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How To Start A Fight (Part 2)

 
How To Start A Fight (Part 2). Hey guys thank you so much for the other one and all your postings, keep them coming I love them! I really did write that one on

Hey guys thank you so much for the other one and all your postings, keep them coming I love them! I really did write that one on my own if you enjoyed it tell me

here's the link to the first one /funny_pictures/3206671/How+To+Start+A+Fight/

How To Start A Fight (Part 2)
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Dedz to myplague
On my 40th anniversary, my wife asked me
what my first thoughts were when I met
her for the first time.
l wanted to suck your tits dry and fuck
your brains out," I replied.
She took off her robe and asked "What
do you think now?"
I answered, "looks like I did a good job."
And that' s how the fight started,,,
Dedz to Theoneking
I asked my wife, "where she wanted to go
for our anniversary."
It warmed my heart when I saw her face
melt in appreciation.
She said, "somewhere I haven' t been in a
long time."
So I said, "how about the kitchen?"
And that' s how the fight started...
Dedz to thisitesux
I stated an opinion on Fl,
And that' s how the fight started,,,
This is a longer one that I wrote by
myself.
A Foreign Relations Representative
was in charge of a merger between
three companies.
He invited three presidents of each
of these companies to his house.
The First was from Egypt, the
second was from Iraq, and the third
was from Afghanistan.
At dinner, the man' s wife asked the
men, if they were to wake up to the
person they hated the most in the bed
next to them, with a knife in your
hand, who would it be, and what would
you do?
The man from Afghanistan said, "Easy,
Bin Laden is already dead, so I' d just
throw him out in the garbage."
The man from Iraq responded next,
Well if Saddam Hussein was next to
me, I' d be wierded out, but yeah I' d
just toss his body out too."
The man from Egypt said, "Well i' d
stab Mubarak as many times as
possible to make sure he' s dead."
Then his wife turned to him and said,
Same Question."
The man thought for a moment and
said, "Easy, the same thing I do every
day, put the knife back in the drawer,
kiss you on the cheek and get ready
for work.
And that' s how the fight started...
I have a couple more but didn' t want
to make this too long, if you like this
again, I' ll post the rest, I would love
if you guys continue posting your
own ones, or messaging me them, I
will of course continue with the dedz
and putting them in. Thank you(:
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