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#13 - anonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
#33 to #13 - countrywild (01/23/2012) [-]
the fact that all the order in the world came from an explosion. perfect sense
User avatar #30 to #21 - charizardette (01/23/2012) [-]
isnt religion the same, replacing "nothing" with "god"?
User avatar #37 to #30 - SgtObvious (01/23/2012) [-]
The idea that someone somewhere had a role in creating us (I don't believe in bible creationism, btw) makes more sense than nothing out there
User avatar #41 to #37 - charizardette (01/24/2012) [-]
so nothing making a man makes everything is more realistic than "nothing" makes everything?
#27 to #21 - rockerforlife (01/23/2012) [-]
It's not nothing. See stars die, and some turn into black holes which suck up all around it sometimes leaving particles. When the entire universe dies out all that's left is particles and all these particles come together  until they can't no more and BOOM. Big bang. Universe starts all over again.   
Also atheism means they don't believe in god. Not in the big bang. An atheist can believe a giant vagina made the universe.   
So sincerely, fuck you
It's not nothing. See stars die, and some turn into black holes which suck up all around it sometimes leaving particles. When the entire universe dies out all that's left is particles and all these particles come together until they can't no more and BOOM. Big bang. Universe starts all over again.
Also atheism means they don't believe in god. Not in the big bang. An atheist can believe a giant vagina made the universe.
So sincerely, fuck you
User avatar #29 to #27 - SgtObvious (01/23/2012) [-]
Well Jesus wasn't a zombie, Jesus doens't make you live forever (being in heaven is a different thing than living forever), etc.

See, I can poke holes in the other argument too. So relax, it's a fucking joke.
User avatar #35 to #29 - rockerforlife (01/23/2012) [-]
Jesus died and came back from the dead. therefore zombie
User avatar #36 to #35 - SgtObvious (01/23/2012) [-]
a zombie is a reanimated dead body that eats flesh/brains

Jesus was brought back to life as an actual person, not a decaying monster
User avatar #38 to #36 - rockerforlife (01/24/2012) [-]
"Zombie (Haitian Creole: zonbi; North Mbundu: nzumbe) is a term used to denote an animated corpse brought back to life by mystical means"
User avatar #39 to #38 - SgtObvious (01/24/2012) [-]
"The body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less."

A body, not actually alive, that cannot talk and has no free will.
User avatar #40 to #39 - rockerforlife (01/24/2012) [-]
In my world zombies look like jesus. All of them.
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