the fucking man.
User avatar #458 to #452 - BriLovesATL (01/23/2012) [-]
Red pinkies. Don't give a fuck. BMTH<3
User avatar #461 to #458 - wyattheriot (01/23/2012) [-]
*cough scene kid cough*
User avatar #517 to #461 - burtonkillz (01/23/2012) [-]
watch out might be emo scene
User avatar #525 to #517 - wyattheriot (01/23/2012) [-]
good. hope she fucking cuts herself to death
User avatar #466 to #461 - BriLovesATL (01/23/2012) [-]
I like the music. Sorry. My favorite bands are Rise Against and A Day To Remember though. Judge as you may.
#513 to #466 - jojoho (01/23/2012) [-]
great because of you now I look like a fucking moron when I say I like ADTR. Go back to shitty site we should ignore Lamar Smith
User avatar #516 to #513 - BriLovesATL (01/23/2012) [-]
I've never been to shitty site we should ignore in my life. I've been on fj since I was 11, and I'm now 17. Apparently I'm disowned for liking a band? It's an opinion. Chill the fuck out.
#535 to #516 - obliquezombie (01/23/2012) [-]
It's more than an opinion. It's people like YOU I can't stand.

It's not the fact that you like these bands, oh no. Not in the slightest. It's the fact that people like you tote these "opinions" about good music--which is almost entirely objective, for there IS bad and good music, whether you like the group or not--around in such numerous groups that makes me upset.

It's people like you who give these shitty--and I mean shitty--bands so much support that they don't deserve.

I like my fair share of "Metalcore" bands, but believe you me, they're GOOD by empirical values. Groups like A Day to Remember, who have fourth-grade writing levels, "catchy" choruses, simple and repeated riffs, open-chords up the ass, and shit guests, run the music scene, thanks to fucks like you who "have their own misunderstood opinions."

Stop supporting the shit musicians who don't deserve it, and start supporting those who do.

Also, ADTR was witnessed beating up a girl for refusing to have sex. You give your money, time, and ears to them?
#522 to #516 - jojoho (01/23/2012) [-]
wow... you say that you have bin on FJ for 6 years and you don't remember WE DON'T GIVE SHITS ABOUT OPINIONS. Fucking newLamar Smith.
#539 to #522 - devout feminist (01/23/2012) [-]
stop trying to act like you're one of the crew or the FJ legion or whatever you'd have it be. This ain't 4chan, nobody is a newLamar Smith here, so keep your shitty opinions to yourself and get a life.
User avatar #546 to #539 - jojoho (01/23/2012) [-]
I went on 4chan before this website so GTFO anon
User avatar #523 to #522 - BriLovesATL (01/23/2012) [-]
I remember. I just like to watch people freak the fuck out. Good day.
#500 to #466 - rainbowhyperion (01/23/2012) [-]
Shouldn't you be on tumblr?
User avatar #508 to #500 - BriLovesATL (01/23/2012) [-]
Nope. Tumblr is for Lamar Smiths.
User avatar #511 to #508 - rainbowhyperion (01/23/2012) [-]
Exactly why you should be there.
User avatar #456 to #452 - xwilly (01/23/2012) [-]
Maybe they know more mainstream ones like the big four, Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, and Slayer. It's funny I didn't like metal or the blues until I started playing guitar and now I think both are kick ass.
#455 to #452 - coventry (01/23/2012) [-]
OF YOU!!
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